FatShamedByLuluSoCrownedKeepsMeDeluluLikeJen Pt. 451

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    I just watched the IG "rant". Lolololol at Jen thinking she just burned everyone by saying she won't share her pace anymore. Lol ok, cool. NO ONE cares anyways!
     
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    Takes a screen shot, blocks out said username, posts an IG story with a poll on it, then proceeds to say she’s not upset by the comment. Riiiiighht. We didn’t fall off the turnip truck yesterday. Maybe if she actually does stop talking about her pace, those run Disney videos will be a little bit shorter…..
     
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 3/21/2024, 10:11 PM) 
    How the fuck is this magic???

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    Girl, You can frost yourself all you want, but you will never look like Kate Hudson.
     
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    Did she take a lunch in the people freezer? :snickering:
     
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    During a cattle drive cattle wog at about the same pace as beefy Gene and they weigh in at 1,400 pounds.
     
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    Big Jenny is Big Big mad
     
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    But do they have bunions??
     
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    Maybe if she had actual things going on in her life aside from her sad travels she would not be so upset over nothing. But keep running Disney races and never improving and working out for hours unathlete like Jen.
     
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    With this scolding what part of the Jen Cycle are we at?? Where's the graphic when I need to reference it :crying:
     
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    Omg now YouTube is giving me ads for beef sticks.

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    I would have thought that "speed" would be important to a "speed skater", and that a "speed skater" would think that time and pace matter for other individual sports, too.
     
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    When Jen shared that she was "sharing a little magic everyday" I was expecting flowers, the sky, the kids (for the preformative value of course), croissants, baking, sweet treats, yoga, Peloton, RunDisney and crafting...

    I was no expecting being fucking cryogenically frozen until they found a cure.

    QUOTE (Jen’s corral breakfast @ 21/3/2024, 23:45) 
    👋🏽 hi it’s me who called out her slow pace on YT. As someone who *actually* runs, I cannot understand her approach to running. The “carb loading”, the excessive electrolytes, the fueling with gels in a 5 or 10k. She is a wealth of bad information and takes herself way too seriously. She’s fat and slow and a walker. The end!

    Time to change your username, Fasthole 😂
     
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    Ah I do love a good scolding to end the week :lol:

    She is a moron, through and through. Why even record a 'pace' when you've sweat-walked most of it? She should be embarrassed. But this is Jen - she exists in a weird bubble of experiencing no shame at the most embarassing things.

    She really should spend some of those Don Dollars on a personal trainer. I know that would involve Other People!!! which she hates. But she is a scientific marvel at this point - I've never seen anyone spend so much time working out and still being so flabby. Not only that but she is clearly remarkably unfit - she can't even hold a basic running pace at a theme park fun run, and all she does is run! A personal trainer would be able to create an exercise and diet plan for her to accommodate her hip and foot issues, help her to get fit, and also lose a bit of weight.
     
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    I get how Jen feels content walking these Disney races. If you check out Karen Bee’s race footage, MANY people walk these races. I was a bit surprised. I really thought the majority of these people were runners. It looks like there might be 25% “real” runners and the rest we will call “Disney woggers”.

    I do appreciate that Karen says repeatedly she is NOT a runner but participates in this one specific race annually to challenge herself. She is a friend of LRJ and BBB but not as annoying (in my opinion).

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnHpv56KgLY

    The NYC marathon runs thru my neighborhood. We walk up to our corner to watch the runners every year. I’m used to seeing 95% of the participants RUNNING.
     
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    Jen doesn’t care about pace just like she didn’t care about her kids’ milestones :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

    QUOTE (Just_Peopleing @ 3/22/2024, 04:52 AM) 
    She is a friend of LRJ and BBB but not as annoying (in my opinion).

    Funny how BBB has all these Disney friends. But not Jen!
     
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