50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay!

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    Lemon is every salesman’s wet dream.
     
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    Lemon’s motto.
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 18/3/2024, 20:27) 
    I know getting your dogs ashes is a personal decision. So don’t come at me. It’s not my thing. I’m obsessed with our Golden Retriever but I don’t want his ashes when he passes away. I have pictures and memories. Lemon doesn’t practice any type of religion and I’m not even sure her kids know what the word God means….so I don’t get why she saves ashes. Does she think their spirit will stay with her in the house? How does that work if you basically live life as if there is no higher power? Also ….I’m curious how Lemon is going to collect all of these considering she runs a farm at her house. Do you go and buy a large shelf and have boxes of every animal that has died that you just line up? Sounds morbid.

    I’m an atheist and plan on getting my pets ashes when they pass. Not so I can have it in a box but so I can have it made into some type of jewelry piece. My cousin had my grandmother and grandfathers ashes combined and necklaces made for all of us cousins
     
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    Does she really “need” a banana, a rice cake with honey AND a poptart prior to a workout? And then after the workout within an hour she has another full breakfast
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    She is really committed to maintaining high calories. She is loving this reverse!

    These two plates were in about an hour and a half of eachother it looks like

    So she is taking in approximately 350 calories prior to her workout. And then however many after she works out with that French toast thing. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
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    QUOTE (Calla-lily @ 18/3/2024, 23:10) 
    Man, that's one heck of a fancy box for Buford. When we got the ashes for my pet several years ago, it was just a small metal tin. It was a nice metal tin or at least it looked nice, but it was a simple metal tin. She must have spent the bucks to upgrade significantly. And engraved and all. No engraving on the tin I got. She got a wood box like it's her well loved close human relative or something. Dang she wastes money.

    Yea we just got a tin for our pup as well and then the vet surprised us with a cast of her paw prints which was so sweet.

    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 19/3/2024, 13:11) 
    She is really committed to maintaining high calories. She is loving this reverse!

    These two plates were in about an hour and a half of eachother it looks like

    So she is taking in approximately 350 calories prior to her workout. And then however many after she works out with that French toast thing. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

    Look how many strawberries! I thought she was only allowed 1.5 of them!
    /end sarcasm
     
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    I see a sugar overload. How is that reverse going Lemon?
     
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 3/19/2024, 06:11 AM) 
    Does she really “need” a banana, a rice cake with honey AND a poptart prior to a workout? And then after the workout within an hour she has another full breakfast

    Her water mix ins are EXPENSIVE! $3.50 for that tumbler of water.
     
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    Should we take bets on whether Bryce took “his” cat to the vet?

    Another vet bill today. The money is constantly flowiiiiiiing!
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    Uh no. Buhrice doesn't leave the house. But I bet Rose went so she could get Starbucks/Target/Dollar Tree/fast food. Rose is the new Paige.
     
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    QUOTE (thisisnuts! @ 19/3/2024, 16:43) 
    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 3/19/2024, 06:11 AM) 
    Does she really “need” a banana, a rice cake with honey AND a poptart prior to a workout? And then after the workout within an hour she has another full breakfast

    Her water mix ins are EXPENSIVE! $3.50 for that tumbler of water.

    Imagine lemon trying to explain to Mark that her $3 water packets and multiple $50 tumblers are going to uhsave them uhso much money on sparklinguh mineral waters. It works for their family.
     
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    That is sad and pathetic. One to do it and two to put it out there for all the world to see. 😑
     
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    She is definitely acting like she went off program.

    We hear about Polly, Oliver, Stitch, and Riley. But what about Pearl’s cat and exotic lizard? Are they still in residence or did they get rehomed? Can we get a photo of them with today’s newspaper, Nessy? Or at least can we hear how they didn’t work for her family and had to be given away? Nessy and her animal hoarding.
     
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    Honestly, if you guys watch Nicole's what I eat in a day videos it's pretty close to what Vanessa is eating. It's all very processed with lots of carbs. She drinks water but then drinks multiple energy drinks and diet sodas. Almost everything is processed.
     
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