The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Nefarious DisneyPrincess

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    The worst bit is mentioning it was a place she and Don checked out while wedding planning. So they ate there I presume. WTF is this sad sack continual 'reclaiming' of her previous (failed) relationship? It's creepy and pointless.
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    I'm trying to imagine what I'd do for 'a day of self care'. I mean, I wash, dress nicely, do my hair, exercise daily. However I fit that in around other requirements it's not special. She exercised like a fiend before her afternoon sweet treat binge. We see you Jen and know what you're doing. Im sure a real therapist would tell you over-exercising and binging are not healthy behaviour. I would eat alone but never a high tea pig out on my own! It's a very social chit-chat thing, playing ladies and dressing up prettily not nose down in a pot of lemon curd gobbling down scones. It's a shared activity.

    Has she ever made scones? The easiest thing ever if she likes them that much. PS Jenbot: try the lemonade and cream recipe. You can thank me later.
    www.langbein.com/recipes/lemonade-scones.

    Edited by Nefarious DisneyPrincess - 1/2/2024, 20:48
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    She looks like an actual poster for depression. Grey, unwashed, greasy, tired eyes and skin. Yet still doing some sort of smug, faux peppy thing this time. Knock the ridiculous baby voice off! It's never cute. How does she not get bored of her boring life.
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    Latest video - usual excuses, a Rhine whine, shitty food incl her weekly sugar bag! And lots of cakes for snacks. Cops called on Rhine, Kishit slurring her words while talking about AJs online speech therapy. Her employer sounds sketchy. New house but same old bullshit. Brits BF sounds like a fool but then Kisha starts rambling on about getting used to being smacked in the head like it's normal. Charming.
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    She must miss the heck out of all the special foods, gatherings and being cossetted by Suze. He parents must miss it as well. All the money, solo cruising and even hogging the cheese trolley must still feel hollow and sad and very very lonely.
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    This was another classic :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo The hoard is real and spans many rooms.

    The stacks of empty bins is an embarrassment, a whole room just for Xmas. 6 trees. Jen sounding like in the middle of an asthma attack yet she's supposed to be super fit???? with baby voice whine in full force. Poor Pwincess has to carry up each piece of tree OMG. I hated every second of this asshole flaunting all her crappy stuff and careless attitude to money and hording yet I know I'll watch this one again just to re-live how bad this is.

    My Xmas stuff lives under the stairs along with all our luggage. A miracle I know! I've had my tree in the box it came in - 20 years? It's intact, it's fine, I don't need a special massive plastic box. It's ludicrous. All the baubles just pile into a box, I own no specialised storage with dividers yet my fragile things survive. She's just so utterly stupid and will buy any old crap just to have a red or green box, special trays and then can't work out how to store 6 pillows. Um, store the cases only and donate the innners you dumbass. Maybe don't buy six tacky cushions in the first place??
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    Oh hey! Smells like sage in here. Thanks.

    I think MaCenna is going to do the sad beige thing or crunchy organic faux French mom thing with the baby.
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    It's wild that this pretty boring bland youtuber has attracted such a weird person who enjoys only this thread, keeps saying she doesn't even watch MaCenna yet likes to be a complete dick to other posters here if anyone tries to discuss the topic in hand. Why?? Do you enjoy stirring up trouble? What's with the political and personal hatred?
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    I'd rather see nutty pee-rag waving hiker Jen than scrapbooker Jen. Though her oversharing constantly peeks through regardless.
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    The most annoying and tedious gadget in the world is a printer. Why on earth is this twit taking time to preserve the packaging!
    :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo
    Is she scrapbooking her tampon wrappers next?
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    A baby is the only thing she can do that will be interesting at this point. To see how she copes/pivots etc. So there thread police. Lemon and Kellie can sit on the controlling old farts chair. This is a gossip site.
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    https://youtu.be/KqjpuUJQFcM?si=mWOQ2WMzEM_o2WP9

    I just watched this, Mina Le talking about loneliness in todays world. Jen needs to watch it and get herself and her kids out of that house and into some actual real social interaction that are other than buying cake slices and solo running. She's also actively ruining her in home interactions at this point so there's not much hope. She's not even making her own space very nice to be cocooned in like most people are.
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    I never watch Icky and just read here. It's more than enough!
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    Why is she backtracking on making a guest room with this ridiculous story? She's legit crazy if she thinks what she said made any sense. Other than desperately trying to make it sound like she was a wild teenager. Her kids will be living with their father by then not shagging in her basement. How is this clueless idiot going to cope with the kids sexting on devices and being cyberbullied and all the actual problems teens have these days? The answer is: terribly.

    It's Jan 23rd and she still hasnt:
    - painted her gold mirror black
    - set up her Xmas storage
    - ordered a bed and set up a decent guest area
    - built that damn Ikea shelf she's had for months
    - got the shelves built in for her garage storage
    - done any of that pointless memory keeping she bangs on about every week

    This time next year is she still going to be wistfully wishing that Ikea shelf will build itself? Probably. 5 out of the 6 things above could be quickly done by a hired service in 2 days tops plus they could also hang all her stupid art while they are there.
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    Yeah this next day is similar. Denies herself food most of the day then chooses really terrible choices for someone with a tummy ache. Fish tacos, a massive heavy dessert, Mac n cheese, greasy fries and booze. She's not ordering a bit of plain toast is she? just straight back in to enough food for 2 or 3.
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