The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by NoLongerAvailable

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    I wonder if she was trying to film herself as much as she could in the jeans in order to prep a video “no longer traumatized by jeans! I did it!”, cue fake tears, she’s so proud of herself, etc.

    She’s trying to make her life out to be a novel of someone who accomplishes great things, and tries to make everything a journey, an accomplishment, a huge deal…. Because her real life is not exciting at all. Cue the dramatics, the wall of fun run medals, etc. to convince HERSELF that she has done something with her life.
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    She once said in her caged days that she had an intensive dental routine (multiple mouth washes, water pic, special toothbrush, after brush wash, etc.) because she brushed too aggressively as a child and has soft enamel.

    I never believed that excuse.
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    Can someone post comparison pics of her just last year in the races compared to now?

    It’s unsettling seeing the change in this short time. Does she snack on salt tabs during the day?
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    With her addictions on full display the past few days…

    It makes me wonder. I don’t believe behavior like that is just something we are seeing now. I think she was always addicted to sugar, eating, buying etc. Wasn’t she making cookies or the paska bread and a piece fell on the floor and she picked it up and still ate it? Had a shake in Utah even though her tummy hurt all day?

    Yes she is older, but it makes me think she may truly have had an eating disorder where she purged some of the sweet treats she ate. She still exercised a lot back then, just like now, but she also ate out, Tuesday treat day, donut Saturday, things she didn’t show us, etc. I think she was just as addicted back then and Judith clearly didn’t help with any of it. I wonder if there’s a missing piece between then and now besides the husband and his family keeping watch on her.

    Unless she is truly just overeating now due to depression, finally feeling “uncaged”, etc. And it’s just piling on.
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    I wonder if this person who is having brunch with her is just being nice and feels sorry for her. Behind a keyboard it’s easy to say to yourself, aww she has no friends! I’ll be her friend!

    But then actually meet said person, they understand why this person has no friends. And then, BLOCK.

    Or get turned off after the pleasantries of the brunch, when 1274921 care packages arrive at her door from her bff who is now obsessed with her.

    This is not how you make true friends.
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    Soon those kids will refuse another cruise. And then what will she do? Nowhere else fun for kids will have childcare!!

    It’s still clear with this tantrum that she cannot handle her own kids. Instead of handling it, her solution is to leave completely? They aren’t toddlers anymore. My 5 year old hasn’t thrown a tantrum since she was 2? I know this whole situation has been so hard on these kids and I feel for them. Mostly bc they have to deal with Jen as a mother.


    I really feel like these trips don’t go as well as she reports. I’m sure the kids act out constantly, don’t listen, don’t want to pose for another picture, say they miss their dad, comment that the pool is bigger at dad’s house than on the cruise, etc. Jen is so happy to drop them for hours in the kids club. She gets her “me time” back.

    Their situation/divorce aside, if she really put in the work when they were babies/toddlers, she may honestly be able to enjoy them at this age without tantrums and they would listen to her. No going back to the hotel or the state room bc they throw tantrums. But now, anytime they act out it’s probably space man’s fault according to Jen and she doesn’t try.

    I agree with what someone said. She’s leaning into her new body type, enjoying eating whatever she wants uncaged. Sweatpants forever.
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    It still makes me uncomfortable that only the ones paying her can see her kids’ faces.

    Just. Stop. Showing. Your. Kids.

    Why does she not see how weird this is?
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    Even at the end of her life with walls full of funrun medals- she will STILL have led an empty life with no real accomplishments. I don’t know what she’s trying to convince herself of. Shes trying to paint her life of a person who overcame so much and accomplished so much, but. She really hasn’t?
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    One of the problems is (besides her gorging every day bc she is now UNCAGED), is that she’s in the mindset of oh I’m on vacation! No rules here! Cals don’t count!

    But. She’s on vacation MORE days than she is not so….. she needs to stop thinking this way.
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    I wonder if she can’t do that one race she mentioned on that one post bc she’s getting her new dog around that time.
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    She says she “collects” the spirit jerseys.

    She has so many collections, that I think it’s a way of her to justify to herself and anyone else, why she buys something. If it’s for a collection, it makes sense!! It’s ok!
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    Sometimes I wonder if her hoarding would be in check if she lived paycheck to paycheck with an actual job trying to provide for her kids.

    Or, would she become a couponer and STILL stockpile everything, or budget enough she could hoard dollar store items?

    She has a problem.
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    Does that mean the kids leave their loveys with Jen when they go to their real home?

    If so that’s hilarious. They obviously don’t need them, or maybe D&T set a boundary and said they do not belong at their house to TRY and help the kids grow up a little.
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    Is there a pirate night on this cruise? Will she “forget” again? Are the kids still too scared??
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    Isn’t that the same playground she always takes the kids?

    My kids are 5 and 4, and even they get bored of the same parks. We try to constantly find new ones.

    They must be so bored with the rigid structure of their lives with their babysitter.
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