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QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 22/1/2024, 18:43) QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 22/1/2024, 18:38) Jen doesn’t want a guest room because she doesn’t want guests, especially her family of origin. Don't be our guest! Not our guest! Don't put my basement to the test Don't go looking for my powder room candy, chérie Cause it won't pass the fecal bacteria test 🎶 
Bravo! Jen's not that clever she'd just say Don't be my guest, just fuck off. Fuck all the way off.
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Oh it’s my birthday teeheeeee
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If she is thinking chihuahua, she is making a huge mistake. She would not be able to take it on her "adventures" that she goes on. It does not do well in the cold. My in-laws have two and they can't take the Illinois cold very well. No outside walks in the cold. No hiking with it, either. Is she planning on leaving it in Blue when she goes on her hikes? It would get too hot or cold, depending on where she is. Maybe that will be her excuse to give up the camping?
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I wonder if she could leave a dog in her car in bear country?
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"Ooh, honey I'm with you. We're there together."
Who the fuck is she talking to? She truly talks to herself and says things she wishes people would say to her.
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For someone who said they'd been considering divorce for yeaaaars before actually separating (well, being left), she didn't stress during that decade of her life, apparently. Yep, she just said in this video she was living stress-free in her 30s. I'm really glad to hear that all was dandy and well with Jen while she was plotting the conception of the heirs and birthing them to prep her grand departure.
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Anyone else noticed how she talked about her upcoming craft video, she mentioned having to block out some personal information. Imagine you’re CC or Donny as adults one day having to reread her personal thoughts about this current situation with shit quotes and stickers all around it. I hope they just toss them all without ever opening a single one.
I’m sure she’s going to be shot in the ass with luck but my container stores are all out of Christmas tree storage. She’ll probably luckily get the last one.
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Did she just imply that she had sex in her parents’ guest room lol girl no one believes you
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Jen’s all stressed out worrying about when “the dust will settle” and how much freedom she’ll have when it does, and also hoping Don ends up alone after all. You know that idea really boosts those endorphins.
And she’s ugly. There’s no safe place to pause her videos.
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QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 22/1/2024, 19:03) And she’s ugly. There’s no safe place to pause her videos.
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QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 1/22/2024, 11:10 AM)
I literally laughed out loud when I saw your thumbnail. Perfection 😂
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I kept having to go back and listen again because I was getting distracted by the out of focus trash heap behind her
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Jen: My kids are 8 & 5/6, years away from drunken hookups in basement bedrooms. Yet, I’m gonna use them as an excuse for not setting up an extra bedroom in my house. Also, I’m admitting that I have no control over my kids now, & I expect that, when they’re teens, I’ll have even less control over what my kids are doing in my house, &, instead of doing the kind of parenting that would prevent drunken hookups in basement bedrooms, I’m just going to continue to not parent & just not have an extra bedroom. And, because my mind is so internally focused on myself & my multiple journeys that it has no room for any other kind of logical, sensible thoughts, I won’t even realize that kids don’t need an extra bedroom for drunken hookups in basements because the couch will do just fine.
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QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 22/1/2024, 19:00) Anyone else noticed how she talked about her upcoming craft video, she mentioned having to block out some personal information. Imagine you’re CC or Donny as adults one day having to reread her personal thoughts about this current situation with shit quotes and stickers all around it. I hope they just toss them all without ever opening a single one.
I’m sure she’s going to be shot in the ass with luck but my container stores are all out of Christmas tree storage. She’ll probably luckily get the last one.
She will simply manifest it.
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QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 1/22/2024, 10:52 AM) QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 22/1/2024, 16:29) If Jen wasn't a huge bitch who treats dogs poorly, I could see a dachshund being good for her lifestyle. She can fly with a dachshund under the seat and the dog can easily fit in a car seat for road trips. They have good stamina and can go on long walks and can also brave the cold with a sweater. However, Jen sucks and dachshunds need to have special care when it comes to their backs which she would never watch out for. Right. She would have that new dachsy out paddleboarding in record time .😵💫
I can think of no breed more suited for that twat than a doxie. An independent breed (bred to kill badgers in holes) that doesn't give a rats ass about where they pee, poop, or sleep. No self respecting doxie would do tricks for a treat. We had two minis for 16 years.
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If your ample office is being overrun with all your memory keeping projects you have TOO MANY stupid memory keeping projects. The goals should be to throw all that crap out not find more ways to store it all. 🙄
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