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| | According to Bliss, she just went out with those two couples back to back. Probably for Mark’s birthday although this crew hardly needs a reason to booze. I would get so bored with hanging out with my husband’s friends and their wives day after day. She seems to get along well enough with them but it doesn’t seem like she has much in common with Kim. Both the sister-in-laws (which Karen the dunce neglected to share that piece of information for yearssss) seem to have had careers and longterm marriages. Jodie is more into pop culture and what the Kardashians are doing, but beyond that, I don’t think Karen even enjoys these festivities. Where are *her* friends? |
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| | We are all her *sweet friends* but she doesn’t even tell us it’s her husband’s birthday or show her real life. Who is she fooling?! |
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| Isn’t Fourtch’s birthday around this time of year as well?
I love how Karen talked about women uplifting each other at Home Goods but she scolded her own viewers and told them she had better things she could be doing with her time.
“Someone on IG told me to suggest emojis in the comment section.” Yeah right. She’s is copying off other influencers again. Literally everything she has been doing down to the music is copying off Josie. How does someone change their entire personality at 60 to emulate a woman young enough to be her daughter? She does this every year. Chooses someone to SWF since she has no identity of her own. It’s actually disturbing. |
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| | This video is approaching 200 comments. How?! Her travel vlog to ST. JOHN’S barely got 50. Karen really knows how to manipulate her audience. I agree that her 4 marriages are really starting to make sense. |
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| | I knew you would say it, Truth! lol. My thoughts exactly! |
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| | How does someone get breast implants but still look flat? I’ve seen morbidly obese women with better knees. She is skinny fat. Terrible diet and energy. It shines through. |
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| Morgan is a Kardashian wannabe,
so Penelope might make get in there somewhere. Maybe a middle name.
I wonder if Allie’s procedure is IVF related. They recently bought a larger home and seem like the type of robotic normies who would have had two kids by now if they were on their desired timeline. |
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| | We need Pumpkin Spice to make one of her legendary memes of “Karen’s List of Better Things To Do with My Time!” lol |
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| The coach probably told her drama sells. Soon we will see thumbnails with her mouth hanging open and titles like “We’ve never done this before!” or wiping away tears “I’ve never been so emotional!”
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| | We will never know what either of them are truly like when cameras aren’t rolling but Adam seems like an okay enough person to me. He had his issues. He now seems to be in a much better place. I think Bri likes to dramatize what she deals with Adam when in actuality, she is just bitter that she married the wrong guy. She wanted a rich guy but got a middle class man who wanted her to equally contribute. She out-earned him and in the process, he became a Beta. She purposefully emasculated the guy then cried that she did everything financially for their family. Pick a lane! She is still as phony and unstable as ever. No good man will ever fall for her nonsense. |
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| | Mark turned 60 last year and the most Karen mentioned or showed was a typical dinner. Nothing special. No memorable gifts. I truly hope what goes around comes around and Karen gets the same treatment for her birthday. |
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| | She is always such a literal try-hard for vacation outfits that it looks like she is wearing a costume. She isn’t true to herself bc she has no identity. She would look a million times better in cut-off shorts and a cotton tank top. Keep the western hat and turquoise jewelry for her costume if she must. |
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| | Her literal getups for Stagecoach are giving midlife crisis. Does she not realize it’s 100 degrees in the desert during the daytime? She is going to roast in that pleather. lol. |
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| I think BB has a real job and only does YouTube when she sees the dollar signs and genuine motivation to decorate.
I didn’t mean the bookshelves literally had bad feng shui (although they probably do). I’m not an expert. I meant just in the natural flow of a room. It feels intrusive to that space like it doesn’t belong. It blocks the hall and it’s so heavy for such a weird angle of a space. I really hope she isn’t going to keep her Mother’s ashes so close to where her kids play basketball. It’s insanity. |
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| | Karen is the most predictable person I have ever come across. I think we all said when she turns 60 it will be her signal to exit stage right and retire. Maybe she will finish out the year with *the fall season*…*nature’s best performance* (lol…copyrighted material). Perhaps she will gift the church ladies with one last Vlogmess before taking her final bow. But I think she is over it all and is hoping Instagram gives her enough of that validating dopamine rush while Fourtch funds her dental appointments. |
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