The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by GarbagePlateWeirdo

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    I found myself feeling sorry for Jen in this last video. Anyone else or just me?! What is happening? :dunno:

    I need to her to do something Jen like so I can return to factory settings
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 29/6/2022, 17:25) 
    She tries to look extra shitty, grey, and lifeless when she's making a video full of excuses to not do her job. The lack of lighting is intentional. She wants her idiot patrons to feel sorry for her ample lazy millionaire ass.

    Yes! And the shuffling of papers on her desk, like it’s oh so piled up with all the work she has to do….

    She would be CRIPPLED if she had a job and her kids everyday.
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    I HATE when she does this. Like WHO THE FUCK are you?

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    “Relishing these moments”

    as I crane my arm up and over… back, further, no, no, little higher….

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    Haven’t watched the most recent video yet, but just had to pop on to say that I remember this log prison video. She was sooooo smug.

    Eat it, Jen
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    Can she please stop with the half face selfies already. JFC every time
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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 26/5/2022, 03:31) 
    QUOTE (GarbagePlateWeirdo @ 5/26/2022, 12:35 AM) 
    :hearty-laugh:

    May make this my new avatar. Such a loser lol

    You have to use this or I may steal this from you. This is great !

    Gosh, it’s SO tempting, but I’ll leave it up for grabs. I just still love my gumby neck one
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    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 25/5/2022, 19:07) 
    egGr13z

    :hearty-laugh:

    May make this my new avatar. Such a loser lol
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    Why does the thought of a tatted jen gross me out 🤢

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    The contrast between Tens and Jen is just staggering. One so full of colour, life, and style, so fresh, and then there’s Jen




    For SURE, she has to be spiralling even deeper after seeing these pictures. (And I don’t feel an ounce of sympathy …smug bragger she WAS). Heck, I’m jealous of Tens and their home and I actually love my life lol

    Edited by GarbagePlateWeirdo - 11/5/2022, 04:00
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    QUOTE (Rumpus Nail Polish @ 8/5/2022, 12:46) 
    You know, I never thought the Bakery would make me look at MYSELF differently, but it has. While I do LOTS of fun stuff with my kids, it turns out I have a stuffy streak I need to work on. When I saw the picture of CC my first thought was "why scuffy tennis shoes with her party dress?" But reading everyone's comments got me thinking "why NOT fun tennis shoes at a fun party?" Seriously, bakers, thanks for being you. I'm off to be a fun mama today. Happy mother's day bakers!!!! Catch you later!

    the kind of self awareness Jen has never shown

    Happy Mother’s Day to all the fun moms (👋 Tens) in the bakery today.


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    Made it! Better late than never. We’ve waited for this day long enough!
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    Whaaaaaaat is she even saying at the beginning of the video? :5153:
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    And people in therapy, real therapy, I wouldn’t imagine refer to themselves as “therapy goers”. It’s not the fucking theatre.
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    QUOTE (Ahoy Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 28/4/2022, 17:48) 
    Jen. Girl. A weenie ass life coach does not count as a therapist. And it doesn't come close to therapy when you fire your "therapist" when they call you out on your bullshit.

    But okay. Go off.

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    🙄 omg Jen, more like…

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