The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by WhereDoesDaddySleep

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    QUOTE (Gossiping @ 3/8/2024, 08:06 AM) 
    Did we ever work out what the poop / fan was?

    No :(
    Here's exactly what she said:
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    “The past 5, 6 weeks of my life have been really really tough...Some things in my personal life that I don't feel comfortable sharing...maybe I will at some point in the future...

    “There were really two main personal <searches for word> blows that came in the last six weeks or so…

    “It just so happened that I took a big step back from sharing so much of my private life with you right before the poop hit the fan. But, I did suffer kind of a big loss, uh, like a couple weeks before that-that change happened."

    I was looking at one of PDQ's first fines and realized the dates Finra examined could fit into the timeline - but reading what she said again, I'm like, hmmm maybe not.

    The problem is, Jen is an idiot who doesn't know what she's talking about, who's only capable of emotional reactions. You can't take anything she says at face vaue. At this point, I doubt she remembers what The Poop was. So I don't think we'll ever know.
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    QUOTE (blondeambition @ 3/7/2024, 12:49 PM) 
    Was this from the 'poop hit the fan' timeframe? I thought we had a thread on that, but can't seem to find it at the moment to confirm the timeline.

    Here's the poop thread: https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=59180162

    Here's a timeline excerpt:
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    Early 2014: “the poop hits the fan” ("Trip Recap: The Phoenician, Arizona"), largely believed to be related to HFT.
    “Personal losses” = Jen + her acupuncturist’s belief that fertilized eggs didn’t implant, perhaps. ("I'm Pregnant!").

    Whatever financial issues they might have been facing are over.
    March
    7-9: Couple's trip to AZ ("Trip Recap: The Phoenician")
    30-2: Solo trip to Miravel ("Miraval (Travel Vlog / March 30 - April 2, 2014)")

    Apr 9: Don surprises her with a LV Speedy when she gets home from acupuncture

    The trip with Dear Friend Suze was late 2015, when she was pregnant with Charlotte.

    Super random: it appears Coda is going to be acquired. BrokerCheck still lists Apex as the owner so the deal must not have closed yet.
    https://www.tradersmagazine.com/xtra/coda-...lobal-holdings/
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    Let's see how YouTube reacts to a new Jen Ross video, considering THIS was just over two months ago :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi

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    Does her ego get popped this video or should we look for that in a future installment?
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    Honorary bakers <3

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    The kids know the stuffies are for her, not them. ("Do you want it?")
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    QUOTE (Friendlikejen @ 3/5/2024, 08:00 PM) 
    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 3/5/2024, 07:29 PM) 
    Let's not forget protein powder for infants

    Can you give more info on this, a video or something? I don’t remember it

    It was on IG stories. I don't think anyone saved them: #entry445891910

    (This comment still makes me lol.)

    There was also the time when SHE was vegan and gave baby Donny oat milk with a scoop of vitamin powder or something. It was her DITL with a 12mo vlog, sadly no longer available. Same video as this classic:

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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 3/5/2024, 11:14 AM) 
    Also, praying those kids don’t trip / crash while cruising in their high schooler upsized crocs on this trip.👟

    Oh man, this gives me the heebie jeebies. Was just reading this (old) article about Rebecca Coriam: https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2011/nov/11...iam-lost-at-sea
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    Jen will eat 90% of that.
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    Stanky hair legit keeps me from sleeping. If you're not keeping up with hygiene, your pillowcase smells, your sheets smell, your clothes smell :sick:

    She needs to start hoarding cats so she can take her nose blindness to the next level.
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    QUOTE (worldsokayestmom @ 3/4/2024, 01:51 AM) 
    sorry for an abundance of #GrossJenGIFs but WHYYYYYYY does she ALWAYS have to do this toothless mouth/pressed lips/underbite/CHIN move??!? ewwww

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    So the fact that she had to crane her neck as she hung them didn’t tip her off that they were too high? :hearty-laugh:

    This gif also highlights the disgustingness of her hair. She needs to shave it all off and start over. Blech.

    Even the girl from The Ring has cleaner hair than Jen.
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    QUOTE (Just_Peopleing @ 3/4/2024, 06:06 AM) 
    https://insanony.com/

    Is my go to insta viewer. It’s been down for a few days.

    Anyone know the new address or have another site they can recommend?

    Thanks!

    https://insacret.com/profile/_withwonder_

    Same site with a different url.
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    I realize this is last week's news, but I would like to take a moment to revel in the fact that Jen advertised to her Patrons that she was looking to trade picture-taking in Magic Kingdom and at yoga and had NO TAKERS. She had to ask randos.

    Love that for her.
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 3/3/2024, 01:13 AM) 
    Bins of empty binders go onto a shelf, shelf of empty binders.

    WHY ARE WE HANGING ONTO EMPTY BINDERS, JEN?

    She says she has the pictures and the journals. The whole point of these things is to do them in real time. Regardless, years later, empty.

    All the talking about other places that shelf could go. Why are you justifying a stupid shelf? Nobody cares about how you are allowed to move the shelf or paint it or whatever.

    She overcomplicates literally EVERYTHING.

    This is how you know she's not in real therapy - she's obviously never been challenged on stuff like this. And she needs it dearly.
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    So cozy, so romantic.

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    She's never getting laid again.
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 3/1/2024, 02:58 PM) 
    I notice that "nurture" never makes the cut. It was her word of the year when CC was born. Why no retrospective board, word talisman, bracelet or mug for that, Jen?

    I vaguely remember her saying that she discovered OLW like, mid-year or something. So in her pea brain it doesn't count.

    I'm sure it's just a coincidence that it was also the year she was first expected to assume adult responsibilities and think about someone besides herself. Purely coincidence! Nothing to see here folks :blink:
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