The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by JaneM

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    QUOTE (MakeTodayAGoodDay @ 21/11/2022, 21:07) 
    QUOTE (JaneM @ 11/15/2022, 10:46 PM) 
    Are “creators” paid if you click on the link without purchasing? She seemed to be pushing the click aspect.

    No but the link can stay in your cookies for as long as 30 days. For example, you clicked on her QVC link and didn't buy anything but went back two days later and did buy something, she could make money off that purchase.

    Thank you. She was really banging on about clicking so I thought there must be some kind of financial gain.
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    It would be easy to say that John is just too stupid to do basic math, but the truth is he is an inveterate liar and a shockingly bad one. The days of anywhere near 4.3 million views are long gone. With click bait they struggle to reach 50k.
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    QUOTE (Talullah @ 21/11/2022, 20:09) 
    Scene opens with Plus Size Moronda and average Sized Pervis entering a random expensive store to Christmas shop.

    Pervis: Remember we aren’t gonna go crazy.

    Falls on deaf ears cause she’s already grabbed a cart and left him in the dust.
    He finds her in the toy section putting a doll set in cart.

    Pervis: she already has those.
    Moronda: yes but these have blue eyes. Hers have brown.

    She picks out a pink swuishmallow.

    Pervis: We already got Jackie’s gift
    Moronda: This is for Winnie. I don’t want her to be sad.

    Pervis starts to use the app in his phone that keeps track of owed blow jobs.

    Moronda: I hope you got to the bank to take out three grand.
    Pervis: 3? I thought it was two?
    Moronda: yes but Skyler has a new Spanish girlfriend and I want her to think I’m cool.

    Pervis is tapping wildly on the BJ app

    Off to the decor aisle. Moronda clears the tree shelf.
    Pervis: What? Why? That’s 14 trees. And you already have two of the same.
    Moronda: I know right? They’re twin trees!!! Our house will scream Christmas!h Off look they have a pink hippo and grinch!

    She adds them to the cart.

    Pervis: ok. But I’m buying these two things

    Moronda: wait what are they?
    Pervis: Testicles.
    Moronda: put them back. You don’t need them.

    Total bill: $1.257

    Total blow jobs owed to date: 6.375

    Hand on heart, I thought this was a legit recap until the BJ app mention. You have captured them perfectly.

    It’s over a month until Christmas but I am already preparing for the Boxing Day sales arc. An addict had to have their fix.
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    QUOTE (GeezLouise @ 20/11/2022, 16:43) 
    Anyone think she may have an alternate channel on Youtube? It's hard to believe she is capable of staying off this long between not making her pittance of money and getting her dose of narc supply.

    Maybe her account at the Bank of Carol has been reactivated.
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 20/11/2022, 22:05) 
    $75 for Katrina Barely's candles???? People are so fucking stupid.

    The VanCleef & Arpel pendant won’t pay for itself, nor the other one on order.
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    QUOTE (biga$$tittie$ @ 18/11/2022, 11:37) 
    is Curtis an actual paramedic or is he just a patient transfer guy? because honestly he seems to have no clue about anything to do with health care what so ever. or perhaps he does work with paramedics , but is the driver of the ambulance? like an assistant to the real qualified paramedic and driver . He is totally clueless. As a person that worked in healthcare and had interaction daily with paramedics all through a work shift , day and night I find it very hard to believe Curtis is an actual paramedic. I would love to hear anyone's thoughts . I may be way off , but Miranda sure lies and exaggerates all day everyday so why not lie and exaggerate what Curtis' job actually is and he goes along with all her deciete , I mean he wouldn't want to lose that Jabba the Hut money spending beauty of a cool mom he landed himself .

    He actually is. Found him listed on the provincial registry.
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    Saul, we should apologize to you for having to sit through their BS. Please know how much it’s appreciated. PS….don’t delete your personal asides, I love it when you highlight their shitty behaviour.
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    Are “creators” paid if you click on the link without purchasing? She seemed to be pushing the click aspect.
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    QUOTE (Emotional Support Spork @ 15/11/2022, 14:32) 
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    Why is everything so over the top with him? He can’t just say, I am going to have a good day?
    He must be getting his nails done after work in some hideous design he came up with. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    Could someone please explain highest vibration, unapologetically or even apologetically…makes no damn sense to me.
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    Hey Anne, another big mummy fail is the fact your 10 year old is worried about likes on a stupid TikTok video. That kid is no protégé, no matter how badly John wants her to be.
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    Isn’t Curtis a volunteer firefighter? Not shaming him because it’s admirable but I thought his paying gig was as an EMT.
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    I wonder if she kept the card that has the squished bug….that was a piece of Sully theatre with her overacting.
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    QUOTE (Talullah @ 12/11/2022, 19:31) 
    QUOTE (ClutchLeggings @ 12/11/2022, 19:04) 
    She described him once as “ a hippie “.

    Cause he’s not into material things.

    When I used to watch, a couple of years ago, she mentioned that they weren’t close.
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    Annual Christmas pyjamas, makes me misty eyed for Anne’s failed pyjama line. They simply fail at everything.
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    Saville’s was the only listing I have followed. I took a screenshot when I found it, because I could never remember the name of the actual village. The listing was up on Tuesday because I scrolled through all the pics and reminded myself how grey it is, as in every room. Bizarre. I am in Canada and when you list your home with a realtor/estate agent the standard contract is for a 90 day listing with them. Perhaps the 90 days is up. It would be typical of John to blame the no sale on the agent and not the damage/too high a price which are the real reasons. This winter is really going to hurt in terms of cost.
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