LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen Pt. 453

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    That pocahontas outfit was *hideous*!
     
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    had to pause this bullshit to go get some blood work.

    is she really explaining the science behind her breakfast of an english muffin with pb&j? calling the jam she's using equivalent to a power gel? what is wrong with you? stop eating this fake bullshit food and get some real nutrients in you.
     
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    Not many people look good in a skin tight nude bodysuit.
     
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    Hey Jen, whatever size that shiny doo doo outfit is, you need to go up a size or two.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/12/2024, 06:38 PM) 
    Did she say "leedgerly" (leisurely) at 11:47? Not American, not a native English speaker. Is this a regional pronunciation or a Jen-ism?

    Sounded like that. She had a leedgerly morning, and she is going to let herself have that and not feel bad. It's amazing how often she gives herself grace, as though she is overcoming her tendency to put too much pressure on herself. Such a superego haunting Personal Day Jen
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 4/12/2024, 10:47 AM) 
    About her shopping habits: "I lose control of reality."

    But instead of seeing this as a problem to fix, she giggles about it.

    that explains Jin, PERIOD! she has lost control of reality. That is what happens when you have no in person social group, and you live your life online.
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    She likes to claim she isn't a tv watcher and I know why she does that. Boomer parents were always telling us that we needed to be outside and that tv was for lazy and fat kids....truth was, the boomer parents just didn't want us inside with them. What Jin doesn't realize is, she has been living online for over a decade, she records her life so much that the camera is her best pal and she spends hours scrolling or watching youtube. What is the difference? At least if you are streaming a show or movie you are done in 30mins to 2hours. I would guess she spends 6-10hours online scrolling, shopping, stalking.

    she has lost touch with reality because she hasn't lived in it for YEARS!

    Edited by merino wool underwear - 4/12/2024, 11:03 AM
     
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    Is everyone sitting down?

    She spent $1084 (ex tax) on that Crowned Athletics crap.

    The patrons must be so proud that they are helping the struggling single mother keep the lights on.
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 12/4/2024, 20:03) 
    Is everyone sitting down?
    She spent $1084 (ex tax) on that Crowned Athletics crap.
    The patrons must be so proud that they are helping the struggling single mother keep the lights on.

    :jaw-drop-smiley-emoticon: (And it's all too small - and fugly.)

    She dropped that cash like it was nothing. But then she'll yap about not finding something that cost 10 dollars at the store in her grocery bags (and then proceeds to find it in said bags) or 30 dollars for a safe parking place to sleep in her Fartrunner. She's truly unwell and unhinged.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/12/2024, 07:44 PM) 
    Dancing Career Jen is at it again...

    Dancing-Career-Jen

    She really thinks she is the cutest thing ever. Being awkward is okay but she is just so fake.
     
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    This single mama just dropped +1000 dollars on ugly, too small Princess workout gear.

    Smug-Jen
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 12/4/2024, 20:03) 
    Is everyone sitting down?

    She spent $1084 (ex tax) on that Crowned Athletics crap.

    The patrons must be so proud that they are helping the struggling single mother keep the lights on.

    :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo
     
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    $1100 on too small ugly garbage, but her kids don't need new backpacks and can wear last summer's clothes from the clearance section of Carter's.
     
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    She's also done 4 cryotheraphy (full body, not facial) appointments at her local Restore. Does anyone know how much these are in the US?
     
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    "Hello from your greasy friend Jen" Thought I would die laughing. 🤣
    Don't you want to do electrolytes after your work out? Isn't that for replenishing what you've sweat out? Or was she just mixing it up for later?
    Maybe she should show actual love to her kids and not just in meditation. I found that odd.
    She doesn't eat breakfast right away, cuz, you know....it's just timey wimey......
    Is it really a rainy day when we can see the sun shining into the front door window???
    I love how she's always blaming being in her 40's on her metabolism, weight, etc.
    Only got through 20 minutes of her chatty chatty. I'm going to go outside and ride my real bike for 15 miles.
    Ha! The outfits that are shiny, she says, "I'm so shiny." Yep, they'll match your greasy hair.
    When she holds up the pants I'm thinking those will never fit you girl. Does she have a camel toe going on when she's trying them on???? 😳
    Does she actually have a magnet on her fridge? Remember when she said she doesn't alow any magnets on the fridge so it doesn't get scratched?
    Why does she cram all those containers of yogurt and cottage cheese in the fridge drawer when she has all that open space on the shelves?? Odd.
    Why is she wearing that crappy shirt to the theater? She takes hard candy to the theater? I hope they unwrap them ahead of time. All that crinkling cellophane noise is so annoying.
    What's the little piece of hair sticking out of her hair clip? LOL
    Anyhoo, it was a video like all her other stay at home vlog day videos. Blah!
     
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    I would love to be one of those people who can get away with washing their hair a few times per week. Guess what I am not. If Idon't wash my hair daily it's a greasy mess. Jen has all of the time in the world. Washing her hair would take five minutes. She so dirty and unkempt.
     
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