The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Identifying as Single Mom

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    I think there’s so much we don’t know that we don’t know.

    Every single day I am shocked that NOBODY with even a tangential relationship with the Rosses, Tensleigh, the Boyles, NOBODY has shown up with tea on ANY of them. Not even anyone who met her in person at one of the scrapbooking events?

    An entire forum is dedicated to this person and has been for YEARS AND YEARS, and she and the Rosses know about that, and the only “inside” info was Christine producing yellow doll room pics?

    That tells me that there’s plenty of misdeeds on multiple fronts to go around.
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 17/4/2024, 20:09) 
    You know who would probably love to see the Grand Canyon? CC and Donny 😒

    They are probably too scared of dirt or something. 🙄
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    So the first hike was her jabbering away and giving hiking tips. Nobody is watching her for hiking content, because she’s terrible at it and nobody wants jabbering in their hiking content, and nobody who aspires to be a hiker is getting “what to pack” tips from the poser who claims she’s “worried” about everyone while they are hiking.

    She did an aura reading; no deets on that. She did some sort of guided meditation; vague commentary on that.

    Bathtubs in Airbnbs. Reading her book. Eating hummus. Journaling. “Working.” Yoga. Go to coffee shop. Buy stickers.

    She mentions multiple times in that first hike about what an amazing life she has. This is NOT A LIFE. She’s not actually DOING anything.
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    I cannot imagine having a life so empty that I have to schedule my post fun run activities to this level of detail when I literally am doing these fun runs multiple times a year. And making bracelets for strangers when I can’t be bothered to connect with my own children, much less have a friendship with literally anyone.

    How did the one person convince her to do lunch?
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    No name in lights, there are like 2,000 charity entries, for more than 100 different charities.
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    It’s hard to get into the Boston Marathon (although little miss I donate millions of dollars a year I just don’t tell you about it could easily afford a charity entry, costs about as much as 29029) but there’s no reason she hasn’t run the Chicago Marathon. Or the Chicago Half Marathon. Tons of races in Chicago of shorter distances too.
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    What is she donating to privately for every race? What does that even mean?
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    The “it fits so well” and then the constant tugging and fussing, when the shirt bunches up on your boobs and you have to tug it down, it doesn’t fit so well.

    It would also help if she would get a bra that separated her boobs and gave them shape. I have DDD boobs and mine don’t look nearly has lumpy and blobby as hers do, because I spend money on GOOD bras.

    I also carry all my weight in my lower half and I have the cutest little tankini with a skirt bottom - like, a skirt made of swimsuit material attached to a full coverage bottom - that I’ve had for like 5 years and it is flattering and shows off the good parts and covers enough that I feel comfortable. I’m not constantly tugging at it while standing still, which means when I’m on the beach or in the pool playing with my kids, I can bend and move without worry. Her suit is a pretty color but everything else about all three pieces was completely wrong.
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    I was also shocked at how flabby she is, simply because of how manic she is about working out. I’m sure under the fat there’s muscle, but she is the poster child for you can’t out exercise a bad diet. Yikes.

    It’s also telling that she has claimed before to be totally over her body issues, and in this video she backpedaled on that and made a whole statement about how she’s still working on that, yada yada. It’s also VERY telling that the full length mirror she looks at herself in is sitting on the ground and tilted up against the wall. Everyone knows that’s going to give you a much more flattering reflection, due to the angle.
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    All the tragic clothing choices aside, can we talk about the fact that that clunky wood thing costs EIGHTY DOLLARS.

    Mr. Identifies as a Single Mom was looking over my shoulder, he’s a hobbyist woodworker (basic shelves and things) and he’s like, THE DIVIDERS AREN’T EVEN ATTACHED?! That’s like $5 worth of wood and stain. He’s mad because he’s like, even *I* could make that and I told him I refuse to send people envelopes of you are amazing trash paper so he could make that but he can only sell it for $5.

    Also it looks effing HIDEOUS on her desk.

    Is it supposed to be inspiring because of some particular reason, or just because of Brandi Kincaid’s connection?

    Also I cannot imagine spending $60 on a candle that smells like a Taylor Swift album. Your patron dollars at work.
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    So people that are faster than her are fastholes?

    She’s judging them the same way she doesn’t want to be judged?
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    Imagine that you are so mentally screwed up that you made up a big fat lie that you can’t handle being in your own house when your kids aren’t there so you spend tens of thousands of dollars a year “running” the exact same “races” over and over, hiking the same mountain over and over, and all it results in in real life is that the handful of family members left who speak to you say to your face how dumb it all is.

    And then when your kids ARE with you, all you do is project unnecessary anxiety onto them and arrest their development so they can be as screwed up as you.

    And people PAY YOU a salary more than most Americans make, to watch it all go down.

    If she ever got a real psychologist, they’d have a field day with the truth.
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    She is literally the only person I’ve ever heard refer to the equinox in any kind of conversation. And she doesn’t bother to pronounce it correctly.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 17/3/2024, 03:17) 
    What are race techs? Tshirts? She has dozens of them and doesn't wear them. She has a bunch of Crowned Athletics tops she never wears.

    “Technical fabric” is basically not-stiff polyester, it wicks away sweat. So they aren’t like comfy cotton shirts. Also, having been a runner for much longer than Jen, nobody calls them race techs. Or techs at all. Some people call them tech shirts (as opposed to cotton shirts) or race shirts. Not race techs.

    She just makes shit up, overcomplicates a 5k, to sound like an expert on running, when she is anything but.
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    I’ve never known of such a rich person who has such a boring existence. Weather. Disney. Basement workout. Churning hoard. Rinse (sometimes, and don’t wash) and repeat.
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