The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Deadeyeslikejen

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    Hey y’all! I’m an OG poster but I never post anymore. The last couple of years have been pretty bad over here so I just lurk now and then. I don’t even follow Jen much on IG anymore. She pisses me off so much and I just figured it wasn’t healthy for me to get so angry over the way she was treating her kids and poor little Winnie.
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    I hope that Jen eats and eats and gains 100 lbs in her “grief”.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 29/10/2022, 00:07) 
    The deadest eyes.

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    You rang???
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 5/10/2022, 05:19) 
    QUOTE (GrassFinished @ 5/10/2022, 03:07) 
    Istg I’m sick of the lesbophobia on this thread.

    Jin has adopted bizarre ‘feminist’ views so she must automatically be closeted?

    She has let herself go/is starting to look like a man so she must be a lezzer?

    She wouldn’t stfu and take her husband’s dick like a wife should, so she’s a dyke?

    Can you not see how awful those comments are?

    This is why people have trouble coming out in the first place. Sniggering ugly lazy stereotypes. As I have said before, Jenny is nowhere cool enough to be a lesbian. She is a bad mother, has shit hair, and can’t drive her ‘rig’ for shit. We don’t claim her.

    You can insult her without bringing an already marginalised group into it. Cheers

    Ok first of all, I don’t take kindly to you using the word “dyke”. Secondly, it is an ongoing joke that is rooted in the fact that if Jen is a lesbian, we want her to be who she is without reprimand or judgement.

    I don’t think most people here give a tinkers damn is Jen is gay or not. I haven’t ever gotten homophobic vibes from the women on here, in fact, the Bakery is a pretty progressive place.
    You can never tell me that Jen doesn’t love stoking the fires of speculation on her sexuality anyway.
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    I don’t believe that Jen would ever have her kids for ten days straight unless it’s Christmas or summer. She is ready to unalive herself on camera every weekend she has them and has to make her tough pizza dough and vegan muffins.
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 4/10/2022, 04:25) 
    I’ve missed big chunks of the last five or so threads, but do we have definite evidence that custody is no longer 50/50?

    It seems to me, the summer was evenly divided into two(?) big chunks, and now they are splitting the school year by weeks rather than days.

    Don’t get me wrong, I think Jen finds being in the marble mausoleum with her kids burdensome and stressful and would be thrilled to have them for less time, but isn’t the split still even?

    I don’t think it’s even, I don’t even think it’s that close anymore. I think Jen might have them one or two weekends a month now and maybe a day or two in the week. Tens even said that she and Don have 5 kids “most of the time”. I think Jen is at best a part time babysitter at this point.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 4/10/2022, 02:31) 
    Folks…nada on the peloton today. Not a single meditation, yoga, nothing. This is odd.

    She must be shitting in the woods somewhere
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 3/10/2022, 08:03) 
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    She kinda looks cock eyed in this. She looks like someone named Skeeter.
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    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 3/10/2022, 02:22) 
    After watching the throwback drinking video, I am reminded of when I actually looked forward to her vlogs!!! I would def live vicariously through her vlogs. Now I have zero desire of living vicariously through her. Even when she goes to places like Italy and her Disney trips, she makes them look so glum( is that even a word lol) well, boring and undesirable lol

    Glum is this bitch’s middle name
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 3/10/2022, 00:20) 
    what a dork. You know you need attention when you not only video yourself dancing and singing but you post it publicly!
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    I find it interesting that the only time she showed herself singing along was when they were playing “What Would You Say” when that has to be one of DMB’s biggest hits. She probably only knows the songs they played on the radio 1,000,000 times. Anybody in the world can lip sync that song. I refuse to believe she is some big DMB fan. No way. She’s wearing someone else’s personality trait like a meat suit.
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 25/9/2022, 05:23) 
    I wonder if she attended the ceremony and the after party. Those will be harder for her than the actual climb

    The real Mount Everest has a death zone at 26000 ft. It is called so because the human body can't function normally in the Death Zone because there isn't enough oxygen at that elevation

    I wish they would stop calling this challenge Everesting. It is NOTHING like climbing Mt Everest

    Watching this whole thing has made me so irrationally angry that I’ve barely been able to follow along.
    My husband and I love mountains and I am a huge Everest buff. I have met several people who have climbed Everest (one who nearly died) and it is nothing like this “Everesting” shit. It usually takes a few months just to acclimate and summit under good conditions. It’s an enormous accomplishment. Unfortunately it has been messed up by inexperienced climbers who are rich and think they can pay their way to get to the top. That’s part of the reason why there are so many dead bodies on the way up.
    She’s kidding herself if she thinks she is even in the same league.
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    Watching poor little Winnie deteriorate and be consistently neglected has been the thing that has almost killed my interest in even snarking on Jen. She’s a terrible mother and dog mother and the worst part is she doesn’t even give a shit. She has no ability to give to someone else without expecting something in return.
    The thing with Jen is she has a severe personality disorder. She is incredibly entitled, stubborn and feels she can’t really need anyone’s expertise. The interesting part is the flip side of the coin because deep down in her heart she knows she is a huge failure and that she does not deserve the good fortune that she has.
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    It’s so upsetting to see Winnie in such bad shape and Jen being oblivious. My little shih Tzu is 13 and she is in wonderful shape.
    This breed is not a long range walk kind of dog. My girl just walks a few mailboxes down the street and bounces around in the grass. She’s still like a young dog.
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    Jen legitimately has one of the smallest heads I’ve ever seen on a grown up. That and her brain are actually petite.
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    QUOTE (AnnieBee @ 27/8/2022, 22:24) 
    Jen-nay needs to chill tf out and pop a Xanax.

    I’m pretty sure that Jen has been familiar with Xanax for a long, long time. Just my guess.
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