The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Chance86_

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    Those shorts aren’t meant for anywhere outside of a strip club or maybe the pool in Vegas. If you are 18-25.

    Does Bri even like country music? Everything with her is so performative. I would think she would have mentioned country music more often in the near decade she has been on YouTube. She doesn’t even use country style royalty free music.
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    I would never carry a leather bag like that IN THE DESERT for a daytime concert. lol. Chanel or DHGate (it’s fake for sure), it’s just embarrassing. But this is a cougar who thinks crystalized denim underwear is also appropriate.
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    I’ll be generous and offer 5’2” but there is no way she is 5’4-5” like she has said in the past. The woman is a compulsive liar.
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    Her personality, or whatever fake persona she tries on from month to month, is so off-putting. She is a complete phony which is annoying enough but her other personality traits are low class.
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    Bri must have been in her glory meeting KCav. That’s pretty much her idol.

    Kristin Cavallari is supposedly 5’3”. They are wearing pretty much the same style of boots and Bri even has on a big hat. Just saying:

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    Aren’t they all still friends with Mrs. F #1 and keep in contact on social media? Something tells me if Karen and Mark divorced and she headed back to Pittsburgh, Jodie and Kim might never seen her again.
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    According to Bliss, she just went out with those two couples back to back. Probably for Mark’s birthday although this crew hardly needs a reason to booze. I would get so bored with hanging out with my husband’s friends and their wives day after day. She seems to get along well enough with them but it doesn’t seem like she has much in common with Kim. Both the sister-in-laws (which Karen the dunce neglected to share that piece of information for yearssss) seem to have had careers and longterm marriages. Jodie is more into pop culture and what the Kardashians are doing, but beyond that, I don’t think Karen even enjoys these festivities. Where are *her* friends?
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    We are all her *sweet friends* but she doesn’t even tell us it’s her husband’s birthday or show her real life. Who is she fooling?!
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    Isn’t Fourtch’s birthday around this time of year as well?

    I love how Karen talked about women uplifting each other at Home Goods but she scolded her own viewers and told them she had better things she could be doing with her time.

    “Someone on IG told me to suggest emojis in the comment section.” Yeah right. She’s is copying off other influencers again. Literally everything she has been doing down to the music is copying off Josie. How does someone change their entire personality at 60 to emulate a woman young enough to be her daughter? She does this every year. Chooses someone to SWF since she has no identity of her own. It’s actually disturbing.
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    This video is approaching 200 comments. How?! Her travel vlog to ST. JOHN’S barely got 50. Karen really knows how to manipulate her audience. I agree that her 4 marriages are really starting to make sense.
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    I knew you would say it, Truth! lol. My thoughts exactly!
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    How does someone get breast implants but still look flat? I’ve seen morbidly obese women with better knees. She is skinny fat. Terrible diet and energy. It shines through.
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    Morgan is a Kardashian wannabe,
    so Penelope might make get in there somewhere. Maybe a middle name.

    I wonder if Allie’s procedure is IVF related. They recently bought a larger home and seem like the type of robotic normies who would have had two kids by now if they were on their desired timeline.
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    We need Pumpkin Spice to make one of her legendary memes of “Karen’s List of Better Things To Do with My Time!” lol
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    The coach probably told her drama sells. Soon we will see thumbnails with her mouth hanging open and titles like “We’ve never done this before!” or wiping away tears “I’ve never been so emotional!”

    :eyeroll:
14881 replies since 7/9/2016
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