The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by FakingIt_MakingIt

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    Once again darliar is full of absolute shit. If Pat was as bad as Darlene claims she would be in the locked dementia wing, unable to participate in freaking mini golf!

    Nothing Darlene says is the truth and I absolutely love that the truth is posted for everyone to see.
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    QUOTE (Onbreak @ 5/8/2023, 03:15) 
    Just the two of them at home now? Is her budget like $14.35 a week now.

    More like 145$. The budget kept going up in her last hauls. Which, makes sense, they’re both working and have nobody at home. But I did find it interesting she was so strict with the budget before.
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    QUOTE (Sebs @ 25/7/2023, 18:06) 
    It was Don’s fault that she hated her body!

    He literally called it a wonderland, wrote multiple poems about how much he adored her ample rack. But yeah, totally dons fault Jen hates herself.
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    I don’t buy for a second that she only has a “family friend” help 2 days a week and does all of her computer work on the days it’s just her and baby home. I have a 15 month old. From about month 3 onward there was no way I could spend a day at the computer. A few hours during naps, sure. But not a days work!
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    QUOTE (Marie1993 @ 20/7/2023, 00:00) 
    I don’t know where to start. Why isn’t Josh helping her. The baby has already been up and down for a nap and he is still sleeping!!!
    And she leaned those dirty chairs on the clean white table cloths and sprayed them with cleaner with the table cloths right there! Why not clean them away from the table. And all that money on that huge house and she doesn’t have decent patio furniture. I haven’t even made it to the food part yet!

    I’m so confused about the baby situation lol. She says it’s 1030 and they’re heading to the pool. That’s after the babies nap and her tent mess and garden harvesting…. All of that took place during his nap. So he must have slept at least an hour? So down for a nap no later than 930. What time is he getting up? But then later she says he naps 2-3 hours once a day….

    I’m so lost haha. I think josh had the baby the whole morning and she just gave the nap story to make it sound like she takes care of him.
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 26/6/2023, 04:48) 
    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 26/6/2023, 04:15) 
    omfg💀 I was trying to find the bunions pics I've posted but came across this post from the ColdOne calling them her goat hooves!! ffs, I am howling with laughter
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    Even her sock is like “where the F am I supposed to be?!”

    I honestly don’t know how she runs/bikes/trains/does anything on those feet. My mil has bunions that look like Jens, she’s freaking crippled by them and is actually having surgery on both feet in a couple of weeks. She waited so long because she literally couldn’t afford the 8 weeks of healing time off work before.

    Jen must have some serious determination.
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    Strawberries are SO easy and so rewarding to grow. She’s all but killed the plants that were left for her. She’ll be lucky to get a harvest at all, especially removing the bird/bunny wire.
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    Her husband got to the house first, he face timed her a tour and she questions why he didn’t show her the closet haha.
    I would hope they’re living there for a serious discount. It’s definitely not where I would want to live with two little kids but I bet Jessica is there “working” every day and dumping Olivia upstairs to play with her cousin.
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    My 8 year old niece loved the water table last weekend, because she was playing in it with her 14 month old cousin. The 8 year old wouldn’t be caught dead playing with one at home lol.

    Jen is so delusional. I’m so glad the kids have age appropriate fun at their real home.
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    Thanks for sharing those!! I’m so glad Andrew is thriving there and I hope Darlene feels like trash she is every time she sees them. It breaks my heart how wasted andrews potential was because Darlene couldn’t cope.
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    It freaking kills me that she didn’t have the common sense to realize sugar and butter over a flame would be a disaster.
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    QUOTE (Ruby Tinted Chix @ 6/6/2023, 05:14) 
    QUOTE (KittyB.Glitterfur @ 6/6/2023, 04:43) 
    No more grocery store trips will just result in more fast food consumption. I doubt she's making cauliflower rice, 'keto' ice cream, or flavored seltzers from scratch.

    She couldn’t even last 36 hours in the pig house without fast food.

    That’s exactly what I was thinking. She could even last a couple of days without multiple instant cart orders.
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    RIP sweet Winnie.

    I cry more just thinking about the eventual passing of my currently healthy dog. Jens a freak.
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    QUOTE (sure_sure_sure @ 21/5/2023, 03:51) 
    QUOTE (CuriousJ @ 21/5/2023, 03:28) 
    Pics of Renee and (blurry faced) baby at the nursery, Becky, or it didn't happen!

    lolol looks like it really did and look what shirt we wore for this outing....🙄😒

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11630502/...2_Instagram.jpg)(IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11630502/...2_Instagram.jpg)lol

    That stroller handle is facing Renee. Becks isn’t even pushing her own child’s stroller around.
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    The fact that the bearded one is clearly a functional and productive member of society is a freaking miracle. Sadly I don’t think the younger kids will fair as well.
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