The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by HereComesBubba

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    That long stringy mess is so tacky, and no outfit is going to look good on Lisa with that fried mop. It instantly ages her a good 10 years. She sounded like a spoiled toddler bellowing over her hair. Newsflash, Lisa. It looked like shit last week too.
  2. .
    The Warner Easy Does It bra mentioned above is amazing.
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    I just heard another NC vlogger say "dotter" for doctor, but unlike Lisa this woman is actually intelligent. It's still wrong though.😄
  4. .
    I had a breast reduction a few years ago, and it changed my life. Brooke is small, and she'll regret those overblown udders one day. Back and neck issues are a given on her frame...not to mention how painfully unattractive they are.🤢
  5. .
    Brooke, who's 23, needs to reel it in.

    Woof.
  6. .
    I had that hairstyle in the late 80's. It was called a home perm.
  7. .
    Lisa finally found a friend group where she fits in.
  8. .
    This week's inspo, Elizabethan Lord.
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    Lisa wants us to know this conference wasn't the largest crowd she's spoken to. No, no, Lisa once ran for class president in middle school. She also wants us to know that while this hotel room is nice, she's stayed in bigger rooms. In other news, her transformation into a piece of burnt toast is almost complete.
  10. .
    Let's add lesportsac to the list of things this dingus can't pronounce. It's luh sport sack, Lisa dear, not lay sport sac.🤦‍♀️
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    Brooke, who's 23, showcasing Mommy Dearest on her live. I can hear Lisa now, "Don't show my face, those mean old women on the Bakery said I looked 70."😆
    Trying to hide that Scandi debacle, Lisa?
  12. .
    My stepson just guessed her age at 67. Lisa/Morgan somehow managed to make the worst hair she's ever had even worse.
  13. .
    Lifelong Appalachian here, and I've heard "Bless Your Heart" used in a condescending way, but it's usually a term of endearment. I don't buy for a second that she meant it affectionately.
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    I think she mentions Brooke's age so her minions will say she doesn't look old enough to have a grown daughter etc...we all know she does, but in Lisa's mind she looks like Brooke's slightly older sister. Everything Lisa does or says is all about Lisa.
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    The starvation has also destroyed her hair. It's so lifeless and dead. She looks the worst she's ever looked.
198 replies since 18/9/2016
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