The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    Maybe it’s a sugar daddy or a dealer. It could be a joint that she’s smoking.

    As for storage, I don’t have a huge wardrobe, but I have too many books. I do weed them out and have plenty of space at home for them, but still…there’s too many. My husband has a ton too. My other thing is I collect little figures of my favorite cartoon characters, but they fit in one bin, so it’s not that bad.
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    I searched on Google “I hate the word yummy” and quite a few threads popped up on other boards. One person said it makes you sound like a moron. We don’t use that word enough to describe Lisa.

    Yummy literally means delicious, so what, did she lick her face? Have John take a little bite? Just how is her makeup yummy?

    I say this with the same tone as Joe Pesci in the Goodfellas “how am I funny?” scene. I’d like to get in Lisa’s face and ask, yummy how? Like you’re an ice cream cone that tastes good to you? What the F is so yummy to you? 🤣🤣

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    I thought I’d share with you gals what I call the Lisa ripple effect. I’ve mentioned before that my stylist and I have an inside joke about the little hairs that stand up on your head after getting color/bleach. Lisa thought those were “new growth” in one of her videos where she was getting her hair done. 🤣 Anyway, I usually get a few because my hair is heavily highlighted, but not that many. Yesterday my stylist used the usual Olaplex in the bleach but also a new product they’re carrying called K18 and she said, “Look, you don’t have any new growth!” It was pretty amazing that there weren’t any broken hairs, but the fact that my stylist remembers and regularly uses the Lisa reference had me dying! :snickering:

    Lisa’s stupidity is probably shared with others all over the world!
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    QUOTE (Chalky @ 3/10/2023, 08:11 AM) 
    Honestly, who really thinks about dressing rich lol...I guess only Lisa. And rich is not classy - look at her other idol Kim Kardashian lol...she doesn't fit any of these "rules". It's just basically a juvenile thing to even care. Most uber wealthy people aren't getting their photos taken anyway - she only uses photos of celebrities and that is who she perceives to be wealthy.

    She says she's going to show "us" how to dress wealthy on a budget or for less or something - video coming soon.

    She definitely lives in a fantasy land. Doubting these people are getting in their Tesla's to drive through McDonalds for a double beef patty and fork lol.

    Teenagers. When I was 15, my little pea brain thought being rich was the be all, end all of the universe, and I plastered designer labels from magazines all over my locker and attempted to dress the best I could even though my family was thoroughly middle class. Labels were so important then. My friends would ooh and aah over all of the popular late 80s/early 90s labels.

    Now I look at my yearbook and laugh. What a silly kid I was. If I was acting this way at 52 like Lisa, I'd get my head examined.
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    QUOTE (Jicama Chips @ 3/8/2023, 06:43 PM) 
    I’ll have an oz of whatever Mary’s smoking. Lisa a feminist? HOWWW?

    I swear, the world we live in makes less sense by the day. Or maybe it’s just that the internet has shown us just how many crazies are truly out there.

    Lisa is not even a classic 50s housewife. How can people not recognize a nothingburger when it’s staring them in the face?
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    I *think* Karen Carpenter died from her abuse of thyroid medication to speed up her metabolism, but of course none of the other things helped the situation either. I saw the movie and remember she seemed to be improving towards the end, but that might have been made up. I don’t know much about her except her song We’ve Only Just Begun was my folks’ first dance at their wedding.

    As for Eugenia, I think she’s 28 so time is running out. The body can only take so much damage. Lisa doesn’t look that bad to me, weight-wise. She just needs maybe another 5-10 lbs. and some exercise and she’d be fine.

    QUOTE (Turkey Lurkey @ 3/4/2023, 07:49 PM) 
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    QUOTE (Beer Minrals @ 5/3/2023, 00:20) 
    Man, Karen Carpenter looked downright healthy compared to Eugenia Cooney. I don’t know how that girl survives.

    Tack on a couple bolt-ons, and this is Lisa's ideal body.

    This is such a shame. No one can get through to her though. The madness will continue until the end.
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    Man, Karen Carpenter looked downright healthy compared to Eugenia Cooney. I don’t know how that girl survives.
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    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 2/27/2023, 07:38 PM) 
    :sick: << Me on a boat!

    Years ago we rode a covered jet boat in the Niagara Rapids. It felt like a mini roller coaster and I mostly hate all roller coasters. It was a really unique experience. Not fast enough though!
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    QUOTE (MakeTodayAGoodDay @ 2/27/2023, 01:20 PM) 
    Her daddy and brother have a boat together. The plan was they would get a boat when they could purchase a dock with a boat slip. She doesn't have to have one in Salter's Haven. She could purchase one at another marina in the area. This is only an excuse. I bet Jawn could care less about a boat.

    Why doesn’t she go out on the boat with them more? We’d see it if she did. One of the things I’d like to do before I croak is ride in a speedboat, but I don’t know a soul who has one and we’d never own one because my husband has no interest (and can’t even do home repairs so no way could he keep up with boat maintenance). Lisa is lucky to have the chance!
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    You’d think she’d be begging for a boat. Think of the selfie opportunities with the wudder in the background and windswept hair! 🤣
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    QUOTE (NeedToVent @ 2/24/2023, 10:29 AM) 
    My prediction she buys a new Chanel straight from a boutique. I don’t think the secondhand one she purchased quite hit the spot

    I’ll raise you one and bet she’s going to get a Birkin or Kelly bag from the Hermes store. I read that people go to France to get them. 🤔
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 2/23/2023, 08:15 PM) 
    I recently watched a video where someone said most IBS is caused by mental issues like anxiety and stress, even abuse. I thought of Lisa’s constantly clenched fists (big sign of anxiety). She has no irl friends. The only reason she leaves her house is to pick up Will, shop, or get food. So her IBS disappeared because her body cannot be regular on an all protein diet.

    She also blamed her gas and bloating on the salads. 🙄

    QUOTE (Turkey Lurkey @ 24/2/2023, 02:07) 
    That's rich coming from Marnie of all people. She's "shaded" Lisa a few times.

    Marnie is a shark toothed bitch. Very two faced.

    This is very true. There’s a strong brain-gut connection (there’s a ton of good books about this) and I spent my school years and many working years having terrible stomachaches and other symptoms daily. It took until lunchtime for things to settle down, and sometimes the problems returned later in the day because I was dreading the next day. I spent a lot of time visiting an IBS forum 20 years ago and reading everyone’s graphic stories! Anxiety is a beast. It can still occasionally cause my gut to act up and that in turn will trigger a panic attack.

    If I had to eat Lisa’s diet, I’d probably choose not to eat much at all. So much greasy meat…
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    The woman who spent thousands upon thousands on designer shoes a few years ago is now obsessed with these hideous things. Make it make sense. (Photo was cut off, but click on it to enlarge.)

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    Did she like the Swiss? I didn’t taste it until my teen years because I’ve learned I hate all cheese except mozzarella on pizza and cream cheese on bagels. 🤢
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    Stevie Nicks is in her 70s and I love her hair long. I can’t figure out why I don’t like it on other mature women like Lisa and Tammy. Maybe it’s Stevie’s bangs that make her look more youthful?
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