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| Morgan is a Kardashian wannabe,
so Penelope might make get in there somewhere. Maybe a middle name.
I wonder if Allie’s procedure is IVF related. They recently bought a larger home and seem like the type of robotic normies who would have had two kids by now if they were on their desired timeline. |
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| | We need Pumpkin Spice to make one of her legendary memes of “Karen’s List of Better Things To Do with My Time!” lol |
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| The coach probably told her drama sells. Soon we will see thumbnails with her mouth hanging open and titles like “We’ve never done this before!” or wiping away tears “I’ve never been so emotional!”
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| | We will never know what either of them are truly like when cameras aren’t rolling but Adam seems like an okay enough person to me. He had his issues. He now seems to be in a much better place. I think Bri likes to dramatize what she deals with Adam when in actuality, she is just bitter that she married the wrong guy. She wanted a rich guy but got a middle class man who wanted her to equally contribute. She out-earned him and in the process, he became a Beta. She purposefully emasculated the guy then cried that she did everything financially for their family. Pick a lane! She is still as phony and unstable as ever. No good man will ever fall for her nonsense. |
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| | Mark turned 60 last year and the most Karen mentioned or showed was a typical dinner. Nothing special. No memorable gifts. I truly hope what goes around comes around and Karen gets the same treatment for her birthday. |
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| | She is always such a literal try-hard for vacation outfits that it looks like she is wearing a costume. She isn’t true to herself bc she has no identity. She would look a million times better in cut-off shorts and a cotton tank top. Keep the western hat and turquoise jewelry for her costume if she must. |
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| | Her literal getups for Stagecoach are giving midlife crisis. Does she not realize it’s 100 degrees in the desert during the daytime? She is going to roast in that pleather. lol. |
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| I think BB has a real job and only does YouTube when she sees the dollar signs and genuine motivation to decorate.
I didn’t mean the bookshelves literally had bad feng shui (although they probably do). I’m not an expert. I meant just in the natural flow of a room. It feels intrusive to that space like it doesn’t belong. It blocks the hall and it’s so heavy for such a weird angle of a space. I really hope she isn’t going to keep her Mother’s ashes so close to where her kids play basketball. It’s insanity. |
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| | Karen is the most predictable person I have ever come across. I think we all said when she turns 60 it will be her signal to exit stage right and retire. Maybe she will finish out the year with *the fall season*…*nature’s best performance* (lol…copyrighted material). Perhaps she will gift the church ladies with one last Vlogmess before taking her final bow. But I think she is over it all and is hoping Instagram gives her enough of that validating dopamine rush while Fourtch funds her dental appointments. |
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| | I checked out Karen’s travel vlog and she hasn’t hearted or responded to any of those comments (well, minus the one asking where Lauren is, lol). That was posted nearly 2 weeks ago. Then she skipped a Sunday video, said nothing about it, and eventually brought us the punishment talk. It sounds like reverse psychology to me. She is feeling guilty for how bad her channel is but blaming the viewers and threatening to quit. Can you imagine Karen stepping away from sweet gifts, spending money, and ‘round the clock validation? If she said herself few people comment anymore, what is her excuse for her lack of engaging with those who do leave something? |
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| | How about stay single until you find true love…be that at 25 or 45. She’s so worried about beating everyone else. Had to be first to walk down the aisle and have children. Now wants to relive her 20s that she squandered and be the hip, cool Mom who is free to travel half of the year. Good luck with that! We are all on our own timelines. She is miserable. |
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| | This country is a mess. It’s now $5K to rent in Charlotte, NC? lol. Wow. I remember a time when people flocked to the Carolinas bc it was still affordable. It’s like this everywhere. |
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| Those bookshelves look horrible! Terrible location with bad feng shui. The styling was also a cluttered mess. I’m a book lover. Lauren clearly never reads. The only mention of books we have ever seen or heard from her are how to get rich guides or fake books for the holidays. That collection was clearly lifted from her Mom’s house as well as Ron’s family. She acted like they were in storage from her old house but they all came from her Mom’s home, which the sale of, is probably how she is funding all of the renovations. This cheapie bookshelf display looks janky and doesn’t fit the vibe of her house. These two are clueless.
I’m also confused. Didn’t she say those bookshelves were going to flank either side of the fake fireplace in the living room and go all the way up the wall with the ceiling to nowhere? And wasn’t the hall where she put that Ikea-looking monstrosity supposed to be the new dining room? Nothing makes sense with this manic phony. |
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| | You hit the nail on the head shadowkeren! It truly was so rude of Bliss to speak down to her viewers bc they aren’t kissing her ass in the comments. That entitled behavior would make me want to never leave her a comment. You have to wonder, with Karen being a monkey see monkey do kind of person, maybe Mark is talking to her like this and she is taking it out on her subscribers. “I have better things I could be doing with my time, Karen. Either you drop the weight and help out around the house or I’m taking the SUV.” |
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| | It’s crazy to me that she is having this episode now when her views are actually fairly good, all things considered. Some of her videos still get hundreds of comments which is pretty good. I think she expected her St. JOHN’S vlog to perform better but people are disconnected especially with these randoms that she never bothered to properly introduce. It’s a shame that Jodes took one or two snide comments here to heart over all of the praise and presents she received from 99.999% of Karen’s followers. We were mostly pretty fair toward her and at one point were even cheering her on. I think she has Queen Bee energy and couldn’t stand the idea of Karen out earning her while using her for content and getting validation for days. Get some new friends, Karen! Live your best life. Travel solo to see your *sweet friends* all over the country and the world. |
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