The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by PhotoshoppedlikeJenny

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    It probably is a way to introduce more expensive drugs to to someone. Once, they try the harder stuff the more likely they will invest in the harder stuff. I no longer use drugs (I did OD at 25 but have been clean for 20 years), hard drugs are introduced in a small way and it takes over your life.
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    I had a dude on our first date ask me if I wanted to do coke, and my answer was no. After, seeing a teen die at the bus stop from an OD my heart is scarred.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 2/3/2024, 08:30 PM) 
    QUOTE (HampTens @ 3/2/2024, 18:38) 
    So, she has trouble eating “fast food” because it causes stomach issues, but is excited for the Shamrock shake, which comes from basically the most well known fast food chain. Does she pay attention to what she even says and how she contradicts herself?

    And shamrock shakes taste like dissolved thermonuclear waste melded with poison Chinese plastic pellets…. You go, Miss Sophisticated Palate!

    I was so sad when I tried it for the first and last time.
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    They all make trailer trash look classy.
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    I love roasted broccoli!
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    I have not seen the video yet because I have to work but whenever she mispronounces something, I find myself saying that word out loud to make sure that I do not sound dumb like Gene.
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    Get well soon Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol ! Thank you for not traveling and spreading your germs like a certain gray and greasy blob.
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    If I saw Blue I would assume it was a houseless person living in it and not a multimillionaire cosplaying a travel content creator.
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    I hope all those sweet treats go to her G*ddamn thighs, she gains another wrinkle and loses another hair, may she have the birthday she deserves alone.
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    She probably practiced that over and over again thinking she is the cutest thing ever which I find annoying.
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    I know I have said this before but she buys the ugliest things. I swear she Googles "what is the ugliest thing?" I do not workout aside from hiking/backpacking, sometimes yoga and a lot of walking but how many workout outfits does one need?
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    I bet the poors still will not get any videos for months. That is for paying customers only!
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    How does she have the worst taste in everything?
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    Nah, Jenny deserves to be alone, she has mistreated everyone in her life and needs to live with the actions that she continues to take. She could hire people to help with the kids and whatever but she clings on to her "legendary stubbornness" for whatever reason.
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    QUOTE (LofticeLouboutins @ 1/23/2024, 12:14 AM) 
    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 22/1/2024, 23:21) 
    It's Jan 23rd and she still hasnt:
    - painted her gold mirror black
    - set up her Xmas storage
    - ordered a bed and set up a decent guest area
    - built that damn Ikea shelf she's had for months
    - got the shelves built in for her garage storage
    - done any of that pointless memory keeping she bangs on about every week

    -town hall
    -Winnie’s memorial 🥺

    Also her office... But what would she have for content if she did not organize it or whatever she has done in the last 999 videos about it?
2621 replies since 27/7/2019
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