The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Deadeyeslikejen

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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 25/5/2022, 02:24) 
    I guess shirtless worked out ok for Mr. Mister!

    I thought a slutty man was redundant. :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Jen'sRottingFence @ 25/5/2022, 01:01) 
    I'm 75 miles east of Uvalde, so we got the news and live feeds pretty quickly. Came here to escape a horrific afternoon 😢

    I have Corian countertops. Celery. Green. Corian. Countertops.

    Are you close to Manky and Stumpy in San Antonio?
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 25/5/2022, 00:07) 
    Jen will “hold her babies extra close” when she hears of the news in about three days. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    It will take her another week before she sees her kids again…
    She’s a bad mother. And I hope she reads this.
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    QUOTE (husbandontherun @ 19/5/2022, 22:00) 
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    I’m not much of a decorator myself, I don’t see the need to redecorate 10 times a year. I go crazy for Christmas, but other than that my apartment stays the same.
    Having said that, her problem is not not redecorating according to seasons, her house is BARE. You could probably generate an echo when calling from upstairs. There’s no cozy moment whatsoever from all the views we’ve seen so far. This is not a home I would want to come back to, and certainly not one that looks inviting to kids.

    Yep, totally. I have raised TWO! children and there was evidence that a child lived in my house in every single room!!! And I would say that I’ve always been house proud and into decorating.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 19/5/2022, 21:33) 
    Did she not read what she posted in the last Instastory?????

    :20130930101758-5e972761:

    It’s sad how much that room lacks. Where are the lamps, picture frames, candles, tchotchkes??? No texture in her throws…no art, no area rugs. Depressing.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 19/5/2022, 20:33) 
    OMFG, it’s University of Michigan. Or Michigan State University.
    Not Michigan University.

    She’s an absolute moron

    I know that football has nothing to do with this convo but I could never picture Jen at a big sports school like that. I think she would’ve been swallowed up whole.
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    QUOTE (JudgyPants @ 17/5/2022, 23:35) 
    That filter is not making her eyes look any less dead ☠️

    I’m here :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:
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    I met my husband in an AOL chat room in 1998. I thought it was so sleazy then but after I saw Don’s Tinder profile I decided to give myself a break. We’ve been married 23 years!
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    QUOTE (Self Righteous Lurker @ 17/5/2022, 07:18) 
    Wasn’t CC wearing the shirt on another day she came back from RM3? It’s either old footage or do you think they have dedicated outfits for swapping?

    Your avatar has me rolling tonight :hearty-laugh:
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    I think we should start a discussion on topics that Jen would bring up on a first date. I’ll go first.

    Snoopy vs. Mickey? Which one is better?
    How to graduate college without learning a thing (except hooking a husband)
    Bunion care
    Lists of boarding schools in the Midwest
    Hair transplant clinics
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    She’s not dating anyone.
    Sure she might land A date with someone who has a strict “no googling” policy before a first date but anyone she goes out with is going to run for the hills. She will trot out her best granny sandals, curtains dress and car crash personality and he will leave skid marks. :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
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    She took those kids straight to the park after school so she wouldn’t have to be cooped up in the house with them wondering what the fuck to do.
    I personally think she gets the kids on Mondays and Tuesdays and Don picks them up on Wednesday at school. I don’t think they are around at all when she is doing her editing for her Friday videos.
    I have nothing to base this off of it’s just a hunch. (I did have a first class train ticket though)
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    I honestly think that shape of dress could be cute if she had a simple pump or maybe a sling back or a high heeled sandal?
    Of course not with her feet but an ordinary person’s foot.
    She also needs to quit buying her clothes in petite because it makes all of her dresses too short waisted.
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 15/5/2022, 05:52) 
    Well, she IS petite and ever so tiny....just ask her

    Well, she DOES have a tiny head Yetta. Jeez :b_wink:
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 15/5/2022, 05:49) 
    Soma bras are pretty great, but Jen is obviously wearing the wrong sized bra. My guess is she has never had a fitting there. She goes in and buys the same size bra she's worn forever. Or, if she did have a fitting and they told her what size, she would feel that she knows better and would still go with the size she thinks she is.

    My guess is she is delusional about her band size as she is her size about everything else. Probably thinks she wears a 32.
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