50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay!

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    She’s bursting out of those pants. She’s so damn ridiculous. In her case, a camera adds 40 lbs not 10. She’s always worn her jeans super super tight. Apparently yeast infections work for her 🤷🏼‍♀️
     
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    Nicole is a magician yall. She has cracked the code to weight loss and maintenance. Why isn’t she on national news?!?! She gets her clients to eat so much food they cant keep up with it, yet they lose weight, drop major clothing sizes and she still makes them eat more food!

    Someone quick…..call Oprah !!!

    Ok now…. Can someone please translate Lemon Language for me ?? Because when she says “she doesn’t think i will get to maintenance” …..that i would assume means she is still losing weight? So then WHY is she weeks into her reverse yet she is still at a 20lb weight loss for the past 3.5 months??

    Nicole reminds me of someone who refuses to admit to giving wrong advice. Her way is the PERFECT solution. So i would guarantee that she is feeding Lemon some BS talking her way around her uneducated advice and Lemon just believes anything she says.
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    Omg. I can’t with this chick!!!!!!

    Fishing for compliments and new clothes everyday in her warped mirror!! Delusional. Pushing that fat down with her fist to make the photo look better.

    Where are your children Vanessa???? Do you do anything with them at all anymore?? Why are they not being brought out of that house??? Day trips to parks, museums, hikes……anything!!!!!
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    It’s all about veeee! She don’t give a shit about those kids or their education.
     
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    Incredible

    wtf is dailylook.com

    Just think about the TIME she spends online shopping for herself!!!! Idk how anyone….including her kiss ass subscribers can tell her she is a wonderful mother.

    All i see is neglect
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    Actually. Do we know if the kids still live there?

    If you follow her routine on Instagram. Besides an occasional eye doctor/orthodontist appointment….she seems to have zero interaction with them.

    For someone who pulls them out of school under the guise of “so we can have more time together “……it’s a VERY bizarre and suspicious situation. The kids seem to be EXTREMELY isolated
     
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    For someone who spends so much time and money on clothing I would expect her to look more put together. Her sense of style is horrendous. And that should say a lot coming from me, a person who cares very little about fashion and pretty much shops for all of my clothing at Goodwill (There are lots of gems to be found there if you have the time to look ☺).
     
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    Sharing for those who don’t have Instagram.

    You would never know there are 2-3 kids in that house ! This goes on all day long. Nothing involves her kids.
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    “Where’s mom I want to show her what I did at school today” pearl

    Rose. “I can’t look for her I’m too petite”

    Bryce” she’s on her bed. Where else?”
     
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    So many new clothes guess they got their tax return
     
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    Why is there no packing up this house if they are moving this month? Literally no mention of getting things ready to move. Is that no longer happening? Did I miss something?
     
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    Thanks for the up close selfie to tell everyone. 🙄🙄🙄

    Also. Why the hell does she schedule 4 different appointments on different day?

    To look busy? Or is she overwhelmed by having to take 3 kids somewhere when Mark is at work and can’t help. Because i don’t think we have EVER seen her take the 3 kids out without him.

    I bet she also does it so the kids don’t have to wait in the waiting room for the other kid to be done. Heavens forbid they have to do something boring that doesn’t involve being catered to and given toys and game time
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    Is she possibly putting their house on AirBnB or VRBO or something? I can see her suggesting it so they can a whole house full of new furniture.
     
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    I have two kids and schedule theirs at the same time or one after enough. I schedule mine different days just because I have a more flexible schedule taking them out of school is hard often.
     
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    How are the kids passing their the end of the year state exams?
     
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