LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen Pt. 453

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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/12/2024, 01:12 PM) 
    Professional videographer and influencer, ladies and gents. (It's the extreme thinness of the rat tail vs the width of the trunk for me)

    Selling-the-Anna-Crowned-Barfletics-top

    She looks idiotic trying to film her fat ass. But she clearly thinks she’s adorable.

    I would have to do a deep dive into Jen’s spending habits to say this for sure, but from memory it seems she’s willing to spend on toys and experiences for herself, but is stingy when it comes to necessities or things for the Circumstances—you know, if it isn’t fun for Jen it’s time to be thrifty. She really is a case study…in something.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/12/2024, 01:03 PM) 
    Is everyone sitting down?

    She spent $1084 (ex tax) on that Crowned Athletics crap.

    The patrons must be so proud that they are helping the struggling single mother keep the lights on.

    OMG! I wondered how much she spent. Thanks for figuring that out.
     
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    That sad shirt she inflicted on her fellow theatre patrons looks exactly like my hiking tees. Multi-millionaire Jen at her finest. I hope Jill asked her if all her nice clothes were dirty.
     
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    Why is it always frozen broccoli? (Not even fresh. No other green vegetables besides salad worth trying.)
    Why is there never yogurt for the kids?
    Why is she always buying "just one treat" but then there's a second one in the grocery bags?
    Why are there no treats for the kids?

    She shops like she doesn't have children and has an aversion to cooking. Even her food is bland and boring.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 12/4/2024, 20:28) 
    She's also done 4 cryotheraphy (full body, not facial) appointments at her local Restore. Does anyone know how much these are in the US?

    She bought a 3 month membership. Google tells me a place near her is $55 for the first time. $599 for 20 sessions> Restore site wanted an email to even try and look further.

    She said broccoli is the only vegetable they will all eat. Frozen so she doesn't even have to chop it up. Why not make each kid what vegetables they like? It's worth the effort for something like that.
     
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    https://assets-global.website-files.com/61...-Menu-TierF.pdf

    (Evanston Restore prices)
     
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    I don't believe she doesn't get enough of anything. She meets the macros for a mastodon.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 12/4/2024, 20:47) 

    Thanks TheHairyChild SoProudOfMyself .

    Three months and she said they advised her to go multiple times a week so I'm guessing she's at least bought the Elevate monthly pack.$365 x 3 is another +1000 expense.
    What mommy wants, mommy gets! :flcvoy01:
     
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    Okay, not trying to be controversial here, but that wellness website looks like a scam for people with money to burn. Are there really benefits to cryotherapy, IV drips of “signature ingredients”, etc.? Frankly, I would be terrified of letting someone drip unknown ingredients into my bloodstream.

    Hey, Jen—spend some of those Don $$$s on a haircut and shampoo!
     
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    There’s a place in town that does IV drips like that. Seems like a bad idea to me. Also, the fact that personal trainers are the ones hyping this crap on IG doesn’t help me think much of it.
     
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    Was her theater sweater finally too ratty to wear? Did she really go to a show with both parents?

    Yanno, her 90210 coach wants to increase her protein, because it builds muscle, but she lies about her current body due to her over doing it on the bike and tread as well as ALL THE DAMN FOOD. Claims she is strength training, but she looks like the only thing heavy she lifts is the flateware that shoves food down her gullet.

    ETA, restore around here is ReStore, the thrift and resale store for Habitat for Humanity.

    Edited by JenuinelyUnorganized - 4/12/2024, 09:05 PM
     
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    I would never get an IV drip from some kind of fly by night bullshit like that.

    Those gas prices are ridiculous. I paid $3.05/gallon this morning. #blessed, since I don't have Don Dollars funding my existence.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 12/4/2024, 20:58) 
    There’s a place in town that does IV drips like that. Seems like a bad idea to me. Also, the fact that personal trainers are the ones hyping this crap on IG doesn’t help me think much of it.

    It's Jen's new Chinese herbs miracle.

    Full-body cryotherapy doesn't have any scientifically backed evidence to recommend it. There may be very small effects on inflammation and soreness reduction but nothing that goes beyond other (cheap) recovery strategies. It's just a marketing fad.

    The Skeptical Inquirer has a bunch of actual scientific studies linked in this recap article.
     
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    "Stevia, it's not really my jam."

    Says the woman who always had to have her can of Zevia to sip on in front of the TV... :rolleyes:
     
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    That stupid freak LOVES talking about herself. Omg not even a dear sweet friend would want to hear her ramble about this nonsense. Why does she think every little thing she does is worth mentioning? Especially nutrition wise? No one cares. She doesn't even know wtf she's talking about most of the time. Insane. :wacko:
     
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