The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Diagnosis: Asshole

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    QUOTE (Bathroom Knife @ 20/5/2022, 01:53) 
    I hate to break it to you guys, but it looks like different tops to me. 😔

    First one is knit…

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    Second one is fleece…

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    At least these stills are hilarious. ^U^

    That second one is her shitting face 100%

    I'm not from the US, but aren't you supposed to like "dress up" for these shows? Like, are they semi-formal?
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    I'm so far behind, so someone has probably said this, but I am giggling to myself imagining Jen going on a first date and then sending a "care package" to the prospective mister straight after.

    She could definitely date again.......but the men she could get would not be "suitable" to her. Them standards would have to come waaaaaaaaaay down. To bag a Richie Rich again she would either need to be a hot trophy wife or have an incredible personality *buzzer sounds*
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    QUOTE (Captain Bunion of Fury @ 22/4/2022, 02:30) 
    That side by side picture reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the bad lighting.

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    SHE'S A TWO-FACE!

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 22/4/2022, 01:04) 
    Obsessed much?!

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    :nervous:

    fucking freak
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 14/4/2022, 05:22) 
    reminder of this post she liked

    This is so gross of her to "like". What an asshole.

    This is not a joke for the likes of YOU Jennifer.

    RE: Financially independent? There isn't 1c that she has ever earned independently. No matter which way you look at it, it's either Direct D** Dollars or Indirect D** Dollars. There is nothing else.

    Edit: I'm so glad other bakers agree that charity pronounced on IG is tacky. These public figures helping out and making sure they get their mugs on camera are the worst.
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    QUOTE (worldsokayestmom @ 13/4/2022, 07:49) 
    my name has never really been jen specific, but my avatar was i think one of the first times, if not the first time that i made my own GIF...from that creepy skincare routine video, years ago. i was so proud of myself...and also terrified...that smile at the camera/mirror *shudder*😳

    She reminds me of the woman in The Ring video looking in the mirror - she also looks like she has no teeth in that gif 😳😄
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    Is it possible that Paula is an extremely elaborate (and patient) troll playing the long con?



    Oh and I am the standard response to anyone who tries to diagnose Jen and I doubt I will ever need to rebrand again because she is forever an asshole.
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    Finally rebranded to a Jen specific username
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    The binge buying and returning sounds like a shopping version of bulimia...
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    I'm in Australia and we are currently experiencing devastating floods. I'm lucky my home is too high but we had to evacuate from my work yesterday as there were threats the waters would shut off the CBD and north from me, people have lost EVERYTHING. I'm sure it's not making the news over in the US but still, her timing as always, is impeccable.

    Rise up into a helicopter propeller Jennie the Pooh. You suck.
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    QUOTE (Buff Emiky @ 9/3/2022, 02:47) 
    If Jen wants to travel to random places in the woods I’d quite enjoy watching her spend the night, alone, in a place known to be haunted. That would be entertaining. Also perhaps watching her tour an abandoned building (old hospital, school, jail, etc) to see her reactions to things.

    I would be HERE for Urb-Ex Jen :snickering:
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    I wonder if wearing a hat on a sweaty head all the time would make hair loss and breakage worse.

    I just had to share this term I have heard of online:

    "Hatfishing is a term that has become commonplace amongst daters in recent times. This is when someone covers their baldness under a hat on social media or dating apps from their love interests"

    Edited by Pinkpanfa - 7/3/2022, 04:39
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    Remember when she had that big pimple/horn growing on her forehead for months?
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    Every time I see a photo of J, I get a cold shiver down my spine. There is something so sinister about him and I get a very strange perverted vibe as well. I hate saying things like that about people, but I really feel there is something majorly "off" about him. I have checked in on them on and off for a while now and this latest situation with revealing Eduardo as a girl is making all my woman/mummy/human alarm bells go off. I don't think I can even check in any more because of how distressing it is to me. I have seen many other parents with trans children and they usually give me the warm fuzzies, but in this case.....I see tragedy written all over it. I really hope I'm wrong about this, but judging by the sheer amount of people feeling the same, it is unlikely. It is absolutely heartbreaking that nothing can really be done.
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    Great title! Congratulations ToDo and CCsidEye!
    My babies are teenaged and preteenaged but I still get warm fuzzies over new babies. My sister is just newly pregnant with her third and I am so excited for another squish to love :6792:

    Where is this dopey vlog then? Come on Jen!


    Looking to rebrandlikeJen. Is the name Don Dollars taken?
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    QUOTE (I Hate My Kids @ 1/3/2022, 13:37) 
    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 2/28/2022, 11:52 PM) 
    My dog does something very similar! She claws at the blankets trying to let herself in, she snuggles in face first and butt pointing up to me 😂😂😂 this happens multiple times per sleep, luckily I can manage to help her relatively automatically most of the time!

    my parents' dog has gotten accustomed to having warm blankets fresh from the dryer wrapped around her, ever since my mom put her on a pile of warm laundry when she was a puppy. so now, anytime she wants to be wrapped in a warm blanket, she will sit in front of the dryer and whine, or go find someone and stare and cry until we realize what she wants. its amazing lol

    That is so adorable! I had two little dogs, I lost my moodle last year and my chihuahua the year before. The chihuahua was blind and deaf in his last years and used to just bark for everything. 3 or 4 times a night he'd go out to the bathroom and then come back in and bark to be lifted back into bed. Then he'd bark everytime he got uncovered lol. The things we do for our fur kids (unlike Jen)
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