I guess I'm vintage. LOL Hub and I haven't slept in the same room for most of our 35 yr. marriage. He snores horribly and I'm a light sleeper. Ugh! It has saved our marriage.

Any ex Olympians out there? My brother was a runner in high school while my niece and nephew were swimmers, I never ever saw them or heard them talk about having all this crap she thinks she says she needs pre or post a real competitive race.

Disney is a fun race you get a participation medal its not a race for first place. If people were they would be in Chicago, New York or Boston marathons.

Jen your body is screaming to stop the exercise and all those food types . She is obsessed and is just over acting on every level.

By the way the word in Florida is "HUMID" not moist. I am a born, raised long time resident of Florida no one ever says "Oh it was moist walking from my car to my front door. Hell NO we would say It is da** HUMID today or "I was so HOT I am soaking wet with sweat'. Northerners think they know Florida one or two weeks a year, Honey try 365/7/24 for 60 years dealing with this climate and hurricanes.

The last thing I'd want after rucking for 10 miles would be a croissant... It just sits in the stomach blegh. She so clearly exercises to eat whatever she wants and we see it on her body. SEE A THERAPIST!! SEE A DOCTOR!!

Yeap, leads me to believe she uses it as punishment. Each were so expensive but here they are in her bathroom, tell me you are hiding them without telling me you are hiding them.

Why do you have to run a bath for your 8-year-old at 6pm????
Every other parent in the world: Go get your butt in the shower.
Jen: I set up your laser light show, added 3 ice cubes to achieve your requested temperature, and set out the toys that you like. I'll be over here, sitting on your towel to warm it.

Good point, I guess growing up with wealth and privilege makes you oblivious to the fact that most people would try to prevent and avoid home repairs like ripping out carpet and drywall.

I had a smoke detector start beeping during a party, a team of partygoers formed to get out the ladder and fresh batteries 🤣. I can’t imagine having a house full of people and no one offered to help. That’s Vincent’s problem on Monday I guess 🤷‍♀️

When she put those jeans on, I was like, “My god, she actually has something on in the correct size!” But then, of course she thought they were too big so she’s going to order the size 4 (or a smaller size anyway). Like, I get that sometimes jeans stretch out over the course of a day, and that’s annoying, but she also said they were too big in the front. And they weren’t. We saw her fasten them, and they weren’t loose. It’s like she thinks if they aren’t fitting her like a sausage casing they are too big.

Not true. Her thighs are massive because she overeats. I train my legs fairly hard. I ride a Peloton. I have ridden a road bike for years. I trained to do a century ride, putting LOTS of miles on and lifting. My thighs are not huge. She has massively increased the amount of fat covering her leg muscles.

I first read that caption as "alone and dusted" which made me think "more like alone and dusty."