The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Cactus Flower

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    Jesus Christ, now she's using "pregnant" in her video titles.
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    QUOTE (Villainmom @ 28/4/2024, 20:44) 
    It’s Karma for pouring boiling water over $40 compost.

    And she knows it, but no fucking way will she admit it. If Bex owned her fuckups, and took steps to right them, she would be a tiny bit more credible.
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    Lamps on kitchen counters are the thing, right now. To me, they are a safety hazard, especially if your GFCI outlets aren't working flawlessly. I'll stick with under cabinet lighting. You can buy kits that are affordable, easy to install and use and many are renter friendly, too.

    Why doesn't Kelly unload her island, flip it over and cut the legs shorter? All she needs is a tape measure, a pencil and a saw. It's not rocket science. That simple fix would make it function better for her.


    I see her blowing so much money on a garden, an esthetic clothes line and other shit, while her base mounding is still not up in her house. That is another job that she could do, herself. Measure, cut to length, nail it in place. If she wants a more ornate look, she can buy and cut lengths of narrow, decorative trim to cap her baseboards, or even put them an inch or two above, then fill the nail holes, caulk, fill cracks and gaps, and paint it all to match. Instant extra style, and not expensive, or difficult to do. Let me guess, brilliant Homeschooling Mama can't measure and cut a 45° angle for inner and outer corners? If she can't figure it out on her own, there are about five million videos on YouTube that can teach her how.

    Those decayed porches and stairs should be taken down! Some idiot is going to try to walk on them, one day and Kelly is going to get her stupid ass sued. I'm surprised that she can get homeowner's insurance with those rotting messes attached to her home.
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    QUOTE (shefferella @ 24/4/2024, 23:38) 
    I have done zero research on the subject but I can't imagine boiling your compost is a good idea unless you have an obvious pest problem in the soil. Compost has living microbes for plant health.

    I think that the fungus gnat episode had her freaked out. Hopefully she'll learn her lesson, and won't cook her compost, in the future. Her poor tomato plants! They look so fucking pathetic!

    How does that woman do garden work in a big, heavy puffer coat? She's wearing a long sleeved athletic shirt zipped to her chin, then that huge coat. Even on a cool day, I'd be boiling in all of that. That coat would be hanging on a t-post.

    Jesus Christ on a trellis. Another month to six week old video, posted way too late. Bex, get your shit together. We're sick of of your stupid, old, videos.
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    Madame Butterfly, Becky. Not maiden. Madame. Like the opera. It's a gorgeous one, by the way. You should treat yourself. You might enjoy it, and you'd better understand the name of the snapdragon.

    QUOTE (shefferella @ 24/4/2024, 23:51) 
    Also POT-O-MAC 😡

    How does she get that wrong? It isn't as if Potomac is a rare, unused word in American English.

    Puh-toe-mc, Bex. Not Pot-oh-mac. Now I want some mac and cheese.

    Edited by Cactus Flower - 4/24/2024, 04:22 PM
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 16/3/2024, 17:45) 
    Am I the only one who thinks this fake fireplace Taylor Wynn is so hot for his absolutely heinous?

    It's ugly as sin. Taylor has resources, she doesn't have to stoop to that level of cheap and ugly.
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    QUOTE (Jay-Bee @ 13/4/2024, 19:10) 
    Did anyone else hear her say that when she bakes frozen cookie dough that she lowers the temperature but bakes them for the same amount of time?

    Perhaps that's why her cookies look underbaked to me....they're always so pale looking.

    My intuition says to bake at the temperature called for, but check for doneness before pulling out of the oven. As in....since they're frozen, they might need a couple more minutes.

    Her cookie dough globs are about twice the size I make mine.

    Or she could take cookie dough out of the freezer an hour or so before she wants to bake it, let the dough thaw, then bake. But that would require using a little mental and physical energy, some planning, and we can't have that.
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    Jesus Christ, Cambriea. Buy some napkins and teach your feral spawn how to fucking use them, instead of their clothes, the walls, the cabinets. Get some tissues for Freya and teach her to put her gross boogers in them, instead of wiping them, everywhere.

    We can't hear you, over that obnoxiously loud music, you idiot. Learn how to balance your sound.

    QUOTE (Foxymama @ 10/4/2024, 02:58) 
    The blob is pregnant yet again and she talks like no one else has ever been pregnant. God she’s insufferable! Why is her mouth always open?

    Mouth breather has allergies and won't do anything about it, so she gulps air like a fish out of water. She always sounds stuffy, snotty, and gross. A daily dose of allergy meds and a neti pot would do her a world of good, and her voice overs wouldn't sound so fucking disgusting.
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    QUOTE (Chickyboomboom @ 8/4/2024, 00:54) 
    Omg 16 Ducks!!! 8 girls and 8 boys! Didn't they just have a bunch of baby Ducks hatch

    Oh, gods. Can you imagine the stench? Cambriea doesn't clean their enclosure, she just hoses the dirt, piss, and shit into the yard, where it all settles into the grass her family runs barefoot through, and tracks it into the house. That plastic pool she put out there for the ducks is always filthy and green, so it has to stink, as well. Add the quail cages, and all of the shit from those that also ends up in the grass. I would hate to live next to those absolute low life people.
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    Christ. Another month old video. Her garden must be planted, and going by now. Stay tuned a month from now for all of the planting the garden videos. Bex probably still has at least one dinner party five video slog, before we see garden content.

    Becky's sister's baby must be a month old, by now. :10:
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    Bex doesn't like soult on her eggs, so NO ONE gets to have soult on their eggs.
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    QUOTE (Oversalted & Loving It @ 6/4/2024, 09:09) 
    If Whole Foods, Trader Joe’s, Sprouts and main grocers have organic and gluten free items……why is Azure such a huge deal?

    I was just in Whole Foods today and Trader Joe’s….a bit pricey for Whole Foods but it’s just me and hubby….

    So is Azure the Costco of organic goods etc?

    Just curious… 🧐

    I’m off to bed. Late study night. Will check for responses in the AM.

    Costco carries a lot of organic bulk -excuse me, bowlk- goods.
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    Jesus Christ on a lime Becky. Pavlova, not paplova.

    I can't believe that Bex actually had enough bandwidth to zest all of those lemons and limes. She did flake off, and didn't get all of the zest. I would have shaved off every last, tiny bit of goodness from that citrus I paid so much money for.

    The marmalade looked nice, not that I would eat it. Cooked and canned strips of orange peel? No way. And the lemon loaf didn't look so good. Someone fucked up, again.

    Why is that twit always heating butter that should have been set out to soften in her microwave? Is it so hard to take it out in the morning, or even the night before? Butter is fine left out for a while, it won't spoil if it sits on the counter overnight.

    Edited by Cactus Flower - 4/5/2024, 04:15 PM
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    Oh gods. Cambriea is knocked up, again. Now we get to hear about it, at least three or four times, in every fucking video. Yay, us. Where is that kid supposed to sleep, once Cambriea is ready to yeet them, so that she and Bahbby can get back to their special bonding time? That house is way too small for all of those people, and animals.

    I give it a few more months and Cambriea will be hinting that something big is coming, then she'll tease it for a few weeks until finally admitting that they have been looking for a larger house on land, and they finally found their forever dream house. Stay tuned for moving videos! Subscribe to our vlog channel, for even more!
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    QUOTE (EenQueenPigBex @ 4/4/2024, 08:59) 
    So is Bex preggo again??

    No. She says that she just likes raspberry leaf tea. She says it's mild and calming. I think that she talks about it to spark engagement. She knows that if she mentions raspberry leaf tea, her stans will flood the comments. That tea is good for her analytics.
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