The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Nefarious DisneyPrincess

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    It's just aging. The nose sags a bit. The youthful cheeks and under eye fat lessens and the nose appears bigger and wider. Think of all those big nosed old fellas you know and look back at their younger pics.
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    The woman who walks to Starbucks for every syrupy limited edition drink, ordered fries and hotdogs or burgers by the pool at Utah, has specific days named for consuming donuts and tasty treats, has chocolate subscriptions, has regular sushi takeout, drools over cabinets of cakes, scoffs eggs bites from drive-throughs, has a freezer full of 10 types of ice cream she eats straight from the carton THEN has the AUDACITY to be sniffy about fast food? Sit down Princess. You're on a constant binge cycle from every possible junk outlet. Eating salads from bags doesn't negate a fully documented decade of awful food choices.
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    This is the most interesting thing since she moved into the basement.
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    She wouldn't have been able to travel so freely and frequently with Don if she had any form of ordinary job. It probably suited them to have it that way and coupled with her anxieties and eating disorder they drifted into their unusual status quo. Don gradually putting more pressure for kids and also getting bored with self caged robot Jen shook it all up and she pushed back and it imploded.
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    She's locked into her religion and this trad wife bullshit. She's not happy. All she has is the house to hyper focus on hence the continual fiddling around micro managing on a micro budget.
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    This morning routine just gives me green light /red light game vibes from Squid Games. Perfect for the Jenbot. :disgust1: Those poor kids.
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    I've been to high teas with my partner, my mother and daughter and with various groups of female co-workers. I can't imagine a solo visit staring at that volume of food on those tiered stands and fussing with it all on my own. Plus filming AND a book in the mix on the table with all the fussy china and tea things. The staff would absolutely be wondering about her.
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    The worst bit is mentioning it was a place she and Don checked out while wedding planning. So they ate there I presume. WTF is this sad sack continual 'reclaiming' of her previous (failed) relationship? It's creepy and pointless.
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    I'm trying to imagine what I'd do for 'a day of self care'. I mean, I wash, dress nicely, do my hair, exercise daily. However I fit that in around other requirements it's not special. She exercised like a fiend before her afternoon sweet treat binge. We see you Jen and know what you're doing. Im sure a real therapist would tell you over-exercising and binging are not healthy behaviour. I would eat alone but never a high tea pig out on my own! It's a very social chit-chat thing, playing ladies and dressing up prettily not nose down in a pot of lemon curd gobbling down scones. It's a shared activity.

    Has she ever made scones? The easiest thing ever if she likes them that much. PS Jenbot: try the lemonade and cream recipe. You can thank me later.
    www.langbein.com/recipes/lemonade-scones.

    Edited by Nefarious DisneyPrincess - 1/2/2024, 20:48
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    She looks like an actual poster for depression. Grey, unwashed, greasy, tired eyes and skin. Yet still doing some sort of smug, faux peppy thing this time. Knock the ridiculous baby voice off! It's never cute. How does she not get bored of her boring life.
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    Latest video - usual excuses, a Rhine whine, shitty food incl her weekly sugar bag! And lots of cakes for snacks. Cops called on Rhine, Kishit slurring her words while talking about AJs online speech therapy. Her employer sounds sketchy. New house but same old bullshit. Brits BF sounds like a fool but then Kisha starts rambling on about getting used to being smacked in the head like it's normal. Charming.
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    She must miss the heck out of all the special foods, gatherings and being cossetted by Suze. He parents must miss it as well. All the money, solo cruising and even hogging the cheese trolley must still feel hollow and sad and very very lonely.
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    This was another classic :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo The hoard is real and spans many rooms.

    The stacks of empty bins is an embarrassment, a whole room just for Xmas. 6 trees. Jen sounding like in the middle of an asthma attack yet she's supposed to be super fit???? with baby voice whine in full force. Poor Pwincess has to carry up each piece of tree OMG. I hated every second of this asshole flaunting all her crappy stuff and careless attitude to money and hording yet I know I'll watch this one again just to re-live how bad this is.

    My Xmas stuff lives under the stairs along with all our luggage. A miracle I know! I've had my tree in the box it came in - 20 years? It's intact, it's fine, I don't need a special massive plastic box. It's ludicrous. All the baubles just pile into a box, I own no specialised storage with dividers yet my fragile things survive. She's just so utterly stupid and will buy any old crap just to have a red or green box, special trays and then can't work out how to store 6 pillows. Um, store the cases only and donate the innners you dumbass. Maybe don't buy six tacky cushions in the first place??
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    Oh hey! Smells like sage in here. Thanks.

    I think MaCenna is going to do the sad beige thing or crunchy organic faux French mom thing with the baby.
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    It's wild that this pretty boring bland youtuber has attracted such a weird person who enjoys only this thread, keeps saying she doesn't even watch MaCenna yet likes to be a complete dick to other posters here if anyone tries to discuss the topic in hand. Why?? Do you enjoy stirring up trouble? What's with the political and personal hatred?
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