The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    QUOTE (Shesaidwhat @ 1/12/2023, 14:16) 
    Misery loves company.

    Insufferable couple.

    Both are fat, ugly and cantankerous.
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 28/11/2023, 22:54) 
    It's really terribly pathetic. Your children are the joy Jen! You shut them out, sit behind them, have engineered life for you have them the minimal amount possible. You spend (relatively for your means) a token amount on them. They are such an inconvenience to you your face never lights up genuinely for them. It's horrible. You've had enough therapy and enough introspection to know you have no friends and family are slipping away. Your life is swirling down the pan and for what? A treadmill in a basement? An overpriced stuffy in a car you sleep in alone? A balding head in an ugly lycra sausage suit? What will people stand up and say about you Jen at your funeral? "She sure loved that treadmill and she really loved a cake". "CC and Don Jnr cannot be here today" There's nothing else to sum up this life.

    No one will say a damn thing, bc no one will be there.
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    Lol imagine being fuck ugly as Jen and having a kid that cute….with a thick head of hair!

    CC will really enjoy toying with mommy once she’s a little older. It’s looking like a fun time coming up for JIM.
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    QUOTE (Splurgysplurge @ 27/11/2023, 22:42) 
    The more I think about this the more I don't think this has anything to do with vodka or thanksgiving hosting ... She is pissed off, she is in the I am so pissed off at life phase of the moon cycle or whatever

    She is pissed at everyone. Her people, her former people, her size, Don winning and embarrassing her at her own game, anyone who is happy and hasn't destroyed their lives yet, her past, her future, her children, mold, plant based interludes, ally edwards, new wives with good hair, bunions, hip joints

    And I think she is going to blow

    She is teetering on the edge

    Kaboom is coming

    What that will look like, not sure but this THIS is not normal behavior let's be honest. No one goes on social media and talks that way about "their people" without being in the edge

    She’s one sick fatass, that’s for sure.
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    Oh Cc… good for you that you look like daddy Donna. Big dodge there. Looks like poor Daaaaawny got the brunt of the Boyles genes.
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 27/11/2023, 02:57) 
    Walking around my house out of breath would be very concerning to me. She's had big health problems this year and needs to focus on improving it. Not baking for everyone, pretending to be a martyr, stressing over things that don't matter, etc.

    Things that don’t matter are all that matter when you’re in a loveless marriage, have a mediocre job and never got help for your issues not having kids.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 27/11/2023, 00:55) 
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    She may not drink, but she clearly finds plenty to eat.
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    I’m getting “The Whale” vibes.
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    Just watched. Seek help, freak bitch idiot.
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    QUOTE (Oatley @ 25/11/2023, 15:22) 
    QUOTE (FakingIt_MakingIt @ 25/11/2023, 07:12) 
    Omg. That was the best Jen video I’ve seen since her olden days. That was basically a parking lot confessional in her dining room.

    What a nut job. If she could have unloaded the Boyles and kept the Ross family in the divorce she would 100% be her happy hosting self. She hates her family SO much!

    But she stopped hosting the Rosses too since 2015. She hated it so much that she had to host while 8 months preggo that she completely blamed Ross family forever for not offering to take the hosting duty off of her hand.

    I’m three weeks out from delivery, and I didn’t host, and no one got Butt hurt or
    Was anything other than understanding.
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    Why agree to host if you’re going to half ass it and shitquote in the run up to the event?

    Jen, you’re trash.
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    QUOTE (QuePasa @ 22/11/2023, 21:16) 
    I don’t mind eating leftovers the day after Thanksgiving, but she makes people eat leftovers on Thanksgiving. And she’s all worked up about what to do about crescent rolls. Just give your parents a can and let them make them. I think even with Covid they can handle that. Why is this so important. She freaks out about such minimal things.

    Again, bc she’s never had to think of anyone but herself.
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    Her dads a fat fuck, and her mom is thick but not fat.
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 22/11/2023, 02:47) 
    She's more upset about the parents having Covid than she lets on because immediately after there was a "I have a 20 pound turkey" comment. No mention of any of her siblings or the church kids coming.

    There isn’t a doubt in my mind that she’ll make quick work of that bird, one leftover sammich at a time.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 19/11/2023, 15:37) 
    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 11/19/2023, 08:03 AM) 
    She’s trying to convince herself that the reason we call her out on her shit is because we hate our own lives.

    What she doesn't understand is she's way off base. This is like Netflix for us but we don't have to pay for it.

    We didn't blow up our lives, Jennifer. We're good.

    YUP. And it’s not bc the patriarchy has me caged-I’m just happy. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
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