The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ColdOne

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    ^Jen definitely commissioned those. What a fat ass (see below).

    This is the opposite of hair goals

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    *In Don's baby voice* "Doesn't she look like Belle?"

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    She would never let her children have access to such a fun pool/courtyard. This is for mommy only 😤

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    She's a fucking idiot and her dainty little brain cannot compute. She's taking it literally & making it about her trail adventures.
    The point is that a bear might kill you. But a man will rape you first & bury all evidence after he kills you so that no one will ever find you.
    Jen would just find her way towards safety!!!! DUH
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    QUOTE (Ruby Tinted Chix @ 5/3/2024, 03:15 AM) 
    Easiest answer is beach vacation.

    I don't think there's a vehicle that she can drive & that fits the whole family. The kids are stranded on the compound.
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    And we never got to see the light! LOL
    Those crystals are granny-ish and hideous.
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    A stove directly next to the door? Woof, that's bad planning & storage.
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    hideous.

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    She doesn't know how to be a friend because she's never had one, so she becomes "obsessed" with any woman that is willing to humour her for a little while. But I'm sure her chaos tornado turns them off soon enough, and then she's back to being friendless.
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    wowowow, reading all of your commentary is just highlighting what a selfish, bitter hag Jen is. She could not be more resentful of her children.
    Following the Rosses to Utah is so completely unhinged. She is beyond embarrassing!
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    That photo looks like they caught her taking a break as a manager in the mall
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 5/1/2024, 08:31 AM) 
    She shows off how full the mudroom fridge is as the other fridge packed up. She then films Don "sharpening" a knife which I can tell you is not the best way to do it. Honing rods are good for straightening but not for sharpening. He really knew jack shit and it shows.

    lmao, roast his ass!

    She weighs herself daily, eh? It's so embarrassing to be obsessed with a program called "Booty Call."
    "The first linen laundry day of the month" says a complete psycho. Her brain & schedule was filled with total bs.
    Damn, what we wouldn't give for Don vlogs today!! But ew, he and Jen are so gross together.
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    There's not a day she doesn't spend shopping... "I love Amazon" is internalized capitalism, a sickness.

    She got "extra attention," she giggles, from her PT, and got to stay longer. What happened in her childhood to make her delight in caregiving from medical providers?
    Fridges and fridge holes in kitchens only really come in 2 different widths, and then counter depth or not. She "measured 8 times" but still screws it up!
    Good for Jill & Gravy for going to Peru and not just the Peru pavilion at Epcot.
    "What are those?" Jen asks in a baby voice when she spots a gift for herself. Your haul is not a vlog, Donald! 😤
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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 4/30/2024, 07:08 AM) 
    Kim in a nutshell:

    Cleaning out cabinets, pulls out the Bosch bowl and beaters with month-old frosting dried like cement to it because she was frosting a cake, didn't have time to clean up, and shoved it all into a cabinet to be forgotten.

    That's disgusting

    What. the. fuck.
    Even a child isn't so gross and irresponsible. Imagine the bugs in that house!!
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    Why did Jen even film that intro in the kitchen? She could've done it from her gym & been two floors away from waking prince Donald. "I don't do well biking" until she got a Peloton & started to believe that Cody & his colleagues were her friends.
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