The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Nefarious DisneyPrincess

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    I find coffee orders so boring and all I see is a huge lump of saturated fat in that croissant. Try again Jenbo. Who cares? I skimmed through her race video just now and it's just groundhog day yet again. The rainbow cake looked unpleasant and she looked ridiculous.
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    Is it a green coloured milkshake with (I'm guessing) mint flavour? Ok looked it up. It is. Seems like toothpaste to me. Not sure our MickyD's do them.
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    Sushi is delicious Croaky! Treat yourself sometime.
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    I bet she's a colossal bitch to work with. She can barely suppress her rage at even mildly critical YT comments and is such a know-it-all you just know she would be a nightmare in meetings etc. It's her way or the highway.
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    Rice, pasta, potatoes. Better cooled and eaten the next day. I try to do it. It's a simple change to do. This One Little Thing podcast from the BBC (Michael Mosely) has useful quick health tips like that. This is the resistant starch one:
    www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001rq3z

    The sushi shops at the Mall near me sell big parcels of cooked rice at the end of the day. I often buy a brown rice one and split into 3 and freeze. Perfect for pulling out to make a quick stir fry rice another day. Or I make a pasta dish the night before we'll eat it.
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    Yeah it's a thing. Resistant starch.
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    The bench is a joke. Country farmhouse style bathroom stools or some nonsense. Very atomic Cafe - not. She bodged the cushion. Too thick, unsuitable material and couldn't be arsed unpicking the inside out piece to resew. An annoying mistake but simple to fix and re-sew. Carried on with it just to get that video out! Awfully lazy! Don't start me on those 2 testicles hanging up with onions and garlic 🤣. Stinky right at head level and look like testicles. They can't hold many onions. They are yet another elephant in the room. Ball sacks and weird.

    Why are they so very keen on TV watching with meals all of a sudden? I'd be very keen to get out of that tight seating and watch TV comfortably on a sofa. But it's sooo comfortable! We loooove eeet etc. Sure Sophia.
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    BPSOV is the real MVP
    And Jenbot smells of peepee!

    :snickering: sorry. My inner 5 year old busted out
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    <3 Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol I'm so sorry, you do such good work for this community and we appreciate you. Take all the time you need.

    It's all been said but ugh! she's really obnoxious in every one of these videos. The cluelessness, the rampant consumerism and showing off absolute embarrassing junk is nuts. The owners locker is a cringe level of showing off. The merch is all awful as usual. The guy and girl talking about her and photo bombing was excellent! The tea thing is so stupid. Keep a box of teabags in your locker-stupid-box you freak!

    I'm going for my daily walk now. Most days 5-9km. I don't carry water (there are fountains at the park), hydration tabs, bananas, special clothing to throw away, it costs nothing. I listen to my podcasts or talk to friends. Where's my stupid tacky medal? I'll come home and have homemade pumpkin soup. No one frigging cares!
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    Good point about the cleaning. A third chair would be far better than yet another clunky built in thing. They could put the extra chair away when it's just Sophia and Scott. I call bullshit on sitting there to 11 watching something on the TV. On those small chairs? Craning your neck at a wall mounted TV? When they have a TV in the bedroom? Come on Sophia. That's just not true. Numb bums all around!
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    I had to put the captions on to tell what she said over that mumbling and loud music. What a crappy vlog! She's filming Lookout views while driving! Careful MeeMaw or you'll loose more teeth in a crash.
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    You could make so many changes to make that kitchen better without a complete gut and extension. Paint it a lighter colour, paint the cabinets, get rid of that disgusting flooring. Install a more effective pantry style. Cut off the peninsula and do proper seating area (I think this is a waste of space personally). Declutter and clear the windows. We can all see it but her need to keep piling in the clutter cause all her issues. It's a normal size kitchen for a small family which soon will be 2 or maybe 3 adults. They have a dining room. The time for an extension or new kitchen was when her kids were small not now.
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    I've had her snap at me on the odd occasional comment I've made on YT. Nothing critical on my part but she's pretty sour and rude in response. I don't know why her fangirls like her. She's got no time for politeness which is hilarious given her etiquette collection.
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    It's all so useless and meaningless. Her fantasy world is so unrelatable to women with jobs and families they care for. Who else buys this sticker/word crap other than sheltered narcissists? The birthday reading lady bullshit is peak Jen.

    Edited by Nefarious DisneyPrincess - 2/3/2024, 09:20
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    Maybe Dan sleeps on the folding bed when he's late back from a nite with the boys offroading. Hils puts him in the dogbox. Lol 😂. There must be a reason for it upstairs as no one would be carrying that up and down when the actual guest stay.
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