LuckyLuckyYouFoundADuckieReadTheRulesYouStupidFuckieUnlikeJen Pt. 453

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    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 4/12/2024, 02:36 PM) 
    I can't even imagine how bad her hair must have smelled, regardless of the rest of her. :sick:

    I really really REALLY hope Jill said something about what she was wearing and the fact she needed to wash her hair. :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    I know! Going to the theater like that. I wonder if Jill even tries to tell Jen how to live her life. Jen probably snaps back and says she'll do what she wants to do.
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/12/2024, 09:39 PM) 
    Go to a place selling snake oil, allow someone hired off the street to try to get an IV started! Um, NO, my veins like to hide, on a good day, when I have to have surgery, it take several times in different places to find a vein. Good luck have an experienced person working at a place like that . Is there a true medical staff?

    I don’t know about the one Jen goes to, but the one in my town is owned by a doctor, and the infusions are supposedly administered by actual nurses. Still seems scammy and probably not a great idea to me though. (Not to mention expensive AF). They also will prescribe semaglutide.
     
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    I didn't watch the video. Did she go to dinner with her parents with her hair all greasy?
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/12/2024, 11:32 AM) 
    "Hello from your greasy friend Jen" Thought I would die laughing. 🤣
    Don't you want to do electrolytes after your work out? Isn't that for replenishing what you've sweat out? Or was she just mixing it up for later?
    Maybe she should show actual love to her kids and not just in meditation. I found that odd.
    She doesn't eat breakfast right away, cuz, you know....it's just timey wimey......
    Is it really a rainy day when we can see the sun shining into the front door window???
    I love how she's always blaming being in her 40's on her metabolism, weight, etc.
    Only got through 20 minutes of her chatty chatty. I'm going to go outside and ride my real bike for 15 miles.
    Ha! The outfits that are shiny, she says, "I'm so shiny." Yep, they'll match your greasy hair.
    When she holds up the pants I'm thinking those will never fit you girl. Does she have a camel toe going on when she's trying them on???? 😳
    Does she actually have a magnet on her fridge? Remember when she said she doesn't alow any magnets on the fridge so it doesn't get scratched?
    Why does she cram all those containers of yogurt and cottage cheese in the fridge drawer when she has all that open space on the shelves?? Odd.
    Why is she wearing that crappy shirt to the theater? She takes hard candy to the theater? I hope they unwrap them ahead of time. All that crinkling cellophane noise is so annoying.
    What's the little piece of hair sticking out of her hair clip? LOL
    Anyhoo, it was a video like all her other stay at home vlog day videos. Blah!

    the timey wimey is driving me CRAZY!!! bitch you aren't cute or funny and thats not how it's USED!! grrrr there are some things that just annoy me.


    I thought she had a camel toe but I didn't want to go back and look....nobody wants to look at that smelly none wiped cooter
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 12/4/2024, 21:37) 
    Why on earth does She Hulk think she's lacking protein? Now she's scarfing down bodybuilder-tier protein shakes.

    What about her is screaming dainty little waif withering away because she's not eating enough? Delusional.

    When she vlogs these days at home she excerises for hours, has a couple eggs and toast or avocado and toast. Then has a Starbucks as she does errands. Maybe has some veggies and hummus. Then treats herself to popcorn. Which she now claims she so full so has a salad. What she's not showing is all the other treats she had. She's not leaving out the 3 oz of plain chicken breast because she has no other protein.
     
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    Look at all those Ritual chocolate bars.

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    So she won't do food tracking because it's not 'mentally healthy' for her. Does she know athletes and performers generally track their food for at least awhile to know what works? Does she realize it's the best way to discover what can really make you thrive? Food is FUEL. If she truly wants to feel and perform her best it's a necessary step. Then, as she is spreading peanut butter on her english muffin.. 'I don't know if this is the right amount, well, I'm just going to put on what I want...slather, slather, see, this is why I hate tracking"...YES because you just slathered on a primary fat source first and you don't want to know that. THis idiot is going to up her protein beyond what she needs without cutting anything else back, she's going to blow up more and blame it all on being over 40 of course.
     
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    I can't believe this is her life. She is missing a conscience or a soul or something to be like this, contributing absolutely nothing to the world. The only thing she thinks about all day, every day is spending Don's money. No wonder her mental health is in the shitter, she's an awful human.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 12/4/2024, 22:41) 
    His idiot is going to up her protein beyond what she needs without cutting anything else back, she's going to blow up more and blame it all on being over 40 of course.

    This is it. This is the winner. She's going to continue eating as before, just adding protein (mostly whey and cottage cheese) to her fatty, carb-loaded diet.

    Daily avocado, peanut butter, chocolate bar, sugary yogurt, jam, and more. GO. TO. A. BOARD-CERTIFIED. DIETITIAN. There are plenty specialised in disordered eating who won't make you track every meal but help establish a different routine to make healthy choices. This no-knowledge nonsense and random guesswork is not it. Neither is this treat-yo-self "intuitive eating" diet you've been on for three years.

    QUOTE (REmily2021 @ 12/4/2024, 22:29) 
    I didn't watch the video. Did she go to dinner with her parents with her hair all greasy?

    She only said she "washed herself" after working out and before going grocery shopping. Maybe she dared to shampoo her hair. Maybe she just splashed some warm water on it. Who knows? (I think she actually shampood and the theatre was the reason she didn't want to wash her hair at the very start of the vlog, before working out.)
     
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    oh dear God. I was cleaning out my phone and this gem just reared it's ugly head.WTF!. it's from Sept 2023.
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    That pic just so proves her addiction to endorphins, dopamine, whatever brain chemical the body produces to momentarily lift her spirits. Her life is completely lonely, with no direction and NOBODY in it. She exercises for the endorphin high, she eats for the sugar high, and she buys a crap load of the ugliest glittery spandex, way beyond what one person needs, for the same high. This is how she gets through life. Sad.
     
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    I freakin love this for her !!!
    Have the day you deserve you stupid cunt!!!!!!
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/12/2024, 06:39 PM) 
    No WAY does Fatty fit in a small. I’m 120 pounds and almost always buy a medium in workout clothes (I do like my blood to circulate, so there’s that). Maybe what she meant to say was “I ordered a size that’s too small”. :snickering:

    And that hair! My hair has been thinning since menopause and I have hypothyroidism. I have 50x more hair than Jen.

    I am the same weight as you and I also size up to a M in workout clothes, esp spandex like that. I can't imagine trying to work out while feeling like I'm stuffed into a sausage casing. There is no way a S is the correct size for her. And all for workout gear that she wears in her basement, alone.

    I'm so annoyed with how poorly she does...everything. She has so much time on her hands now, she could really get good at something! She could actually learn about proper fueling/macros etc and change her body composition if she wants. She could learn to cook nutritious and tasty food. Hell, she could even just subscribe to a healthy meal delivery service, which would be what I would do if I absolutely couldn't stop bingeing.
    (I have no issue with Jen or anyone else's body size but Jen obvi does want to change hers, no matter what she says about how she's happy with her body. But she refuses to do anything that would actually accomplish that)
     
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    I wonder if her Patron, who has an inoperable tumor, is concerned that Jen's lack of protein is affecting her 90210 training. The self-absorption is staggering.
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 12/4/2024, 20:53) 
    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 12/4/2024, 20:47) 

    Thanks TheHairyChild SoProudOfMyself .

    Three months and she said they advised her to go multiple times a week so I'm guessing she's at least bought the Elevate monthly pack.$365 x 3 is another +1000 expense.
    What mommy wants, mommy gets! :flcvoy01:

    Restore is extremely expensive not only is expensive for just the membership piece but each additional thing that you do cost hundreds of dollars just the Cryo sessions that she is getting several hundred dollars that’s not included in her membership package.!!!!
     
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