The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by TyphoidJennySuperspreader

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    Geez, I'm off of here for a week and come back and it's still all talk about her jeans and those stupid croissants she insists on carrying around. While she's out wallowing in her aloneness I'll be over here throwing a birthday party for my baby (he turned 11 today, but he's still my baby. Only child problems :XD: ). In about an hour my house will be invaded by boys for cake, ice cream, pizza, and I'm sure several rounds of Fortnite before I take him to track practice because he has the state qualifier meet this weekend. You know, normal parenting stuff, for people who are actually involved in their kids lives. See ya later Bakers, I've got to go unbox a Nerf birthday cake and wrangle with a helium tank.

    Jen, you still suck. :18:
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/24/2024, 05:33 PM) 
    Woof

    AM

    AM

    She looks like a deranged homeless person.
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    QUOTE (Jerejustreal @ 4/22/2024, 12:03 PM) 
    Just saying and not being disrespectful and not starting a problem here in the bakery but how does anyone know how anyone spoke in the last 90 years? My grandpa was a saint. I recently discovered, he was a thug a spent time in an industrial school until he joined the military. The shock and "boy, I grabbed my pearls" until I found more hilarious stories all over my family tree! Never say "my whoever never did anything", because, at least 1 did😯

    It reminds me of when I found out that my great-grandfather was the chief of police at the same time my husbands great-grandfather ran a brothel in the same small town. It's still a running joke in our families.
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    Damn, way to get all the way up behind her without her noticing. :happy:
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    QUOTE (Casual Cruelty @ 4/18/2024, 11:29 PM) 
    QUOTE (pinksims @ 18/4/2024, 20:37) 
    I find it mad that she goes to Disney so often and never buys a single thing for her two kids while she's there.

    This!!! I just went to Vegas for the weekend each of my kids wanted 5 souvenirs. What did I do, I got both of them 5 and me nothing. Why because I’m a 39 year old mom. Can’t imagine going to Disney and getting nothing for my babes she is demented 😡

    We went to Disney in February and my son came back with Legos, a Lego cup, keychains, dangly things to hang on his backpack, every pressed penny he could get his hands on, a t shirt, another t shirt at Gatorland, a football, and a stuffed animal. I always come back with a new Disney coffee cup, that's typically all I get. My husband got a t shirt. I bet her kids have no idea how often she's going to Disney without them.
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 4/18/2024, 09:09 PM) 
    QUOTE (TyphoidJennySuperspreader @ 4/18/2024, 12:43 PM) 
    A little off topic, but I just helped chaperone my son's class to the Kool Aid museum last Friday in the town where it was invented. It was a bit unnerving to find out that the guy who founded the museum is buried under the floor on the main level in front of the Kool Aid exhibit, literally right in the middle of the walkway. I didn't even realize what it was until we were walking over the top of it. It's still the talk of the 5th grade. :blink:



    Part of me really wishes she WOULD photoshop her hip down in those photos. It looks like a hip bunion.

    Wow! You are only about an hour from me. Didn't know there were any other prairie dwellers on this forum.

    Dare I ask exactly where? :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon: :celebrating-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (NoOneSpecial54 @ 4/18/2024, 04:51 PM) 
    Living in Orlando, you see these adult Disney freaks and just roll your eyes. Someone drank all of the Kool Aid.

    A little off topic, but I just helped chaperone my son's class to the Kool Aid museum last Friday in the town where it was invented. It was a bit unnerving to find out that the guy who founded the museum is buried under the floor on the main level in front of the Kool Aid exhibit, literally right in the middle of the walkway. I didn't even realize what it was until we were walking over the top of it. It's still the talk of the 5th grade. :blink:



    Part of me really wishes she WOULD photoshop her hip down in those photos. It looks like a hip bunion.

    Edited by TyphoidJennySuperspreader - 4/18/2024, 08:00 PM
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    QUOTE (bitchybetty @ 4/17/2024, 03:40 AM) 
    I did not catch the moldy English muffins but I do always notice that she over boils her eggs and the yolk turns green. It turns my stomach. I think when the yolk has that green tinge that the eggs taste like sulphur

    I just boil water, add the eggs, cook for 7 minutes, then turn the heat off with a lid on until they cool down. Perfect eggs every time.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 4/10/2024, 08:10 PM) 
    QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 10/4/2024, 19:25) 
    I just noticed the ring of dirt around her neck

    The look of a dirty ring around the neck can be a sign of diabetes or insulin resistance

    So can the hump on the back of her neck.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/10/2024, 08:13 PM) 
    The meditation and “sound journey” she did…

    www.airbnb.com/experiences/393279?...1c-a543941dd932

    Is this how you get sucked into a cult?
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    I have that "Dumb Ways to Die" jingle in my head.
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    PackingASnackToAttractABearAttackLikeJen
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    PayingForConciergeSoSheCanBingeAndPurgeLikeJen

    PayingForConciergeStillLooksLikeACrustyTurdLikeJen
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 4/5/2024, 09:32 PM) 
    Frightening.

    PM

    I guess money can't buy class. Or humility. Or Chapstick... :scared-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 4/4/2024, 08:29 PM) 
    what a major dork going thru all that for a piece of Jen ass

    barf

    Just goes to show that Don had to climb big mountains too.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/4/2024, 10:18 PM) 
    omg I laughed out loud. I was not expecting this :hearty-laugh:

    pic needs to live on the bakery forever

    zzzzzzzzzz

    I guess that's one way to attract bears.
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