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Does anyone recall which vlog this was from? 
Also, a very important side quest: ten years ago today, Don launched DisorganizedDon.SPOILER (click to view)
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.QUOTEShe has been without her wedding ring for 3 weeks which she says she's missed, but I'm sure it's worse now.
She got all brave a wore a Disney ring on her "wedding hand" for 1 minute, but then chickened out and never wore it again. She still needs a software update to prawcess that change.. -
.She was so rude to Suzanne in that Easter video. Just because her grandma got the recipe from someone else it is still a family recipe.
"So it's not from OUR family"
The next vlog: https://rumble.com/vlgplf-easter-with-the-...ch-31-2013.html
Happy Easter, bakers! Will recap later (and most likely drunkenly)
And away we go!!
Jen is questioning her workout, and luckily she has initiated the startup on her vlog (us lucky ducks) and she had paska bread with scrambled eggs. Raisins + eggs = yummy! said no one ever except those who want to fart like a horse. She's getting started on the boozy cupcakes for the pregnant Emily which specially matches with her brainfart.
Nobel Jen only shares license free recipes. Yay for those who profit! She made more cookies and cringed for making more for her nephew IN THE NAVY (DONCHA KNOW???) She receives a coffee shop's order of K Cups and tea. I can't imagine working my way through that even 11 years later. I'm sure they were destined for the trash. And baby/teen Jen gets the last season of Gossip Girl.
She had begged for baby bag recommendations and the internet responded, most likely anticipating her conception! Sorry, losers! It's for her sister in law, Emily. She polled the responses and sent them to the expecting mother, most likely stressing her out to choose one as per the baby shower vlog. So a birthday gift is incoming in a hideous, badly pronounced bag!
More baking. Does anyone care? Especially when no recipe is provided? She really knew how to slap her audience away with a red hand. Apparently the frosting in the can is "really really bad for you". Tell that to pre-divorce Jen making confetti cake, desperate to hold things together. Current day Jen gives no fucks. Her mom gets the offshoots.
A tiny little pastel dress is getting steamed but it's SO BIG that a belt is needed. Poor Winnie got tortured with springtime bows.
The party offers a bland spread of raw veggies, dip, cheese and char-coot-er-ee. It sounds buzzing. The lame ass males are watching golf and the ladies are eating. Suzanne tells us the history of the paska bread which Jen bungles with her interruptions and rudeness. Suze sounds sincere about Mrs Rusbie. Jen sounds like she couldn't care as she questions everything she says and cuts her off with a "thanks for sharing!".
Jen shares Emily and Dave's "home office" full of knick knacks and nonsense. Wonder how long that lasted until Bebe Grace arrived. Elfa was utilized but who cares? It looks terrible. She also films the redundant Disney DVDs. Give it 3 years+
Jen and Don are assigned to the "kid's table" Bet Jen loved that. I wonder if Emily joined them or used it as an excuse to get far, far away. Since Jen actually contributed something she needs to assign where they go which would drive me, as a host, batty. Don describes his plate for us. There is egg wars and who cares? They act like it's "magical"!
Jen wraps up with acting like she had a good time and acts like she cares what everyone else was up to.
Happy Easter to all and to all a good night!
Jen: I'm not buying any tea until I finish the stash I have.
Also Jen the day after: I ordered coofee and tea that could fill his nephew Navy's cupboards.. -
.Does anyone recall which vlog this was from?
Also, a very important side quest: ten years ago today, Don launched DisorganizedDon.
Such a pretentious twat.
BARF!! lol
It's from a St. Louis travel vlog but it was on her main channel/PrettyNeatLiving after she stopped posting on MHWL. It's now gone after her recent Don purge.. -
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IOTD: Jen acting like she's had another huge absence when she's posted a day or two ago. No one missed you, I promise. 
The next vlog: https://rumble.com/vlgpr9-the-easter-bunny...ril-2-2013.html
Jen's "running late" for errands Tuesday. Not sure how you can be late with no one holding you accountable, like a boss. Her OOTD is fugly. She has a stack of coupons an inch thick, a snack, her water and back up water. How does she function?
She finally gets the camera replaced and it was apparently painless. She has a 20% coupon and a HUGE dividend of over $50 dollars at REI. I wonder how much she gets now that she kitted out the FartRunner. She buys 4 different Maybelline mascaras before hitting up Ulta and Dick's Sporting Goods. Just because there's a sale or you have a coupon, doesn't mean you have to buy something, Jen. Repeat this mantra until it sticks (she actually said this seconds after I typed this out).
The Easter Bunny has made a late stop at the Ross Manor. Winnie gets a basket with some toys and treats and Don cheers her on - tell me how they weren't bonded. I think it's pathetic but I guess her followers thought it was cute and endearing. She shows Don's basket with candy, DVDs (Les Mis is all the rage with the boys, I hear) and some lamb stuffies. The Toddy Cloth makes an appearance.
Don walks in and reacts to the basket with an "oooohhhh". He says he now doesn't have to share the copy of Les Mis with one of his friends anymore and acts like she gave him too much candy. The next shot is Jen on her knees with her basket while Don films from above and it a wee bit of a pornographic angle if you ask me. She gushes over the balloon and "my favourite treeeeaaaatssss!". I will admit I have taken some of her candy recommendations over the years and they are solid.
She promotes Don's channel and I see WhereDoesDaddySleep has done the same. She tells Winnie to BACK OFF from her stuffies in a very pissed off tone.
Don made stuffed shells served with bland and boring steamed cauliflower and broccoli. Don shows the recipe on screen and says he followed it exactly except that he didn't measure anything. It really did not look the same and I guess that's why.. -
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The Les Mis call back! Remember in Utah when they were all going to go and then only Don and someone else (Poopsie?) went? 
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4 mascaras is literally more than I go through in a year . -
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God her funeral home parlor was pitiful, with the random tacky looking bunny tat on every surface. I guess at least it wasn't a gray echoey cold box, so there's that. She does zero of that "decorating" now when it would be most appropriate. . -
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She collected makeup at this point because hoarding and showing off about it was trendy on Youtube (MAC palettes anyone?) and of course she rarely wore any of it.. -
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IOTD: her skin was rough. Probably off the pill at this point. 
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I remember when her skin blew up; NOT PRETTY NEAT. . -
.Does anyone recall which vlog this was from?
Also, a very important side quest: ten years ago today, Don launched DisorganizedDon.
Such a pretentious twat.
WHY on EARTH would a person ever post this. Did she start a porn channel while we weren't looking? So ridiculous.. -
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This looks spontaneous, like he was suddenly overcome with passion!
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Back when I was watching these in real-time, I was totally mystified by the coupons. She would go to Pebble Beach for a week, showered with LVs, but then go back to the "cash register person" because they forgot her $3.00 discount. She was so bizarrely frugal in a sea of self-indulgence. Must have been Jill's influence? . -
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I think it was all just a part of her faux housewife persona. Some sort of timewasting mental pretend frugality to justify her shopping and "household management". All busywork to justify her role in life which to actual working women who juggle home, work, kids, sport, volunteering and elderly parents is a big fat joke. .
Rewatch Pt. 16: MySILIsInTheMotheringWay,NowICan'tKeepDonAtBay |
