The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Suzanne’sBiggestFan

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    Tens’ house is blue and yellow.

    It’s not all that. But it’s better than Jen’s bc, well, low bar.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 18/11/2023, 03:49) 
    She can barely catch her breath just walking around the house but bizzzy making cheesecake and cookies tonight - CRITICAL!! This, following whining about the inconvenience of a dead car battery. Evidently Kristin is the only human who has ever had this problem. The nonsense she focuses on….

    I mean absolutely no offense to anyone here, childless by choice or not, but it’s bc she never has had to think of anyone but herself. Ever.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 11/17/2023, 07:12 PM) 
    Why do her boobs look so saggy??
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    Ummm, because she carried TWO babies to term AND nursed them the WHO recommended year.

    Duh!
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    Must have been flattened by the bike seat.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 11/16/2023, 11:13 PM) 
    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 11/16/2023, 04:04 PM) 
    Another example of Jen being a bitch to CC. This one broke my heart. "May I join you?" (she seems so tentative---aw). "Sure- I mean, I'm going to be chopping."

    loveosloveisloveislove-sure, Jan. 18 minute mark.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2vPUeX_6Kg

    Charlotte's bottom lip! I just wanna reach through the screen and hug that baby. 😭😭😭

    OMG, I wish I hadn't seen that. My little girl's latest thing is trash, which she says, "TASH!" She goes around identifying and throwing away trash....and sometimes it's trash, and sometimes it's not, but we clap and tell her how helpful she is and she just BEAMS. She glows from the inside out. Jen, it's not about whether you actually "need" the help or not. It's about giving your kid a sense of achievement and accomplishment from helping. Jesus. Motherhood is SO wasted on her fat ass.
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    Yeah. Her food sucks shit, and I wouldn’t touch it either.

    Team CC and Grinch Boy.
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    I bet baaaaaaab just loves that she’s broadcasting he got himself fired from his job.
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    QUOTE (poopette metis @ 11/16/2023, 07:54 PM) 
    Typical Krusty: buys a watch for Harper, but it's the one Krusty herself has been eyeing, she doesn't even like the strap, AND it won't fit Harper for a few years. She's so gross.

    Lol to her listing off the sMeLLs oF ItALy 😂 She's a clown. Are people really believing the bullshit she's spewing?!?

    Goyard not as ubiquitous as LV? I was in NYC in mid-October and every basic girl flagging down a cab had one. My friend brought me back a fake Goyard green card case from Vietnam (it's an inside joke). Not as ubiquitous 😂😂😂 Love the plastic on the handles. Luxury!

    I have a couple Goyard bags. You kind of just accept it for what it is, or you don't. She's a tool, no matter what she wears.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 11/16/2023, 07:51 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 16/11/2023, 18:51) 
    the wheelchair picture disturbs my soul. so creepy :1:

    It was a stroller! That's even more creepy. What 28 year refers to a wheelchair as a stroller?

    One that takes the scepter for pretties. That's who.
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    QUOTE (NefariousPeletonPatreon @ 11/16/2023, 05:25 PM) 
    QUOTE (SweetSmellOfSolitude @ 16/11/2023, 17:24) 
    My favorite thing here is CC hopping around saying "I'm going to hug Mickey" while rejecting Jen's hug. Suck it, egg donor.

    This is the best thing ever.

    That kid's had her number since day 1.

    She's giving Gypsy Rose Blanchard in those wheelchair pics.
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    Lot of smug nastiness for someone on white collar welfare, which she earned on her back, one scepter at a time.
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    It's been said here before, but I'll say it again. It costs nothing to be kind. And kids so desperately need encouragement, attention and validation from their parents. My little girl LIGHTS UP when I tell her she did something clever, or I clap for her, or I'm proud of her. It means everything to her, and her whole face lights up. Jen is missing out, and it's a tragedy.
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 13/11/2023, 21:59) 
    Paging Retsuko Meow2 your fries are ready

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    That’s an unfortunate ass looking bitch.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 11/13/2023, 06:02 PM) 
    I can't wait to hear about how she used to run around BREAKING herself for Thanksgiving in the past and then those same people turned their backs on her :( #massexodus

    The idea that she thought the Rosses would side with her....is....something else.

    Edited by LateKate - 13/11/2023, 12:27
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 11/13/2023, 05:42 PM) 
    The holiday season is hard for Jen, everyone. In case you weren't already aware.

    I think her life is hard. She made it that way. She could be at the upgraded RM3 if it weren't for her unbelievable selfishness and nastiness.
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