The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Cash Register Person

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    Imagine paying $5000 to walk up a hill single file.

    I’m sure the elevation is a challenge- I did the Manitou Incline in Colorado last month and it was tough. It’s the gondola ride back down, the breaks for snacks and lunch, and the option to nap in the middle of the event that makes me less impressed by this.

    When I did the incline I did it with my family and we also bonded with random strangers during the climb. That’s part of the fun. I’m sure Jen refused to interact with anyone besides the vlogging camera from the lady in front of her 🙄
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    Where is Jen right now? There is a big storm with tornado activity in the Chicago area right now.
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    The way CC talks to Jen is the same way Jen spoke to both children when they were babies. The same condescending tone and sarcastic remarks. I laughed so hard when CC said “do you not know what gummy bears are?”
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    The secrecy behind Halloween costumes is so weird. The kids are into Pokémon right now so it would be cute if Jen was one of the Trainers and the kids were their favorite Pokémon. Instead, Jen will wear that ugly pumpkin costume and I’m sure she will try to make Donny wear his pumpkin costume again. She will push the kids in the stroller for 15 minutes and call it a day.
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    I hate the pose she does with one of her feet pointed straight out to the side. I know she’s just trying to show off her athletic calves but it looks like this cringey pose I used to do as a kid because I thought it was quirky.
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    I really don’t understand how someone could look at the footage of Winnie and not question Jen’s choice to seek alternative treatment rather than pain medication or euthanasia. Nobody ever seems worried about her in the comments (other than obvious bakers in disguise) and it’s so bizarre to me.
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    Think about veterans
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    A bakery recently opened near me and their Instagram bio says “pastries baked with wonder”… #stonerlikejen reference? :smoking-smiley-face:
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    Jen’s treatment of Winnie is abhorrent. My dogs are young, but when they’re sick my husband and I get up with them as many times as they need, make sure they are comfortable, and take them to the vet immediately to seek treatment. I’m just heartbroken for poor Winnie.
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    That advent calendar is the 2020 edition :sick: and according to their website has over 700 calories. I bet Jen ate the entire thing in one day.
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    The PTO at my school made these “records” for teacher appreciation week and I laughed out loud when I saw how they wrote the “s” in “Ms”
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    The headline of her Patreon page kills me. Usually people Write something engaging and hers just says “WithWonder is creating videos.”
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 15/3/2022, 03:59) 
    Think Jen has a countdown ritual when she has the kids for 5 days?? I do.

    By now she’s barely hanging on.

    Tomorrow she’ll be packing her bags while they’re at school so as soon as she drops them Wednesday morning she can blast out of town.

    I bet the kids also have a countdown going. Two more sleeps until they get to go back to the fun house!
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    It’s so weird to me that she sets up her camera to record herself playing with the kids, especially since she is so disinterested in their game. Half of the fun of playing with kids is being extra dramatic and adding onto the game rather than ending it by saying “oh just take him home and let him rest.”
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    This comic made me think of Jen, especially after her “I think of you often” spiel in her video today

    Edit to fix the link

    https://imgur.com/a/2AauiZE

    Edited by Cash Register Person - 3/3/2022, 06:29 PM
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