The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by WhereDoesDaddySleep

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    In the second one, the yurt you see in the backyard is a separate airbnb. I hope it was occupied while Jen was there :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

    I don't understand her airbnb obsession. They're overpriced and quality is all over the map.

    QUOTE (Yetta @ 4/10/2024, 08:40 AM) 
    She WAS awarded maintenance for 7.5 years.

    Yeah, where are these "she doesn't get alimony" arguments coming from. It's not optional in IL.
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    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 4/7/2024, 09:06 PM) 
    it's still so weird that the rosses didn't help jen out while smd was in space. you know she would have been gloating about seeing suze and poops if they'd have met up.

    In hindsight, I kind of wonder if they did, and Jen hid it or refused.

    If you go back to the December live, which was right after she returned from her needless last-minute trip to move the rumpus vehicle, she made multiple mentions of the ex-fam jam. Like, they did an appetizer party for NYE.

    It’s as if she had been thinking of them again, and not in her bitter ex-wife frame of mind. Almost like Don’s crisis made her feel included again, if only briefly.
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    QUOTE (HampTens @ 4/7/2024, 04:07 PM) 
    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 7/4/2024, 21:50) 
    When did Tens and Don take the kids to Nickelodeon Riviera Maya in Mexico? Was it before or after their first cruise with Jen?

    I could see her wanting to one up that.

    The D and T Mexico trip was spring break 2023.

    I think the D and T Disney trip was around August 2022, and the first Jen cruise was around Halloween of 2022 on the Wish.

    Yes! That’s when T had a Mickey manicure.

    Does anyone remember when she booked the first cruise? Because mid-August 2022 was when Jen said the kids “do better at home”, as she was preparing for them to return from two weeks of traveling with Don.

    Funny how quickly she changed her tune.
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    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 4/6/2024, 08:58 AM) 
    Didn't she admit to her secret birthday cruise eventually? In a live or something?

    Yeah, back in December during her live. That's why she's so brazen about announcing having a higher status than the kids. She doesn't have to lie anymore! What a weight off her shoulders!

    #entry463902878
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    You too can look like Jen in four easy steps!

    Sit for hours at the airport.
    Sit for hours on the plane.
    Sit for hours in your rumpus vehicle.
    Keep a croissant handy in case your blood sugar drops on a two-hour hike.
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    QUOTE (Millennium Falcom @ 4/2/2024, 07:45 PM) 
    Surely eventually one of these stupid endurance challenges will break her right?

    :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon
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    The Les Mis call back! Remember in Utah when they were all going to go and then only Don and someone else (Poopsie?) went? :happy:

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    Does anyone recall which vlog this was from?
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    Also, a very important side quest: ten years ago today, Don launched DisorganizedDon.
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    Such a pretentious twat.
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    I gif'd Jen's print version of Instagram. It's a chonky one, like Jen.
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    eta Donny's shirt looks too big.



    Edited by WhereDoesDaddySleep - 4/2/2024, 09:30 AM
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    QUOTE (That Man @ 4/2/2024, 08:53 AM) 
    She had a glow and elegance about her and was much more of a natural beauty

    Hard disagree.

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    Jen was cute because she was in her 20s. Everyone is cute in their 20s.
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    QUOTE (campjulie @ 4/1/2024, 09:01 PM) 
    Imagine having so little in your life that you print out your Instagram stories and staple them into a notebook that will ultimately end up in the trash.

    She really literally printed out her IG stories :5153:

    You know how Jen’s always like, I don’t show you everything! This is yet more evidence that she shows us every dumb thing.

    Hey Jen, maybe you’d have a richer life if you didn’t run away every time you’re faced with the reality of the divorce you supposedly wanted.
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    Fortunately Jen's about to leave on another vacation. And we all know calories don't count on vacation :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico
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    Don looks like a huge weight has been lifted off his shoulders. Like, 180lbs.
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    Daaaaaaaamn Don. What a return.

    Unrelated - weight just melts off when you stop drinking, ya know?
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    Imagine swinging on a Disney cruise :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
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