The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Shrimpgate

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    QUOTE (Malicious Vitriol @ 6/11/2021, 20:16) 
    Everyone, repeat after me:

    I will never again feel sorry for this selfish, sly, manipulative bitch.

    Here are some reminders:

    Places her kids plates near the trash. When criticised, installs a divider instead of moving the plates.

    Using a woman's suicide to her advantage.

    Lies that she is "textbook stalked" when she has never ever feared for her safety in her life.

    Cancels her kids Disney trip 4 times but goes to Disney anyway without her kids to do HER race for HERSELF.

    And many, many more...

    Sends her BABIES to “school” while she sits at home…my personal reminder if I get that feeling!
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    QUOTE (WonderLikeJen @ 29/10/2021, 17:33) 
    OMFG, I am just floored.

    She can't find fresh vegetables...IN ITALY???
    The waiters tell her she eats too much... :muffin_emoticon_pack_by_rezzle:
    The crying because she misses her "kids", pup, and mausoleum
    And she would rather sleep in a van then have to be around others.

    She is so out of touch with reality. I can't even imagine having the luxury of going to Italy and complaining.

    I have been to Italy many times and I have NEVER been in a restaurant that did not serve vegetables. They have more vegetable options on their menus than we do in the United States. They serve fresh vegetables and salad greens such as arugula on their pizzas!! And why didn’t she pick up any veggies in the supermarket along with her peanut butter?!?! Lying liar that lies for sure! She infuriates me!!!!
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    QUOTE (FloatingDatAssUp @ 3/10/2021, 15:38) 
    I figured out where Jen is going next!!!

    https://fox17.com/news/offbeat/gallery-sta...el-england-pooh

    Someone already suggested that this may have been where she was on her European adventure…I think it’s a good guess 😊
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    I don’t know if this has been brought up yet, but in perusing the Soup Kitchen’s Instagram and Facebook page there have been zero photos of CC and Donnie at day camp????? Has anybody else noticed this?
  5. .
    QUOTE (Gonegirl @ 4/6/2021, 20:14) 
    Those Gene gifs are gold.

    I swear she's Rachel Berry from Glee.

    I’ve always thought that
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 2/6/2021, 22:17) 
    QUOTE (Shrimpgate @ 2/6/2021, 22:12) 
    Yes...they ate at Gibson’s, a famous steakhouse restaurant in Chicago for Father’s Day. Jen claimed there was NOTHING on the menu that was plant based so she HAD to order shrimp. Naturally the Bakers were quick to post menus from Gibson’s showing salads, baked potatoes and an array of vegetables she could have ordered. Caught in a lie once again.

    Of course I remember all the details cause......YOU RANG?

    Gibsons or Morton’s? I really thought it was Morton’s (closer and bigger menu).

    I’m remembering Gibson’s but it definitely could have been Morton’s...either way, at either of these places they definitely would have made her a “plant based” meal if she asked.
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 2/6/2021, 19:44) 
    You both are right about shrimpgate! It was Father's Day weekend at a steakhouse, because it was Don's choice where to eat. Jen ate shrimp, but didn't tell. Someone saw it in her food journal and questioned her about it. She said that there really weren't any options there for her to eat, because Don had chosen a steakhouse to eat at (how dare he!)

    Yes...they ate at Gibson’s, a famous steakhouse restaurant in Chicago for Father’s Day. Jen claimed there was NOTHING on the menu that was plant based so she HAD to order shrimp. Naturally the Bakers were quick to post menus from Gibson’s showing salads, baked potatoes and an array of vegetables she could have ordered. Caught in a lie once again.

    Of course I remember all the details cause......YOU RANG?
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 2/6/2021, 16:02) 
    QUOTE (KayTee @ 2/6/2021, 13:36) 
    I don’t know if any of you actually know each other in real life but I sometimes wonder what would happen if I was somewhere and a baker-ism was spoken. My head would probably snap around and I would ask if the person would like a muffin. 😂

    On another note - seabassJr Jen bought Don vintage Playboys?? How’d I miss that in all these years???

    :chatter-box-smiley-emoticon:

    It was Craptice who posted about the vintage playboys. I missed it too, but it does kinda feel right!

    Speaking of Bakers knowing each other, it didn’t even occur to me - I think because so many of us have told the stories about how Jen and the Bakery are our secret shame :lol: I think that’s why I was so tickled when DishGate and Shrimpgate turned out to be a mother/daughter duo who troll each other with Jen-themed gifts!

    @DishGate and I probably talk or text Jen almost daily. I was a bit ahead of her in my Bakery reading on the day Tensleigh was found, called her immediately and screaming ensued! We have other family members we’ve marginally told about Jen but no one else really understands our “devotion”. We are Chicagoans, so we’ll be happy to host the Midwest Bakers meeting😉
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 26/5/2021, 23:37) 
    My God. WhereDoesDaddySleep you da real MVP for putting that together :7043:

    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 5/26/2021, 05:28 PM) 
    June 2019
    16th: Father's Day. Jen eats shrimp. Blames Don.

    Shrimpgate!!!
    <———————————————

    My first time!!! YOU RANG??
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    QUOTE (NotANeatLife @ 26/5/2021, 06:24) 
    I don't think Jen's silence has to do with T following her. I think it's more likely because someone called a wellness check on her and she can't post anything because she is still having a hard time. Hopefully she has started seeing a therapist during this time.

    I totally think a wellness check was done and possibly the kids had to stay with Don for awhile?? I have no idea if this type of thing is done but the theory has been rattling away in my brain for awhile...we haven’t seen the kids rather than the Mother’s Day pic which could have been taken any time, she seems to have had more than usual time on her hands, and she’s been silent for so long. Just a theory I can’t shake...
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 20/5/2021, 21:36) 
    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 20/5/2021, 21:35) 
    I think someone contacted her or someone in her life after her going-off-the-deep-end post, and she is PISSED.

    Oh well.

    :dunno:

    This is exactly what I think happened. Someone called in a wellness check. And it’s not a Baker, it’s a Jenion.

    As Jen would say....THIS. I couldn’t agree more.
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    You will find this hard to believe, but my best friend lives in Wellesley. I checked out the yearbooks and found Jen as a sophomore in the 1999 yearbook and my friend’s daughter as a freshman that same year.
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    QUOTE (GarbagePlateWeirdo @ 1/4/2021, 23:17) 
    Ahahahaha 😂 F1BC3939-D311-4DB4-9A02-2AF655B13E6B

    This chin dance comment is GOLD! I can’t stop laughing!
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    I 100% believe Gene has traveled. I 100% believe she is not in her regular time zone, be it Utah, Arizona, Oregon or wherever and I 100% believe she is at the same resort/spa/retreat she was at after Christmas. We Bakery detectives MUST solve this one!
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    This is one I don’t think I can watch...to much cringe just in the thumbnail...but she’s scrubbing the comments like crazy. Please someone, more tech savvy than me, grab them while you can!!
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