The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (SpecialTreat @ 10/26/2022, 08:19 AM) 
    So wanna take bets on where she is headed next? She said East for fall, but mostly all of the good fall foliage has already peaked. Truly a great planner, our jenbo.

    I think she mentioned she needed to be East for some particular event. Maybe in the most recent vlog or live? Not the nephew’s wedding, something where she would be arriving in RM4. Any endurance challenges or overpriced races we can find that this dub might have signed up for on the east coast? You guys are amazing sleuths, I’m sure we can find it before she gets the chance to smugly say “Surprise! I’m in _______.”

    I'm in upstate NY and leaves peaked two weekends ago, apple picking ends this week. I hope that means we are safe.
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    I love both kids in the princess experience! Donny has always loved wearing dresses and playing dress up, just like CC has, and he looks beyond thrilled. You can't force a kid to look that happy if they aren't. I don't love the idea of speculating on why he is dressed up, it feels uncomfortable. He's just a little boy who seems very happy in these pictures.
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    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 9/22/2022, 01:15 PM) 
    She’s not ready for the rude Canadians.

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    She's not even on the rude side. I am willing to start a GoFundMe to send her to Quebec City and watch her try to use her butchered french without having the Quebequois punt her back to Illinois.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 9/22/2022, 11:14 AM) 
    I want to congratulate our Canadian bakers for having our Jenny on your soil (sometime today I assume). she's yours now. no really. you're keeping her. enjoy :snickering:

    canada-canadian-flag

    If she complains about All Dressed chips I riot.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 9/14/2022, 08:49 AM) 
    If it’s archaic to say women should take some occasional dick whether they want it or not, it’s misogynistic and hypocritical to say that husbands need to “earn sex by being attractive, attentive and good in bed.”

    Sex in a marriage shouldn’t be transactional for either party. Ever.

    It's also very obvious for anyone who watched Jen's videos during her Golden Pampered Housewife Era that sex was transactional between her and Don. I think it's fine if that's how you want to work your relationship and they clearly did, until the kids happened.
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    I must have completely missed it, did Winnie lose the use of her back legs? She looks very happy in her little cart but I agree that it should be very short walks to build up her front leg strength.
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 9/7/2022, 12:09 PM) 
    To those that don't know if they should bother watching this long ass video. don't. Just wait til you get the recap from our lovely spy.



    she really REALLY should stop making videos. The camera work is horrid.

    Clear your damn phlegm throat

    gross, nobody wants to hear about your yeast filled snatch

    yeah, wash your sheets, you told us you hadn't showered in days, that means those sheets are filthy

    great, her two favorite tank tops that don't fit.
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    oh yes, someone has told her to try and be social on these trips. A therapist or maybe she is just copying travel youtubers
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    what in the bunion thumb is going on here
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    that bun LOL
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    oh joy next time we get smug, bathing and over indulging Jen
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    That striped Target tank is about to last longer than her marriage.
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 9/7/2022, 10:34 AM) 
    QUOTE (Hobo Babysitter Jen @ 7/9/2022, 16:16) 
    Not JenFending however, the Utah house wasn't just used by the family. It was used by the Raven Foundation too.

    I know they kept ski equipment in boxes in the closet but I don't think they left other clothes there.

    Anyway, between Christmas and Summer they would need different clothing purely for the temperature.

    I couldn't leave clothing in two separate houses, I have enough trouble knowing where clothes are in one house between two closets!!

    That’s what made it so odd. Her closet at the Utah house was FULL. I wonder if they didn’t let guests stay there- there would have been no room for them to hang their clothes.

    I wouldn't be surprised if Jen didn't allow them to use her room for the retreats.
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    QUOTE (BowlsByCommission @ 9/6/2022, 01:15 PM) 
    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 9/6/2022, 09:53 AM) 
    When Jenny mentioned "going down south" later in her road travels I pictured her going back east and then down south (the Carolinas, etc.) but just realized she means southern UTAH and maybe AZ. Robot freak. Never an original idea. How about New England in the Fall? Upstate NY also beautiful. She is SUCH a loser.

    NOOOOOOO! We don't need her in New England!!!! Let her stay *down south*.

    Seriously, we don't want her in Upstate NY either! The second she complained about Wegmans I would have to prepare my pitchfork.
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    QUOTE (JackIcedCoffee @ 8/28/2022, 05:34 PM) 
    $10 cereal is offensive. Idk how influencers promote Magic Spoon w/ that price tag.

    Currently eating frosted flakes with marshmallows like the adult that I am that was $4 for a box. And it tastes like heaven.
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    QUOTE (FelineDevine @ 8/25/2022, 11:56 PM) 
    Someone mentioned on her most recent TikTok that they saw face lipo scars. Did anyone else see them or think she had that done? I don't think so but then again it's hard to say because of how many different filters she uses.

    She had her chin done a long, long time ago. I remember her videos about it.
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    QUOTE (Hunchback of Glenview @ 8/16/2022, 07:10 AM) 
    QUOTE (KayTee @ 8/16/2022, 01:06 PM) 
    Maybe Jen had Hand Foot and Mouth when she thought she has Covid!

    Nah…what am I thinking? She doesn’t get close enough to the kids to catch anything.

    I had the same thought, often in adults it's just a fever, not the ulcers on the hands and feet and in your mouth. But if it was, shame on her doctor for giving her an antibiotic, and shame on her for not saying "My children have Coxsackie and now I have a fever". But she'll complain about how the scientists need to make better Covid tests. ARRGGHHHH

    I had Hand, Foot and Mouth a couple of years ago. As a single cat lady I still have no idea where I got it. But I had the full on blisters in my throat and all over my hands and feet. I cried so much because my hands hurt so badly with any pressure on them that I would soak them in a bowl of ice water. I couldn't even turn the key to get into my house because of how painful they were. I just got over covid last week and I will take it a million times over getting HFM just ONCE more.
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    QUOTE (DivorcewithWonder @ 8/5/2022, 06:52 PM) 
    I am at the stage of life where I'd rather save up for something that is of value that I can pass along to my kids. I don't want to waste my money buying little pieces of junk that will tarnish after a few wears and go out of style.

    Same, minus the kids. I just want it for myself. With the amount of money she likes to throw around she should be dripping with David Yurman at the very least but instead she is peddling what looks like LOFT Outlet clearance rack jewelry.
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    QUOTE (LilBit @ 8/4/2022, 12:01 PM) 
    Could anyone please let me know if Ana Louisa is an MLM as well?

    I just looked at their website and it doesn't look to be.

    An MLM, also known as "direct sales", uses people to sell their product to you, usually from home or at parties. If you can go into a store or can buy directly from a website where they don't ALSO have those individual at-home sellers, it's not an MLM. They can have some really good products, like Rodan and Fields, but their selling tactic is morally questionable because it usually costs the seller money in the long run which is what makes them terrible.
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    QUOTE (Mariahpiper @ 8/3/2022, 10:25 PM) 
    Is it just me or does she not seem at all excited over these pieces she’s trying to sell? They’re even cheaper and tackier looking then S&D. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    I think she is is upset that S&D isn't paying out what it used to so she is forced to leave and probably doesn't want to. She loved the fanfare of it, the big trips and parties and being able to show off her luxury items bought with her "commissions" (aka money she made from her downline). If she had invested that all instead she would probably be set up nicely to not have to worry about being an additional income but that's not the MLM way.
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