The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Snark Week

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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 11/9/2023, 01:40 AM) 
    99.99999999 percent of the population "fit" thanksgiving and Christmas (or whatever you celebrate) in. The world does not stop because you are hosting family and friends for a party except Jen Ross ...

    Her entire month of November was dedicated to Thanksgiving and walking Winnie And then her entire month of December was dedicated to Christmas festivities (which every year seemed to kill her, car chitchat breakdowns and therapy sessions) even though they consisted of going to plays, shows, old fashioned yet pricey Chicago eateries, the container store, needless markups and the walnut room and walking Winnie with her holiday leash

    Like her party was involved - okay but for the entire month of November, that party was her sole job

    And December her sole job and was to make cookies and spinach squares and complain about her senior center social calendar

    Two whole months of her life for a decade were occupied with one party and the nutcracker

    This is the best cliff notes version of Jen's holidays that I've ever read.
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    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 8/29/2023, 08:37 AM) 
    I def heard Longchamp in the SF video too lol this is when I was (ashamed to say) jealous of Jen. Lol. How time has changed. She’s unbearable to watch now.

    I don't think there is any shame in being jealous of past Jen. She had unlimited funds and zero responsibilities, who doesn't dream of that? Even JEN is jealous of past Jen.
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    QUOTE (Saygoodnightgraciedo @ 8/23/2023, 08:54 AM) 
    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 22/8/2023, 20:54) 
    At about 4:22 did I correctly hear Don say “my apartment smells like mahogany?”

    I’m pretty sure it’s a quote from the movie Anchorman I don’t think he was referring to his own apartment.

    Yeah, it's from Anchorman: "I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
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    QUOTE (Sebs @ 8/4/2023, 10:08 AM) 
    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 8/4/2023, 03:39 PM) 
    Anybody who is still in the "iowncare" camp needs to listen to this video very carefully around the 8:17 mark.

    This is one of the videos that they do their stupid Longshaamp/Longchamp exchange in.

    It's Longchamp clear as day.

    This is my hill, I am prepared to die here.

    Exactly. The fact that we have evidence of the exact same conversation is the all the proof that is needed. It doesn't matter that it sounds like she says "iowncare". It's Longchamp forever and ever.

    I will honestly never understand how anyone hears "iowncare" there.
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 8/4/2023, 10:36 AM) 
    Oh god, she's in NY? I thought I smelled something unpleasant in the wind.

    Ew, keep her down there. I don't want her up here desecrating Wegmans.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 8/4/2023, 09:47 AM) 
    She may write mum/mummy with a u but she says it with an o.

    She used to say it "mummy" to her mom in person. I call my mom "mommy" despite being 43 because it's an inside thing for us but I never call her that to other people.
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 8/4/2023, 09:44 AM) 
    QUOTE (Snark Week @ 8/4/2023, 09:37 AM) 
    She's always called her mummy and writes "mum" on cards to her. I can't remember the exact reason but it's some inside joke that us plebs could never understand. I've always assumed it's from when she "lived in England" aka did a semester abroad since she still carried a bunch of English sayings with her years later (unsure if she still does it, I haven't been able to watch a full video since the Don Ditching).

    I think the living in England thing was when she went with Don to set up a Getco office in London. She worked as an admin and complained about the 12 hour days :snickering:

    Only pointing that out because study abroad is so different than traveling for work. Study abroad, I could understand picking up British slang. But in reality, she interacted regularly with maybe five people? And was there for, what, a month?
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    I think you're right, I don't think it was for college and it was just another Don's plus one moment. But it always drove me nuts that she still did things like call her trash cans "rubbish" bins like she had dual citizenship. An OG Hilaria Baldwin moment.

    Edited by Snark Week - 8/4/2023, 09:48 AM
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 8/3/2023, 10:39 PM) 
    Something in her current video that no one has mentioned yet...was it known that her mother makes Jin call her "Mummy"??? And why??

    She's always called her mummy and writes "mum" on cards to her. I can't remember the exact reason but it's some inside joke that us plebs could never understand. I've always assumed it's from when she "lived in England" aka did a semester abroad since she still carried a bunch of English sayings with her years later (unsure if she still does it, I haven't been able to watch a full video since the Don Ditching).
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    QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 7/25/2023, 03:27 PM) 
    If "Jen ditched Don," then he's bounced back with amazing resiliency and was/is rewarded with a great life. What a study in overcoming abandonment, healing after a crisis, and quickly coming back better than ever - must be the laid-back, 420 in him.

    Jen, this was the best thing you ever did for Don! Look at him now! Living his best life, for sure! And he's not even publicly journaling how proud he is of himself for overcoming adversity because he's too busy living his new, better life to care about his old life. He's moved on spectacularly!

    Interestingly enough, I bet Don also feels much better about his body after having been "ditched by Jen."

    In fairness this is what men do, immediately get into another relationship whether they ended things or not. They rarely take time to heal. If his marriage is as great as it is portrayed on social media (which I take with a grain of salt) then he won the life lottery a second time, the first being born a nepo baby. I watched both of them for far too long to be giving Don any scrap of credit.
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    I am torn between thinking she and Jade will get back together within 2 weeks or she will have a brand new girlfriend already on tap.
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    QUOTE (hotnbothered @ 7/21/2023, 08:15 AM) 
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    Not that Big Al cares but….

    I thought I was in the wrong thread, Big Al is Amberlynn Reid :XD:
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    I think it would make me feel weird if she only showed up to ask for money for herself, like to push a personal GoFundMe. But she probably doesn't have a lot of time or energy to do a lot of videos in this stage of life and she has a large platform so I am cool with her using it for the greater good of a cause that is personally affecting her and have donated.
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    I will admit, in a moment of honesty, that Jen's holiday videos used to be my favorite. Both the prep and the day of. She was a whackadoo but I liked seeing what she would buy people. how she would wrap the gifts, the food she would make, what she was wearing, the people receiving the gifts. It's honestly what endeared me to keep watching her because she always seemed to love the holidays and she had so much time and money to prepare that it was above and beyond what I could ever do. It makes me sad that she doesn't realize that it's not the holidays she dislikes, it's the pressure of having to be a mom during the holidays so instead she does the bare minimum and pretends she doesn't like holidays. She is the absolute definition of bitter since she lost her one an one attention and it had to go to her kids and it has poisoned everything in her life.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 3/13/2023, 06:16 AM) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 13/3/2023, 07:48) 
    Her “fantasy job” when she was “younger” was to be a stylist for the American Girl catalogue and display windows.

    Since she never bothered to get a job because she wasn’t born to work, she played pretend at home instead.

    Now it all makes sense :snickering:

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    I will never get tired of seeing the Yellow Doll Room. It was a mysterious legend for so many years, and then suddenly the photos appeared. What a great day that was!

    Truly, I don't think I could have been more excited even if I saw actual photos of Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster.
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    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 3/3/2023, 09:08 AM) 
    This was supposed to go in last thread but got stuck in cyber world:

    I am wondering how much money she actually has or has available to waste. I wondered at the beginning of The Abandonment when she trekked out to Moab, Utah ONLY because she could not divorce herself from the Utah obsession she had why she didn't buy a small place out there? Now she has recently been asked why she doesn't buy an apt. in FL to be close to Disney. Of course she lies once again about that and gives some lame excuse. Aside from it being a good time for anyone to buy anything anywhere, I don't think she would qualify for a loan and she doesn't have enough $ to buy outright like she did with the flip. She has no qualified, consistent income and CAN'T buy another place.

    Try being honest for a change Jenny. IF you can, that is.

    Don't get it twisted, Jen made bank in that divorce. They got married at 22 and it's doubtful they had a prenup. They were married for almost 20 years and Don literally works in stocks and investments which means he not only had his salary, I am sure he had significant investments. He is also the CEO of his Nepo company so his salary couldn't be shabby and he is probably co-owner of the company. I am sure she got a large lump sum in addition to possible alimony (I don't know enough about that to say) and child support. Add to that her own family money that she inherited when her NYC grandparents passed. PLUS add on the money she is getting from patreon which is honestly more than I make in a month and I live alone and maintain my life fine. I'd also be willing to be that she has a credit score in the 800's because she used to have credit cards for everything and they had no reason to ever pay bills late. Jen doesn't have f**k you money but she can easily maintain her lifestyle and then some. She can buy whatever she wants whenever she wants it.
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