Becky is getting thicker, she and mop mop always bicker, she probably can’t spell the word quicker, and now she’s a nasty booger picker. Pt. 31

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    lol love the title.
     
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    marking my spot with a pinch of sawlt and $11 butter
     
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    Hi I'm Bex 75 year old mop mop reporting in from the hospital.
    Where I'm in traction from planting 50 lbs of potatoes for my child/ daughter of 32. My back is killing me, but hopefully Bex will bring a few potatoes to fry up for 4th of July dinner party of 75 we are planning now.
     
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    QUOTE (Jemmer crack corn @ 5/4/2024, 21:55) 
    Hi I'm Bex 75 year old mop mop reporting in from the hospital.
    Where I'm in traction from planting 50 lbs of potatoes for my child/ daughter of 32. My back is killing me, but hopefully Bex will bring a few potatoes to fry up for 4th of July dinner party of 75 we are planning now.

    OMG, I'm 💀

    :hearty-laugh:

    Legit made me LOL and I had to come back and edit this to add because I'm still LOL'ing as I type this sentence.
     
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    I bet her expensive high end store is cheaper than Azure.
     
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    love the title!
     
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    lol great title! 😆

    an HOUR of citrussss. an hour.

    she bought an electric juicer for this project. a whole ass gadget for this ONE "project".

    lmao her unrelatablity is thru the roof.

    makes a lemon loaf. doesnt cream butter and sugar again and her batter looks curdled as FUCK. shes always rushing thru because she is so insistent on doing 4994949 things at once.

    hope renee likes curdled lemon loaf. 🤢

    Edited by sure_sure_sure - 4/5/2024, 10:32 PM
     
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    Can someone bring over and post the Boogey-Rolling video to
    make our new title even more special?!!
     
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    I'm still shaking my head at the still here of the poor parents again doing Becky's bidding. But I'm not surprised at them doing her work for her. Again.

    What surprises me is the potatoes themselves. Why is she planting whole potatoes that don't even have any sprouts on them?

    When you plant potatoes you can cut them into chunks and just make sure there's one or more eyes on each chunk. Those huge potatoes could probably be cut into 4 chunks if they have sprouted eyes.

    We'd plant ours in a trench then keep hilling them as they grow. If they're planted deeper and get hilled you get a much better yield.

    I've chuckled at some of the tiny crops these hobby farmers get yet they brag like they've got a bumper crop.

    We used to plant around 80 hills for just the two of us. But we shared with my three steps kids and their families. My brother in law would get as many as they needed. My elderly parents would get all they wanted too. We shared so many it was crazy. We had all we needed plus we had enough left to keep for the next years seed.

    I don't remember Becky ever cooking potatoes?

    Why does she insist on just doing everything to excess but never doing it right?
     
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    QUOTE (sure_sure_sure @ 4/5/2024, 10:17 PM) 
    lol great title! 😆

    an HOUR of citrussss. an hour.

    she bought an electric juicer for this project. a whole ass gadget for this ONE "project".

    lmao her unrelatablity is thru the roof.

    makes a lemon loaf. doesnt cream butter and sugar again and her batter looks curdled as FUCK. shes always rushing thru because she is so insistent on doing 4994949 things at once.

    hope renee likes curdled lemon loaf. 🤢

    Checked out Amazon for her juicer--$149.99!
    Wonder how many times she's going to use it. A lifetime supply of lime zest makes it all worthwhile!
     
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    Lmao @ the title. 🤣
     
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    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 5/4/2024, 21:25) 
    Title by meowmeow1975

    😆 🤣 😂

    I love that booger picker is in the title.
     
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    I don’t understand why she bought all those limes and lemons when she buys the organic Santa Cruz lemon and lime juice from Azure. I would be cheaper to buy that than fresh lemons and limes plus the juicer.
     
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    Having a hard time subscribing to the thread.
    This happens sometimes. Just commenting again to see if it helps.
    Sorry, no witty mop mop jokes this time.
    But wait...is she saying
    PAPlova?? As in Pavlova??
    OMG...
     
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