The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by PhotoshoppedlikeJenny

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    Today was a horrible day to know how to read at the Bakery.
  2. .
    I hope whatever her name sticks Jen with the bill. Getting up at 4 to run a race sounds like my worst nightmare but I am also leaning into my fat era.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 4/20/2024, 01:38 AM) 
    are we allowed to use the mom bod excuse if we don't have kids?

    I am using being a cat mom as mine 💅 and lighting and whatever
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    https://streamable.com/a0ebj5
    https://streamable.com/s1gssn

    Those links only stay good for TWO days
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    I hope she spends all of Don's dollars and has to get a job.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/17/2024, 05:24 PM) 
    I’ll be visiting Sedona later this year. I assume there’s nothing to be gleaned from watching Jen talk about herself for over an hour.

    As usual, she looks idiotic in her thumbnail.

    I hope you report back about your hummus of choice! Who travels and does not try out the local foods? She eats the same things every time.
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    Hopefully a wonder with actual small wrists gifts Jen a bracelet that is too small. #sorryyouarefatJen
  8. .
    P**la is probably cursing herself for maxing out all their credit cards creating multiple Patreon accounts because now she can not eat with Jenny.
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    I do not understand the no showering and washing the hair thing. I have fine hair like Jen but I washed it every other day (unlike Jen it is thick and curly). I went hiking yesterday and the first thing I did when I got home was take a hot shower which is my favorite thing to do after a hike. I know that one girl she was cosplaying for a while mentioned being "allergic to showers" but at least she looked fine I guess.

    Oh, I also painted my nails before the hike and had a great time with my friend as well. I do solo hikes as well like many women but I have never seen one as unkept as Jen on the trail.
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 4/13/2024, 07:22 AM) 
    AAt aprx 8 minutes, Jen shows her LV and gives a long explanation of how Don established a shopping budget for Jen. Spooky land
    https://rumble.com/vkcc5x-personal-day-hau...2011-06-17.html

    Current day Jen misses those days as much as she wants to present herself as a being a happy traveler unwashed person. At least her content was shorter and "better".
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    QUOTE (BunsyisDunsy @ 4/13/2024, 06:01 AM) 
    She dresses the kids so homely. Like you have tons of money, if I had kids and her money, they’d be in the cutest outfits money could buy.

    Jen resents her kids and it shows.
    Jen resents her home and it shows.
    Jen resents her life and it shows.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 4/12/2024, 07:44 PM) 
    Dancing Career Jen is at it again...

    Dancing-Career-Jen

    She really thinks she is the cutest thing ever. Being awkward is okay but she is just so fake.
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    I am surprised anyone outside of bakers watches her videos but I guess it fills in the time while you are waiting for an early bird dinner or agoraphobic.
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    I have gone on trips and concerts by myself and it is fun! You get to meet new people unless you are Jen. When I went to Nashville as a SOLO FEMALE TRAVELER I had the best time at it was not a thing to be solo at that time. I went to so many shows and got so many free drinks and meet so many people but I am one of those introvert/extrovert people.
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    I wish her current content would go back to being short. She never learns or tells people about the area she is in so it is pointless also wayyyyy less focus on your haggard face Jenny.
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