FatShamedByLuluSoCrownedKeepsMeDeluluLikeJen Pt. 451

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    When I was a kid, I thought that my mom was so pretty and nice. I WONDER how the kids feel about having Beefy Gene as a mom. She’s greasy, smelly and doesn’t seem to know her kids at all. Hope she’s not at the pool with her swimsuit lining sticking out because it’s too small. :P
     
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    QUOTE (Sheeba @ 3/26/2024, 06:11 PM) 
    When I was a kid, I thought that my mom was so pretty and nice. I WONDER how the kids feel about having Beefy Gene as a mom. She’s greasy, smelly and doesn’t seem to know her kids at all. Hope she’s not at the pool with her swimsuit lining sticking out because it’s too small. :P

    Especially when they go home to Mama Tens.
     
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    Bringing this forward because we're getting close

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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 26/3/2024, 15:17) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 3/25/2024, 10:55 PM) 
    It's the Nellie Eyelet dress by Carve. Included photo of how it looks on the model on their website.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12033510/...0325_235209.jpg)

    I can see Jen thinking if she bought that dress, she'd look just like the lady on the right wearing it. 🤣🤣🤣

    She spent $100 on that dress? I mean she spent dons money on that dress?
     
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    I saw a nighty today that looked just like that dress. My mom said that's exactly what her mom used to wear to bed. It's giving Little House on the Prarie vibes.
     
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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 3/26/2024, 02:49 PM) 
    Gene hasn’t been a beast on the Peloton in a while, her “strive scores” are high because her heart rate soars, but if you look at her actual output (the combo of resistance and cadence, for non-Peloton users) lately it’s not good. She’s either in pain (either hip or bunions) or her “taking it easy” has pushed her way back—like a lot of things in her life, it kinda seems like she’s going through the motions when it comes to her workouts. Pair that with her horrible carb and sugar laden diet and that’s why she looks the way she does in those swimsuit pics.

    This is really interesting, because bakers have noticed (more than once over the past couple of years) how high her heart rate is during exercise. Your heart rate should go down as your conditioning improves. That's, like, the whole point of exercise.

    IDK if I were her, I'd be concerned. But then again, nothing bad ever happens to Mrs. Jennifer Ross.

    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 3/26/2024, 04:47 PM) 
    The whole sit on my butt to the airport, sit on my butt in the car for 8 hours, have some snacks while driving, is what changed her. The 2 hour hikes are great, but they are 2 hours in a 15 hour sitting and bathtub soaking day. Combined with the same snacks she used to eat when she was 20, and the same gross babydoll dresses she wore when she was 20.

    I hadn't thought of it this way, but you're exactly right. She is probably more sedentary now than she was pre-divorce. The irony! But I guess that's what happens when you buy a personality at REI instead of building an outdoors-oriented life.

    What a poser.
     
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    I am not including a link- cause don't do what I am doing. Which is watching the Eugene Trifecta. OMG, even at the time, I remember finding that trip so disturbing. If you want a phD in Jen, you kind of have to watch them, but so so brutal. That Aly Edwards crap, wandering around eating vegan street food, foreshadowing her hiking identity. So awful. Why am I doing this to myself? You can't even fun snark . Oh well, it must be the season I am in. I thought I would have pivoted by the equinox.
     
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    Lol she’s so fucking fat
     
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    I just can't believe Ms Family Friendly Knickers and Ms Full Length Splashpad Momiform is now happy showing the world her bikini bottoms and thunder thighs on the internet. She's so strange and contradictory.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 26/3/2024, 22:12) 

    As a non-Peloton person, thank you for this workout update. :thumbs-up:

    This is very interesting. Do you remember when you first noticed her lowered output?
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    I first noticed over the holidays - she primarily does stretches, yoga, meditation, Pilates now.. and cardio that looks like this:
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    I agree with whoever said her showing herself in a thong and now a swimsuit is in assignment from her life coach as part of her body positive journey.

    Do we think she still talks to her pet psychic, and communicates with Winnie? Someone from her community should ask her.
     
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    Yikes @ that heart rate
     
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 3/27/2024, 03:44 AM) 
    I just can't believe Ms Family Friendly Knickers and Ms Full Length Splashpad Momiform is now happy showing the world her bikini bottoms and thunder thighs on the internet. She's so strange and contradictory.

    Getting ready to do Only Fans?? After all, she needs to keep the lights on.
     
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    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 27/3/2024, 03:40) 
    Lol she’s so fucking fat
     
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    Sadly, she would attract a huge following if she did OF. Granny P leading the way, she would be able to have absolute privacy, but her content would be exactly the same, as RoboBeefy can’t do anything new or original. Of course her main man Mike, he would be right there, hoping for another chance at love. 🤮🤮🤮
     
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