The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by DecorationPolice

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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 11/5/2022, 19:38) 
    There’s been a little too much, “Awww, I feel bad for Jen, she’s so depressed, poor thing” & low key Tens disdain going on here lately. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, but, ew. Don’t you all forget that Jen is the cause of her own misery, she can change things if she wants to but she chooses not to. She’s done a lot of super shitty things throughout the years, and continues to do so. She gets no sympathy from me. Ever.

    Only reason she’s not on Instagram & disabled comments on her last post is because she knows people will ask about the celebration. As I mentioned previously, she knows peeps on Instagram are more likely to inquire and even if she blocks them, there are ways to get around still looking at her Instagram so people can be brave and comment whatever they like at the risk of being blocked.

    She runs away & hides at the first sign of any inconvenience, big or small. She portrays herself as strong & independent when she’s really a coward & weak. I’ve lost hope that she’ll ever get her shit together. She thrives living in misery so she can live in perpetual sympathy and get head pats.

    Also, way to ask people to throw more money at you on Patreon. She’ll let her channel and the rest of her social media go to garbage and she’ll withhold anywhere free so that idiots (minus the true bakery spies) will give her $5 to watch her throw away an old lozenge and stuff more crap into ugly bins. Couldn’t be me.

    100% THIS (ugh I hate saying that nowadays thanks to her).

    Adding to this is how you can tell Jen acts superior to others she sees “lesser than,” like her fans, planner ladies (I remember a fellow Baker spotting her at a Chicago planner event and saying Jen cozied with Erin Condren marketing people, ignored everyone else, smugly referred to some silver gift item saying “I prefer saying platinum” and ditching the event after 20mins), even that whole Starbucks “act of kindness” BS that backfired last month. But when she’s confronted with someone like Tens who’s confident on who she is, she hides and sulks. I find it hilarious because it shines how pathetic she is at almost 40.

    BTW all this talk about lurkers vs posters, I’ve been MIA with grad school and working on a project with a tight deadline but I loved reading and seeing the wedding recap this weekend. Mazel tov to D&T <3
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 27/3/2022, 15:23) 
    I have a soft spot for Gideon's because they started out as a tiny little shop within a larger (super cute) food hall market in Orlando not that long ago. They are truly local and a huge success. I like their stuff fine, but it's not life changing and I'd never stand in a huge line for it. I'm a home baker and not to toot my own horn, but most things I buy aren't better than what I make so I don't really bother often.

    I am happy for Jen to stay in her tourist bubble and never venture into the towns we locals live in. I don't need her stank and smug infiltrating my daily life.

    Yes to this, I’m fine with Gene staying in the tourist bubble. Also, Gideon’s is okay: I loved it the first time I tried it in their OG location years ago but now, it’s too much for me where I buy 1 cookie and break it off in pieces cuz I can’t eat it in one sitting.

    I’m still not over the Patreon announcement and the fact she has over 700 pledges(!!) considering how?everything she’s uploaded has been so BORING (I skimmed thru her Dopey Disney vlog and didn’t even bother with yesterday’s upload)
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    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 19/2/2022, 22:21) 
    QUOTE (DecorationPolice @ 19/2/2022, 22:08) 
    Ugh I can’t edit this post anymore, but I’m putting this disclaimer out for reasons: I don’t feel comfortable sharing the images to new accounts, so I’m not responding if I see your profile is less than 6 months old.

    Don’t you dare deny the Jenions! It’s their duty to keep up with all the gossip so that they can tattle and scold. :nono2:

    P.S. - What are “bonus photos”? Nothing that hasn’t already been described here, I assume? Since the photos seemed to come out in batches that might be contributing to the DM requests, as people aren’t sure what they missed.

    Basically, the latter. The one set I saw yesterday featured Emily and PK, so I didn’t know about the other pics until today. Also can someone else take the reigns with PMs? I’m getting overwhelmed and about to log off and get ready for dinner date with my spouse soon UnlikeJen huehuehue :muffin_emoticon_pack_by_rezzle:
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    QUOTE (DecorationPolice @ 19/2/2022, 21:36) 
    I saw the bonus photos and I’m online for the next hour, so DMs are open.

    Still not over the happy blended family vibes and also (mods, please delete if not allowed) finding out Tens is a Leo makes so much sense with the confidence, ambition and flowing hair seen as common traits in Leo :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

    Ugh I can’t edit this post anymore, but I’m putting this disclaimer out for reasons: I don’t feel comfortable sharing the images to new accounts, so I’m not responding if I see your profile is less than 6 months old.
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    I saw the bonus photos and I’m online for the next hour, so DMs are open.

    Still not over the happy blended family vibes and also (mods, please delete if not allowed) finding out Tens is a Leo makes so much sense with the confidence, ambition and flowing hair seen as common traits in Leo :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:
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    QUOTE (ChinDancer @ 18/2/2022, 18:24) 
    QUOTE (TrophyWifeLikeTensleigh @ 2/18/2022, 12:22 PM) 
    This comment on the Montana vid… :snickering:

    I can't believe she kept this comment - let alone responded to it!

    So she basically admitted she’s “au natural” by roughing it up with hiking underwear and limited showers after Peloton workouts :sick:
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    LMAO at Jen posting another body checking pic on IG stories while we’re raving about the latest update and bashing her lackluster upload.

    EDIT: I can’t see the GIF on mobile so lemme see if this works:
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    Edited by DecorationPolice - 2/18/2022, 12:32 PM
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    Chiming in after seeing the pictures via DMs and everyone looks so happy!!!!

    I can’t get over the difference between CC and Donny’s smiles on the professional photoshoot with Don and Tens versus the awkward photoshoot picture Jen posted around the same time(??) on Instagram linked below:

    www.instagram.com/p/CUpparcAyYU/?utm_medium=copy_link
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    WTH was that Instagram story of showing wool thong?? :scared-smiley-emoticon: I truly hope that IG story results in her follower count to dip to 50K pleeeaseeee.
  10. .
    I can’t stand how much she’s pushing her ugly “merch” line. It’s hideous and also very transparent of her milking her fans dry to get some extra holiday $$$ uuuugghhh :tearing-hair:
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    QUOTE (Mispronouncinglikejen @ 19/11/2021, 01:55) 
    It's like she's turning into a caveman, beard and all...goodness

    beard

    Bonus:
    lol-wow

    Fun fact: the camera she’s using (based on her description box of her latest snoozefest of camping videos) is the Sony ZV 1 point-and-shoot that has a skin softening filter. You can see a video example here on the 5-minute mark:


    Also, count me as one of the frequent lurkers who was devastated about the forum not working yesterday because I wanted real-time commentary on this boring video (y’all are so funny!!!).
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 15/9/2021, 20:11) 
    😳🙄😳🙄

    LMAO!!!! She really said I’m-a review my legal options :crying:

    Sorry but it reminds me of Danny Gonzalez and how it’s become a meme that all he has to do is tweet that phrase out to avoid copyright claims on his commentary videos

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    Since the forum’s moving at light speed today, gonna dump my thoughts here.

    I think someone did a wellness check after that IG sob story of the van life girl back in spring, since Jen kept mentioning something happened and the timeline matched up. But the empty threats about suing the forum over public info is as empty and shallow as herself.

    Mistake number 1 on social media is NOT letting your audience know ahead of time the rebranding or shift in content. Her going on and on about how she “didn’t wanna bring attention” to the rebrand is because it was a huge fail from the get-go, as y’all pointed it out. She STILL doesn’t have the With Wonder website up and it’s been 6 months.

    Also, she might as well namedropped the Bakery because she was trying to be indirect about it but kept bringing up stuff that’s been discussed here (also hi Jen :smoking-smiley-face:).

    I DID laugh in my room when she was mid-scolding about lack of privacy during travels and how people would prank call their hotel rooms cuz I’m imagining the infamous Disney pwincess stay a la Tosh.0 and getting blocked by prank calls :crying:
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    QUOTE (mororange @ 13/9/2021, 16:55) 
    In her new Coffee Chat she said she has hired an editor for her videos.

    So what exactly is she going to do now? Because that is a large Chunk of her workload gone.

    I was wondering the same thing, because it’s not like she does intense cinematography/color grading/motion graphics compared to filmmaker YouTube circles.

    On one hand, I don’t wanna knock her down on her mental health situation…but the immediate sob story of her being ~*so overwhelmed you guys*~ by the YouTube schedule she created in the first place—where most of her videos are drag-and-drop footage and lower thirds text for makeup prices—makes her look ridiculous (at least in my eyes).
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    Watching this in 2021 and knowing the stuff we know, I found that exchange over dinner hilarious! :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    Don’s body language when he said “mushrooms ARE a vegetable” was all I needed to see that even back in the day, they were sick of each other at times.

    Jen was 100-percent bitchy and deserved that scolding, also Jeff does nothing for me except cringe. There’s a lot of TikTok memes about the cringe theatre kid to theatre adult pipeline and Jeff fits that category to me.
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