The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by ListerineLikeJen

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    This site and my silly posts is my guilty pleasure and escape. Should I kick the bucket and someone comes across my password book and iPad I hope they enjoy the snark. Until then, I am keeping you and my stash of chocolate all to myself
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    proudmommyofapeloton

    OMG I love your name!
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    She brought her stowaway moose, does that count as a friend?
    :mocking_smiley_emoticon:
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    Cue the nose flaring angry IG stories where she rips into her faithful viewers on how it’s no ones business on how she spends her time. Will they be tomorrow Jen? Looking forward
    :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 31/3/2021, 02:09) 
    That buffet is my favourite piece in his home. Of course he's set on ruining it.
    Come back to me when you really commit and run a water line directly to the machines. Everything else is pretend.

    I agree. All these coffee bars with no access to water are useless. How many trips back and forth to your kitchen sink or water cooler to refill your various machines and carafes does it take before you realize your “coffee station” is just plain stupid? I guess he has a lot of time to peruse Pinterest while he is sick in bed every other month. RIP
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    Omg you lovely Neighbour’s are sooooo lucky to have access to vaccines! So happy for you all!!

    Meanwhile back here in Canada ...
    :nervous:
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    I dunno if we can be referred to as “Stalkers” ... I think of us as more of “Fact Finders” or “ Truth Seekers” maybe
    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
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    Well we know she always has her Starbucks Rewards card with her... is there a way we can hack into that? LOL
    I haven’t been to a spa or resort since Covid, but do they have Peloton bikes in hotels now?
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    Wow, he is full of himself, isn’t he? I don’t think he donates to charity. At all.
    Also, it’s a miracle that there are no spelling errors on his stupid merch.
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    “Chrissy Gnarly Feet Room Wrecker”
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    QUOTE (Nutes @ 17/3/2021, 02:36) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 16/3/2021, 16:54) 
    I think he just wrote something so as not have a blank space. Nobody books every single hour of their day :rolleyes:

    He actually claims to! He even schedules baths!

    Schedules them yes, but does he actually Take them
    :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:

    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 17/3/2021, 01:18) 
    Over/under on when Christopher will be redecorating that Peloton room and getting rid of all the board and batten and urbane bronze? I give it four months.

    Ooooo oooo .... me likey this idea ....
    I give it a whole 6 months
    :flcvoy01:
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    This cracks me up every*single*time! Friggin hilarious
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    QUOTE (SyntheticThong @ 11/3/2021, 01:26) 
    Why oh why are the kids wearing masks at the park OUTSIDE?

    Transmission can still happen outdoors, especially in cooler temperatures. It is common, where I live at least, that people wear a mask outdoors.
    Also, the kids just realized that Jen is too busy to shower after her workouts and they don’t want to get a whiff of her
    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
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    I am both happy and relieved for you all. I do admit I also have a touch of vaccine envy tho
    :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
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    QUOTE (Fupa Dickey @ 4/3/2021, 04:15) 
    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 4/3/2021, 02:18) 
    His hands are so gross. I can't deal!

    Ugh they are! When I was watching today's video I was thinking I am nearly as repulsed by his hands as I am by his horrible feet.

    The only thing uglier than his hands, feet and teeth is his personality.
    He is repulsive
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