The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by WorstPatioTable

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    Here children, this is your daily serving of spoiled beans and rice with a teensy spoonful of month old chicken.

    (Those tacos looked pretty sad even before I knew half of it was rotting away in the fridge for a week.)
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    The overnight oats baffle me. Syrup and cinnamon and vanilla and fruit and nut butter. Maybe just add one or two of those? All together it would taste horrible and be chock full of calories.
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    QUOTE (Nefarious Sharewithblunder @ 5/19/2022, 01:41 PM) 
    I legit thought she was showing one of her depressing AirBnbs. I can't believe this is her house and that she's lived here for TWO YEARS. At least put some art on the wall. Even that stupid dog picture would be something, or you know, picture of your children???? More appropriate here than in the "powder room".

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    You know where this furniture would fit nicely? In the empty freaking room at the front of her house!

    But, no. Let's put it down in the dreary basement. That makes sense.
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    QUOTE (Anywho @ 4/30/2022, 02:20 PM) 
    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 30/4/2022, 23:12) 
    As someone who just booked their first trip to Italy this fall, I can't wait to watch the Italy vlogs (and learn how NOT to act in Italy). I also keep looking at menus of different trattorias and legit CACKLE when there's sea bass on the menu!

    Watch out, if you ask for a table with a view, we will not give you one just because we are horrible Italian. :fist-shake:

    You rang?
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    The funny thing about her saying not to give the Bakers the attention they so desperately want, is that she is dishing up an all you can eat buffet for us all by herself with that video. Thanks, Jen. It was delicious.
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    Someone could start a private Discord server and post them there.
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    Look, I have shitty, super fine, thin hair like Jen. It sucks. But, I get it cut in a cute short bob and it almost always looks good. I even get compliments on my hair. So, it isn't impossible to have good looking hair even if you only have five strands. You just have to actually give a damn what your hair looks like.
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    Maybe she should have gotten her hair cut, slapped on some moisturizer and tried, even a little bit, with her clothes if she wanted to lure in an AirBnB/Insta dude. She just looks rough.

    I think her inner turmoil is manifesting on the outside lately.
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    If her c-section scar is super bumpy and visible then she either has skin that heals with keloids or a doctor that didn't do a great job at it. I had an emergency c-section and my scar is small, barely noticeable, and super, super low. It never shows even with my lowest rise underwear. The only thing that bothers me about it is that sometimes I still get random dull pains from the incision.
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    Why are the straps of her dress all wrapped up in her bra straps? It isn't a good look. Not that that awful shade of yellow would be a good look under any circumstances, really.
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    The first 20-30 seconds with the little baby voice Jen and confused children is really something.
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    I can't help but think she needs to move the TV and sofa setup to the "ballroom." It is the right size and shape to set up a more functional layout for watching TV with the family. Put the TV on the wall with the faux panels, put the sectional opposite the TV. Buy a bigger rug and a comfy chair with an an ottoman for in front of the front window.

    She could rework the room with the fireplace to have a loveseat and those ugly swivel chairs she loves could stay opposite it, then put the piano where the TV is now. Finish it off with another large rug, a coffee table, and some side tables.

    Obviously the place would still need art, plants, task lighting, and personal items to feel less sterile, but it would at least begin to resemble a normal home layout.
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    So, if she is in BC do we think she is doing cold ass hiking or touristy things in Vancouver? Omicron is becoming pretty brutal around Vancouver and the Island, I certainly would not pick now as a time to visit.
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    When I was 10 or 11 my parents went to Disney World without me. They were playing in some big golf tournament on property, but they had park days as well. There was even a huge private party in Magic Kingdom after hours. Despite the VAST majority of the golfers taking their kids, my parents left me behind. I was crushed. The only thing that made it worse is how much they went on and on about how amazing the private party was. How there was a "tickertape parade" for them and tons of free food and all the rides hade no lines at all. Thanks parents.

    I'm still bitter to this day.
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    QUOTE (Solo Jen @ 11/4/2021, 09:00 AM) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 4/11/2021, 17:03) 
    Did a worker have to peel the original cheese off the sandwich?

    On the Starbucks app it gives you the option to customize the sandwich. You can have the egg and cheese taken off. I’m vegan so I do the same but I also order a guac so I can slather it on the sandwich.

    You do realize that customizing like that means they throw the egg and cheese that was sitting next to your veggie patty and bread in the trash, right? If you are vegan for ethical reasons, the harm was already done and those food items are just being wasted at this point. It would make more sense to eat something that is actually vegan friendly.

    This is what you are customizing:
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    Edited by WorstPatioTable - 11/4/2021, 09:41 AM
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