LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen Pt. 453

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    Damn, she looks so fat in all that Spandex
     
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    So, who's going to tell Jen the body's maximum absorption of protein in one sitting (1.5 to 2h to break the meal down) is around 20-25 grams? Because she's going to load up on protein in one sitting like Gaston from Beauty & the Beast and wonder why she's still the Beast, not Belle, years later.

    Pace yourself through the day, Jen. Stop binging and thinking that'll do the trick. It won't. Whether for carbs or protein.
     
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    She's the perfect robot to follow a meal plan & eat the same things every single day, god knows why she didn't do that 15 years ago. She always thinks she knows best and *this* is the result.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 4/12/2024, 12:51 PM) 
    If I had her time and Don Dollars, I'd have a:

    - Personal Chef
    - Nutritionist
    - Personal Trainer
    - Stylist/Personal Shopper
    - Hair and makeup artist for videos, like Trisha Paytas had for years

    And I would have a second home that wasn’t a vehicle. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
     
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    Professional videographer and influencer, ladies and gents. (It's the extreme thinness of the rat tail vs the width of the trunk for me)

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    “And just for reference because I know someone, somewhere is going to ask…”

    No. Nobody cares what size you wear because it’s completely irrelevant to them.

    YOU need to share the size every single time because you have disordered thoughts about your body and the size of clothing.
     
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    Jen is shit at her job so I just wanted to post a few pics of Joshua Tree. It's not as dreary as she makes it seem.
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 12/4/2024, 18:17) 
    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/12/2024, 11:12 AM) 
    Jennifer 'Rat Tail' Ross, important business wady & millionaire.

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    merino wool underwear Bwahaha, we were giffing her sad excuse for a pony tail at the same time! :eusa_dance:

    That is really sad. I know what my thin hair looks like if it gets too long. CUT IT JENNY! Even if she would curl the pony tail it would look like there is more body there. The whole bottom half of that pony tail is just thin frizzy split ends.

    A good 6” need to go!
     
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    She needs to shave it all off and start over. And then go to one of those Japanese head spas and clean the buildup off.
     
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    She neglected selecting her time slot at the custom wig maker I had suggested (with appointment availability in Chicago ‘burbs about a month ago). She’s on a one way street here. She will never be seen without a red too big for her small noggin cap in the near future.
     
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    Liquid-chewer extraordinaire :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 12/4/2024, 18:34) 
    The dichotomy of this ho being so self-absorbed and self-obsessed but still looking like a dirty scarecrow is fascinating.

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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 12/4/2024, 18:39) 
    No WAY does Fatty fit in a small. I’m 120 pounds and almost always buy a medium in workout clothes (I do like my blood to circulate, so there’s that). Maybe what she meant to say was “I ordered a size that’s too small”. :snickering:
    And that hair! My hair has been thinning since menopause and I have hypothyroidism. I have 50x more hair than Jen.

    AGREED! I always size up in swim and activewear . The strangulation factor! I invite you to envision her attempting to both ‘don’ and unpeel these latex monstrosities.
     
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    Dancing Career Jen is at it again...

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    yeah, that doesn't look good
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    so much going on here. Shirt and bra that don't fit, leftover smoothie on her lip and is she picking/scratching her ass?
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    I personally think the crowned Athletic stuff is ugly AF. I would NOT be caught dead in that crap. HOWEVER, if she wants an honest opinion. Buy the correct size and NO that color looks BAD on you. It makes her look bigger and more like a stuffed sausage.
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    She was feeling herself and wants compliments and you can tell. she kept smiling while looking at herself. If you love it, then wear it but no, it's not the best look for you.
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    yes you idiot, gas went up as it does this time and closer to summer EVERY year! 2nd video of her discussing gas prices. um ok.

    Is Jin aware that she is not a professional or Olympic athlete? She literally wogs Disney runs that kids do and pays thousands to climb the same mountain over and over. " body wellness regimen"
    honestly I bet if she started swimming and just walked a few times a week, see medical professionals, and getting a life. she would have a banging body. but nope, she is so addicted so influencers and life coaches, and hasn't dealt with anything truly going on so she eats and shops and overloads everything.

    Is she aware there are other veggies in this world. she bugs the crap out of me. JUST hire a personal Chef. I think your kids can recommend someone to you.Screenshot-15163

    hire a stylist and toss out those boots and shirt
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    she is such an old lady. I guess when your weird grandparents are your only friends you grow up to be 80 at 41. she reminds of the old lady that went into Phoebe's body in Friends. She is even influenced to buy gross candy from some content creator
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    oh Jinny, lol why is it that you shovel junk food down your gullet after hanging out with your parents. Does Jill judge you? You clearly want the desserts, so order them. Just because your mom and dad don't eat it, doesn't mean you have to follow what they do
     
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    About her shopping habits: "I lose control of reality."

    But instead of seeing this as a problem to fix, she giggles about it.
     
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