50 Shades of Lemon Weight Loss Part 57: Count your macros, Niketo will show you the way. Ice cream, pop tarts, and eating out are okay!

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    Does the Lemon household use beach towels on the regular?
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    Nobody asked but I’ll tell y’all anyways 🤣, I’m also only make one meal. My meals are extremely basic: tacos , salads and basic meat, vegetables and potatoes mainly. I also have 4 kids and they don’t dictate the menu but I do take into consideration what they like. She’s doing those kids such a disservice by catering to them.
     
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    Can you imagine their future spouses, roommates and coworkers dealing with all that nonsense from the Lemonettes?
     
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    Vanessa thinks Halo ice cream is healthy for you so she keeps buying it in bulk. 🤔

    She just had a pint of each of those in today’s grocery haul!! They must have eaten the entire pints already so have to go STOCK UP!

    Straaaaaaaange health journey that’s for sure!! It caters to overeating and having your life revolve around food.

    I mean. She just posted 3 grocery hauls in the past two days. Why the hell are you at Target again buying more junk???? Go volunteer somewhere!

    GET YOUR MIND OFF FOOD!!! Do something for society

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    If she doesn't like handling raw chicken, wear gloves. What a lame excuse for never cooking fresh chicken🙄

    I think maybe Lemon was a spoiled brat when she was growing up...getting whatever she wanted and not having to do many/any chores, so now when she does something like laundry or dishes all by herself it is quite an accomplishment in her mind and she feels the need for recognition. 😒
     
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    Does anyone know if Nicole’s plan requires a reverse?

    Or can you just keep on a shred if you want to lose more weight than 20lbs in 4 months. ?

    I don’t understand this strategy at ALL!!! Why is Vanessa so proud of how her “metabolism is responding to the reverse”. What does that even mean!?!
     
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    QUOTE (Miranda22 @ 4/10/2024, 02:35 PM) 
    I think maybe Lemon was a spoiled brat when she was growing up...getting whatever she wanted and not having to do many/any chores, so now when she does something like laundry or dishes all by herself it is quite an accomplishment in her mind and she feels the need for recognition. 😒

    Yeah, pretty sure she was/still is. Didn't her Dad tell MM good luck when they got married?
     
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 10/4/2024, 22:30) 
    Does anyone know if Nicole’s plan requires a reverse?

    Or can you just keep on a shred if you want to lose more weight than 20lbs in 4 months. ?

    I don’t understand this strategy at ALL!!! Why is Vanessa so proud of how her “metabolism is responding to the reverse”. What does that even mean!?!

    We are obviously uneducated because I have no clue! 😂

    I think Nicole wants Lemon to lose weight as slowly as possible so she can keep her on her program a long time and keep making money!
     
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    Aren't they moving this month?? I am confused. I see only shopping and no packing. What's going on?
     
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    Ya know what.

    I’m going to take back what i said about her kids and how they should be eating what she cooks.

    I would want a frozen Digiorno too if that was what i was being served. 🤮

    Why not just make a cheeseburger with fries and make everyone happy!

    Who the hell wants to eat soggy fries that are undercooked and soaked in beef grease Why does she want to make EVERYTHING into a casserole!!!!!
    #separatetheplate
    #kidsagainstcasseroles
    #letthekidschew
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    Ew.

    You know what would be better for health? A burger in a lettuce wrap with the fries on the side. Or a turkey burger. Trader Joe’s has really good frozen turkey burgers. You can cook them frozen so you can make a fast dinner.
     
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    Yeah, those soggy fries would be a hard no for me.

    I'm still baffled by Nicole's "plan". How could those fries be Niketo approved??? Let's set aside how carby they are, but they are also precooked in oil that is terrible for you.
     
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    Nicole’s skinny not healthy.

    Nessy’s kids will never be self sufficient. Growing up and being self sufficient won’t work for her family. Mark will regret this one day, even if it’s 30 years from now when he’s bringing his stay at home adult children pizza rolls to their bedrooms like the servant he Is.
     
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    Every single day she is way over her fat limit. But she giggles it off.

    Isn’t this something her fabulous “health” coach should be helping her rectify?

    So let me get this straight. Nicole has a shed and reverse program that she sells to people. But you don’t necessarily need to follow it? Are her numbers that she is supposedly calculating with her wealth of knowledge only there as a suggestion?
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    Yes I don’t understand why she isn’t trying to meet her macros as stated?? How can she knows if it works if she doesn’t try
     
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