UglyAndExhausting_LikeJen Pt. 444

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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 24/1/2024, 23:46) 
    I thought nothing was dumber than scrapbooking receipts. Jen proved me wrong. Documenting empty photo paper and toner cartridges is next level weird.

    If literal trash is making it into her scrapbooks, I’d love to know what she deems unnecessary to include :blink:

    Edited by SingHo!toDons2ndWife - 25/1/2024, 01:54
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/1/2024, 01:20) 
    Lol who is this?!

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    The bald patches.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 24/1/2024, 23:13) 
    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 24/1/2024, 23:08) 
    Anybody else zoom in on that One Little Word intro page she had so nonchalantly lying on the desk, right under her umpteenth expensive Ali Edwards album?

    "This year we will trust our hearts to hold us no matter what comes our way. We will stop dreaming up reasons why we can't do things, and start imagining all the ways might meet what we want and wish for with open eyes and open arms. [sic] This year we will go easy on all the stumbles that sneak in, trusting there's purpose to every pause. This year we will stop letting our expectations lead the way, and let our wonder [I think?] keep our hearts walking [wait, what?] in this big, broken, beautiful world."

    I don't even have words. First, the we subject. We who, Jen? This isn't some family statement, is it? It's not like the circumstances are One Little Word-ing along with you and agreeing to this word salad. We the voices in your head?

    But also, that nothingburger of a word salad. I can't even. I give up on commenting this loony's broken record of a vaguebooking tune. Kudos to her for managing to not use her word of the year for the intro spiel to her One Little Word album. That is a special kind of dumb-complishment.

    (IMG:https://i.ibb.co/vZRxBrd/OLW-This-year.jpg)

    That looks like a card from her buddy, Brandi Kincaid. The word salad Jen pays to receive every month.

    Because the text on the card is typed, and not in Jen's handwriting, I was going to say it was probably part of one of the Ali Edwards kits. Her things have that wordy mumbo-jumbo nonsense too, but Brandi Kincaid does seem more likely.
     
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    Only Jenny would put a photo of herself on the front page with the word “magic” and then the pic with her kids on the next page.

    “They are the magic. Let’s not fool ourselves.”

    If you really feel that way, put the pic with you and the kids on the front page then.

    Freaking narcissist.
     
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    Her kids are going to need therapy after throwing this all out someday. Maybe if she’s cremated, they can burn all this crap with her.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 25/1/2024, 01:49) 
    Are those TWO air filters in one room?

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12315976/...0_Instagram.jpg)

    Between the mold and her stench, TWO! may not be enough.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/1/2024, 01:20) 
    Lol who is this?!

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    She looks like a mentally ill, toothless, balding, homeless bag lady.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/1/2024, 01:20) 
    Lol who is this?!

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    Pass the Titos please :drunk-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    She is looking more like that Christmas walnut.
     
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    My dad passed 11 months ago. In his basement, he had 1 banker box for each year. It contained every utility bill, bank statement, insurance policy, medical eob, receipt for EVERYTHING purchased, yes even milk, and packaging from stuff. Especially pharmacy items. Every tax return and receipts since married. 70 years of paper! I visited so many free shredding events at banks last year. Yes my dad was a bit of an information hoarder. I’m glad it could all go to shredding trucks and it wasn’t all wrapped up in plastic sheet protectors like Jen is doing.

    She’s crazy.

    We also did a few pickup truck loads to dump of paper catalogs and reference books. Catalog hoarder.

    Jen has multiple albums for each year of purchased word cards. Just trash!!!!
     
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    I bet Don at least brought the kids some moon rocks, and not just a rocket keychain.
     
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    QUOTE (Beverage Chewer @ 25/1/2024, 00:38) 
    I’m waiting for her to add pictures of her scrapbook desk into her scrapbook. Then it’s a full circle of crazy.

    Her tea bags & candy wrappers are next. Zero creativity.
     
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    Why is she fearing loss this year?!

    Donald’s beyond gonald.
    The mass exodus happened already.
    Winnie’s finally free.
    She’s bitched about all her family members and probably lost them after Thanksgiving.

    What the fuck is left?! :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    (She must be fearing the loss of her freedom and the possibility that she might have to miss out on more planned travels if Don’s “situation” doesn’t improve. It’s all about how it affects her.)
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 25/1/2024, 02:23) 
    Why is she fearing loss this year?!

    Donald’s beyond gonald.
    The mass exodus happened already.
    Winnie’s finally free.
    She’s bitched about all her family members and probably lost them after Thanksgiving.

    What the fuck is left?! :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    (She must be fearing the loss of her freedom and the possibility that she might have to miss out on more planned travels if Don’s “situation” doesn’t improve. It’s all about how it affects her.)

    This is exactly the loss she fears.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 1/24/2024, 07:23 PM) 
    Why is she fearing loss this year?!

    Donald’s beyond gonald.
    The mass exodus happened already.
    Winnie’s finally free.
    She’s bitched about all her family members and probably lost them after Thanksgiving.

    What the fuck is left?! :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    (She must be fearing the loss of her freedom and the possibility that she might have to miss out on more planned travels if Don’s “situation” doesn’t improve. It’s all about how it affects her.)

    Toe amputation. That shit is on it's last leg, ffs.
     
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