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RosesAreRed,VioletsAreBlue,Here'sALessonJen-TheProblemIsYouLikeJen Pt. 446 - With Wonder - Jennifer Ross.
No need to announce the box of croissants you bought Jen.
Those of us who are not obsessed with food usually buy more than one without a second thought or a need to announce it. -
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I have never understood microwaving water
Like, there is a single purpose device that is made for exactly this purpose
So I am amazed Jen doesn’t own one
But of course she has to outdo everyone and have the entire tea maker -
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HappyBirthdayToWhoLikeJen
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Everything she does is calculated and manipulative but she thinks she is so clever and secretive. That shirt was intentional. She can name every place she wore everything ever. She knows it was the divorce shirt. -
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Is it me or have I never heard Jordy’s actual voice? He could give Jen Ross a run for her Don dollars with his baby voice. He even skips words lol
Also her ex husband, how do I say this nicely
Has a face only a mother could love
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.Guys I'm watching the last season of Queer Eye, and IMAGINE if the Fab Five visited Jen?? We need to make this happen
One person attacks the empty ballroom, one the terrible wardrobe, one the abysmal nutrition, one the hair and makeup situation... and one the psychological mountain of to dosSent via ForumFree Mobile
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I just wanna know did he work out the direction the fan was to go in
That was the most hysterical conversation I’ve ever read
Thank you for the laugh -
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I cannot believe we just witnessed her doing 47 hours of exercise in one day.
She thinks this is normal and admirable.
Jen if you had ANY definition or tone, heck even my 100lb self would be envious.
But just no. I am depressed on your behalf that you still look like that after all that. It’s not worth it. It’s just not. Just stop. Take the meds. Back away slowly from the peloton. -
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I’d say since “in utero” tbh -
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I don’t get her outfit. Why not wear a dress? Why is she wearing clogs to her party? I mean is she secretly a surgeon on call? Plain jeans and a sweater? She looks better on a random tuesday errands day. She is so backwards and weird. -
.If I didn't know her, I'd never guess she was 41 years old (as of tomorrow).
This works both ways.
See her online, she look twelve.
See her in person, she looks 62 (no offence to our fabulous (UnlikeJen) 62 year olds). -
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You can tell she hasn’t ever had a real job (I mean just ask her lol), but showing up looking how she does every day is a matter of pride and she clearly has none.
Get help Jen.
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.Okay, I’m barely four minutes in and I’m already baffled. She has plastic ornaments in a plastic bin. But she’s planning on moving them into another similarly sized plastic bin. Avoidance? Busy work? What a freaking waste of time!
Also, I was watching on 1.5x and shortly thought “Did I fail to change the speed? Why does she sound like she’s talking slow?” I checked, and sure enough it was at 1.5. How can she talks so slow and stay awake? I know I’m having a tough time…
I did the exact same. I usually watch her at 1.25. This one I thought, I’ll dial it up one to 1.5.
Then I thought I’d had changed it to normal by accident.
No.
She is just a sloth when she speaks. -
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But Jen Mickey is pointing to the junk-filled corner in the basement next to the other door… not to the gym. Is it just me? It’s … not the gym. He wants you to clean up the mess.
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