The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by WhereDoesDaddySleep

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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 3/23/2024, 12:32 PM) 
    :smoking-smiley-face:



    Not for Jen!

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    But also that reviewer needs to get their eyes checked. The jeans are shown with room in the crotch in litch-rally
    every
    single
    product image.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 3/23/2024, 08:38 AM) 
    I haven’t watched yet, just following here…what is the brand? I like swim shorts and those are cute!

    Here ya go: https://www.carvedesigns.com/collections/s...enzo-short-azul
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    Looking at reviews for those jeans (the mid-rise cut):
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    A 31” waist is a size 12. Another reviewer called them “generously sized”. Yeah, I’d say so.

    The brand also sells swim shorts. My SiL has worn a similar style for years and always looks so cute and comfortable.
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    The cut of the leg is flattering. Of course, Jen would order a couple sizes too small so “flattering” would be a moot point.
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    Now that we know...I can't believe they blamed the photo manipulation on her.

    Also wild that they stuffed her into a car (possibly headed towards a cancer appointment, of all things) with William knowing there would be photographers waiting outside Windsor. His leaving would've been an ideal distraction from her leaving for her own appointment.

    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (ID**’tEatSugar @ 3/21/2024, 01:22 PM) 
    Back to the getting up early thing...

    I don't have Tik Tok but I watch a lot of TT compliation videos on You Tube. Why is getting up at 5 am such a thing? Like why is that the magic time?

    Anyway it kind of reminds me of Jen back then with the getting up early superiority.

    People are always looking for the quick fix. They think if they can just *wake up earlier* the rest will fall in place.

    It's delulu like Jen.
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    I did some tag analysis and they're almost definitely a 6.

    Dear Jen: boyfriend jeans are supposed to be easy fit. Just because you can squeeze dem thighs into over-elasticized size 6 jeans does not make you a size 6.

    She kept exclaiming how well the waist fit, meanwhile her cooch is gasping for air. She's going to give herself yet another yeast infection wearing those.

    This is why you size up and have the waist taken in.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/22/2024, 03:39 PM) 
    Their size chart. Are we to believe she has a 27 to 28 inch waist?

    I think I'm the same height as her (5'4"?) and also pear shaped. There's just...no way :hearty-laugh:
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    Left: Swim Leggings Jen in 2019, when she accidentally showed the size 10-12 tag

    Right: Uncaged Except by Perimenopause Jen

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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 3/22/2024, 01:00 PM) 
    Does anyone have the pic of the flutter sleeve in Utah during the massaged kale salad days of 2020?

    The revenge bathing suit!

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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 3/22/2024, 12:09 PM) 
    We saw her fasten them, and they weren’t loose. It’s like she thinks if they aren’t fitting her like a sausage casing they are too big.

    And she wonders why she doesn't have any pants that are comfortable and she feels confident in :rolleyes:
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    I'm gobsmacked with all that working out, she's gained this much weight. She really is eating a ton.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 3/22/2024, 06:31 AM) 
    Interesting to see a different perspective of RunDisney. To be honest it almost looks too busy to run? In that video there are huge bottle necks where people running were getting stuck and forced to slow down. There are a lot of walkers.

    In other words - RunDisney is a bit of fun. Something to do with friends or family, maybe annually if you can afford it, that can be a bit of a challenge or just for a laugh.

    It's not a full time occupation :lol:

    Wow, you weren't kidding. 5:29 you'd think she was walking in a parade, with the marching band and the crush of people. Jen has never accounted for this in her race recaps. She must be walking a lot more than she admits.

    Also, I liked how Karen incorporated texts from F&F:

    Jill would never.

    And this comment on the video:

    Something that will never ever ever be said to Jen, no matter the number of races she "runs" :snickering:
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    Jen doesn’t care about pace just like she didn’t care about her kids’ milestones :sleazy_smiley_emoticon:

    QUOTE (Just_Peopleing @ 3/22/2024, 04:52 AM) 
    She is a friend of LRJ and BBB but not as annoying (in my opinion).

    Funny how BBB has all these Disney friends. But not Jen!
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 3/20/2024, 08:57 PM) 
    Maybe that’s what she meant- but even then she “ran” springtime surprise and a ten miler.

    Black and white thinking, that is Jen. She’s really stretching her pea brain to the max with her differentiation of “shuffling” and “wogging”. Such athlete.

    I think it’s fair to say she’s never ran any half marathon.
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    These screenshots are killing me :hearty-laugh:

    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 3/20/2024, 10:47 AM) 
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 3/20/2024, 08:45 AM) 
    LOL! Then she promptly unlisted it.

    Well, I guess I get a PD today. 😂😂😂

    Thanks, WDDS!

    Hey girl, you earned it.

    Go buy yourself a Louis Vuitton wallet.
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