The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by WhereDoesDaddySleep

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    She has a hoard of travel activities for the kids in one of her bins. Did she show that in the closet reorg?

    She says the backpack full of surprises was really really helpful ages 3-5.

    OK why is she still doing it? :5153:

    She has a cruising bin, including cruise-specific pajamas and purses (ETA and jewelry! Except it's not in its boxes and she doesn't know where it is. OrganizedLikeJen.)

    This video is amazing.
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    She packs motion sickness medication for the kids (both drowsy and non-drowsy).

    They don't suffer from motion sickness. They've never used it.
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    Tea is ready. OMG she turned the lights on!

    "this year I bought myself a new bathing suit" didn't she buy a new bathing suit last year? that there's no way she still fits in?

    comments that she bought new t-shirts and shorts for the kids because they've grown. You don't say :rolleyes:

    Oh, and she explains b-roll again.

    This is all the NEW stuff she packed for them :jaw-drop-smiley-emoticon:

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    I gif'd Jen whining about her time.

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    I'm so excited



    eta something is absolutely wrong with her camera. She needs to have the settings checked by someone who knows what they're doing.
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    Charlotte started walking at 22 months. Jen admitted it in this video (@8:04).

    She also did this thing with Donny where she attributed his grumpiness to teething, when in hindsight it was very clearly the acid reflux she was refusing to medicate him for. Like, in her DITL with a 3mo she's convinced herself that he might be teething. Jump forward to when he's nearly 7mo, still no visible teeth :hearty-laugh:

    I loooooooove her milestone rants. She was obsessed! And now she's transferred that fixation onto running stats.


    (Oh, and the vlog where Don assumes he's not wanted in the picture with Mickey is sadly no longer available.)
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/26/2024, 12:26 PM) 
    QUOTE (Mysterygal @ 3/25/2024, 12:40 AM) 
    that wonky ass eyebrow

    So, I’m not on the deep fake video train. I think it was an authentic video. But I’m baffled by that eyebrow. Like, it looks like it’s stuck in a raised position. Does anybody know what would cause that?

    It could be a side effect of botox. Botox is weird. It doesn't just "activate" right away, and muscles can react unpredictably.

    If she hadn't been keeping up (understandable, considering surgery + a cancer diagnosis) and decided to top up just before filming the video, it could have not yet been in its final state, pulling her eyebrow up. IIRC you're recommended to do it a couple weeks before an event, for this reason.

    I also kind of wonder if it's a tic. Like she holds tension in her forehead and people just haven't had an opportunity to notice before this.

    (I did botox for a year for forehead tension and this is making me want it again =) )
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    QUOTE (RossManor2.0 @ 3/26/2024, 02:49 PM) 
    Gene hasn’t been a beast on the Peloton in a while, her “strive scores” are high because her heart rate soars, but if you look at her actual output (the combo of resistance and cadence, for non-Peloton users) lately it’s not good. She’s either in pain (either hip or bunions) or her “taking it easy” has pushed her way back—like a lot of things in her life, it kinda seems like she’s going through the motions when it comes to her workouts. Pair that with her horrible carb and sugar laden diet and that’s why she looks the way she does in those swimsuit pics.

    This is really interesting, because bakers have noticed (more than once over the past couple of years) how high her heart rate is during exercise. Your heart rate should go down as your conditioning improves. That's, like, the whole point of exercise.

    IDK if I were her, I'd be concerned. But then again, nothing bad ever happens to Mrs. Jennifer Ross.

    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 3/26/2024, 04:47 PM) 
    The whole sit on my butt to the airport, sit on my butt in the car for 8 hours, have some snacks while driving, is what changed her. The 2 hour hikes are great, but they are 2 hours in a 15 hour sitting and bathtub soaking day. Combined with the same snacks she used to eat when she was 20, and the same gross babydoll dresses she wore when she was 20.

    I hadn't thought of it this way, but you're exactly right. She is probably more sedentary now than she was pre-divorce. The irony! But I guess that's what happens when you buy a personality at REI instead of building an outdoors-oriented life.

    What a poser.
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    She definitely thinks her hair looks like the model's.
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    Looking at the dress again, the never-ending expanse of white fabric makes her legs look smaller in comparison.
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    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 3/25/2024, 11:46 AM) 
    Also, in the rewatch she is so disorganized? Who ever told her she was organized? She is always last minute about everything and has the worst time management. This must be one of those lies THAT MAN told her like how he told her she was pretty.

    Yeah, in hindsight, Don might've been the organized one. He planned their vacations. He mapped out his menu for Christmas dinner on his office white board. He kept his belongings in order and was able to quickly remove it all when he left.
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 3/25/2024, 10:37 AM) 
    She looked practically skinny in this thumbnail. Amazing what 7 months, a fraughtsgiving and keeping the chicklets from spaceman Don will do.

    I was going to say - this thumbnail is even more hilarious now that we've seen her thighs.

    She never edits photos you guys!

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    ETA this was also the video where she farted in the intro :hearty-laugh:

    Edited by WhereDoesDaddySleep - 3/25/2024, 11:23 AM
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    Kensington Palace when asked if the video of Kate's announcement was faked:

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    lol the team that so seriously botched photoshop is not capable of producing a deep fake.

    (Unless that was the point? To throw us off their trail?)
    (I'm kidding. I don't think Kensington Palace knows what deep fakes are.)
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