I'm having a baby! Watch me bitch & complain for 9 months straight! Pt. 15

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    I broke the tie ;) Title by mary mary quite contrary
     
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    or 18 years straight
     
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    Excellent title.
     
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    “Guess My Babies Gender” as she stands there showcasing all of her fat that she is mistaking for a baby bump! OMG, you really have to feel sorry for her she’s such an idiot! And it’s not “babies” Alex! It’s 👏🏻baby’s👏🏻. What a schmuck.
     
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    Holy sh*t... she's gaining weight by the hour...

    *rubbing her belly fat*

    She does know the baby is waaay lower right? ALEX! THAT IS YOUR LUNCH, NOT YOUR FETUS!
    Someone, please educate this heifer...
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    QUOTE (B Honest @ 28/3/2024, 20:58) 
    Holy sh*t... she's gaining weight by the hour...

    *rubbing her belly fat*

    She does know the baby is waaay lower right? ALEX! THAT IS YOUR LUNCH, NOT YOUR FETUS!
    Someone, please educate this heifer...

    What a prominent ball sack!!😱
     
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    QUOTE (Emme Elle @ 28/3/2024, 21:34) 
    QUOTE (B Honest @ 28/3/2024, 20:58) 
    Holy sh*t... she's gaining weight by the hour...

    *rubbing her belly fat*

    She does know the baby is waaay lower right? ALEX! THAT IS YOUR LUNCH, NOT YOUR FETUS!
    Someone, please educate this heifer...

    What a prominent ball sack!!😱

    :hearty-laugh: it's all muscle... from consistently working out using CoPilot
     
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    Nice title.
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    I’m not a cake pop person I’ve never tried one nor have I ever attempted to make any they just don’t seem appealing. However, as I saw Alex making them in those silicone trays and how they turned out I knew Alex must’ve done something wrong?

    Yep, sure did. so I went on YouTube and typed in Amazon pink silicone cake pop trays and a 30 second video popped up of the same trays that Alex bought. What Alex doesn’t tell you in her video is these are “Baking” silicone trays. She was doing it all wrong. No surprise there. You’re actually supposed to put raw cake batter into one tray and then put the other tray on top as a lid and bake the cake pops in the oven. If anyone is interested in watching how she should have done it here’s a link to the 30 second video.



    In her vacation Vlog part 1 love how she puts that camera right below her bottom lip and leaves it there, which definitely means she’s ashamed of how fat her face has gotten. Specially when she’s laying down in bed, she’s deliberately keeping the camera up by her lip and excessively touching her face and looking in the viewfinder constantly. We all know she doesn’t have to show her whole face you can just tell by looking at how swollen her cheeks, and eyes look that Alex is rapidly gaining weight. Interesting enough she uses her cell phone to show her swimsuit and dress, that way she can use the skinny filters on her phone.
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    A few highlights when Nancy and Alex both agree they don’t do loud, then says they’re a bunch of babies, noise makes them anxious.

    Right, says the mother daughter duo who are the most allowed and obnoxious two people I’ve seen in a vlog. Always raising their voices to talk over each other and grab attention.

    Oh the pool snacks, hope Alex enjoys feeding her baby matrix food. Alan Roberts calls it ultra process but I call it matrix food. Alex is over here, worried about sunscreen and facial cream. Yet, she as zero care in feeding her baby bioengineered food and dyes. Along with all the other processed ingredients. I wonder if Yarmayn is paying attention to the garbage his baby is getting in the womb?

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    Of course, Alex cracks me up with her granola just because it has protein on the front. Alex assumes it means it’s high in protein. No Alex! It’s a marketing deception to the consumer. One serving which I doubt she will have is 53% carbohydrates and the majority of those carbs are loaded with sugar, then 23% fat and only 19% protein.

    All that junk in her shopping cart is just going to make her more hungry and crave more of that stuff. It’s designed that way.
    :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    Last, but not least those shorts that Alex keeps promoting, their actually suppose to fit like a skirt/skort but you would never know that by the way they fit Alex and notice how there’s no mention that it’s a skirt/skort
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    Wow. I thought she had a tummy tuck? That fupa sure is fuppaing!!! :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    QUOTE (B Honest @ 28/3/2024, 20:58) 
    Holy sh*t... she's gaining weight by the hour...

    *rubbing her belly fat*

    She does know the baby is waaay lower right? ALEX! THAT IS YOUR LUNCH, NOT YOUR FETUS!
    Someone, please educate this heifer...
     
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    Alex really thinks she’s showing doesn’t she?
    :nervous:

    In case you read here Alex, here’s my book recommendations.
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    Any and all added girth and weight gain will be blamed on the little fetus. I didn’t start showing until I was 5-6 months pregnant.
     
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    if my crotch and legs looked like that I would NOT put them online for the world to see

    good god I feel violated
     
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    Yeah, with my first I wasn't showing until I was almost 6 months. I could tell ... and my clothes were snug but the bump wasn't that noticeable. I remember wearing suits to work with the shirt unzipped in the back and I'd just keep my jacket on 🤣

    Alex looks special needs holding her fat like that. Seriously, like she's mentally not right.
     
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    She said she would bring her kid to
    Vacation nxt year with nancy...
    A girls Vacation perhaps 🤔
    Bc why not leave the baby boy with yar next year?

    I don't care ! Either way
    She's annoying AF!!!!

    THE ONLY thing I'm looking forward
    To is seeing just how much weight
    And how quickly it piles on..

    Sorry not sorry!
    Yar you made your bed ,
    Now you gotta lay with the 🐋 WHALE 🤭
     
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    I remember with my first, I was so excited, I would stand to the side at the full length mirror and look to see if I was showing. I remember thinking those first few months….where is it! I didn’t see anything until about 5 months. The whole thing is just so embarrassing with her. Does she not know that everybody is thinking the same thing? This woman is insane!
     
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